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A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026

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January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
By the 40th replay, this starts getting really funny!
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Me to Taylor Swift:
So, are you Katy Perry? Or the other one?
December 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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STAR TREK AFTER DARK: SEASON 1

It's Raining Man Traps
Charlie XXX
Where Every Man Has Gone Before
The Fully Clothed Time
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Guardian headline goes hard
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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we made another Adele in a lab
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands because we value love and family.
Crazy Zoo Facts:
Sea Otters sleep holding hands as a pledge of unity and devotion to Ottriaxus, Demon God Of The Night.
October 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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The emergency brake on this train says "FINE FOR MISUSE" so I guess it's okay if you want to mess with it
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Dorothy, Defender of Oz
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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As much as I want to revel and parrot all the horrible things Epstein says about Trump's character, Epstein was still a convicted pedophile and sex trafficker.

As true as his assessments might be, that still hurts his credibility.
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:

- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Donald Trump murdering Jeffrey Epstein to cover up his sex crimes, both candidates went to great lengths to hide their most dangerous secrets.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
It's not widely known, but WAP is actually about an ass-pussy. A proofreader at Atlantic Records inadvertently moved the hyphen to after wet, resulting in the common misconception.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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she better run
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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This day in history. 1993. Céline Dion released her album The Colour Of My Love annoying Americans both with her singing style and her spelling.
October 29, 2023 at 9:50 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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who called it a litter box instead of a purrinal?
October 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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The zombies were having fun
the party had just begun
the guests included Wolfman
Dracula, and his son!

DRACULA: Stepson, actually. His name is Connor. I vant so badly to connect vith him, but ve have none of the same interests. Ve tried Roblox, but it vas a disaster. I just vant to be a good dad
October 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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this is very satisfying to watch.
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."

Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
October 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM