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Artist, dog-lover and avid reader.
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the extent to which this administration is out of control is really summed up by the fact that they immediately went with “this was an armed terrorist there to kill law enforcement” knowing that video from multiple angles completely disproving them was out there and would be seen by everyone
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Yall outside of MN need to know that observers are STILL out protecting their neighbors. Right now. They know the news and they’re still out there.
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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INTERVIEWER: As you know, we are a nation beset by myriad horrors. What are you doing to fight back?
SCHUMER: I have been reaching out to the horrors, many of which are friends, in hopes of working together on this for all Americans. You demand we descend into hell? Well ok, but let's do it right.
September 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
you got a real nice state here..... it'd be a shame if anything were to happen to it....
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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if pep boys said that now the pep boys could call you up and talk sexy to you you wouldn't think that pep boys was doing really well, as a company
October 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Hoff's Horrorfest is TONIGHT! Live comedy and THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933) at @caveatnyc.bsky.social! 🫥🕶️ Produced by me, @coolandnice.bsky.social, @timbarnes.bsky.social, @iangoldstein.bsky.social and Mary Bess Pritchett! www.caveat.nyc/events/hoffs...
October 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
(enthusiastically lapping up toothpaste off a shit-covered floor) you can’t put it back in the tube, brother!
October 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️
October 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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On 10/13 my comedy show/horror movie screening series Hoff’s Horrorfest will show THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933) at @caveatnyc.bsky.social! 🫥🕶️ Get your tix now: www.caveat.nyc/events/hoffs... Produced by me, @coolandnice.bsky.social, @timbarnes.bsky.social, @iangoldstein.bsky.social & Mary Bess Pritchett!
September 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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My short film "It's a Living" is now available to watch on YouTube! Check it out, I think you'll like it! Featuring @timbarnes.bsky.social, @coolandnice.bsky.social and Mary Bess Pritchett. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjd1...
It's a Living
YouTube video by Hoff Matthews
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August 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Nothing tastes as good as pissing on a splash hog feels
June 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Here's another angle from Fox News reporter Bill Melugin of Sen. Alex Padilla getting roughed up by law enforcement after he tries to question Kristi Noem at her presser:

“I’m Senator Alex Padilla. I have questions for the secretary. Because the fact of the matter is, a half dozen... Hands off!”
June 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
wow this is like finding out the mythbusters didn't really like each other 😭
June 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Feds in masks tear gassing Minneapolis residents in 270 AQI, in the rain, while trying to disappear people. 2025.
June 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
that's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, practicing my religion: sitting in corners!
May 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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we live inside a got dang dream
April 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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JFK wrinkling his nose as he fucks Marilyn Monroe. With every slam of his fat catholic hog she queefs out a burst of thick hot subway air, air that’s been up there since the skirt photo. Room smells like a bad summer in New York. He signals “shoot me in car tomorrow” rather than do this again
April 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM