Clever Squirrel
@cleversquirrel.bsky.social
If i got sent back in time to either college or high school I could immediately pick up a phone and order a pizza from the respective location pizza joint
I still have six phone numbers memorized, unsurprisingly being those of immediate family and also my landline, which I still have. Everything else is handled by the contacts list.
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If i got sent back in time to either college or high school I could immediately pick up a phone and order a pizza from the respective location pizza joint
W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
October 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
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OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢
DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
i think we are going to find out at some point these guys invented cocaine 2 and have been on it all along
October 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢
DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun
If you see this, QRT with a gif of your first anime
October 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you see this, QRT with a gif of your first anime
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If you see this, QRT with a gif of your first anime
October 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If you see this, QRT with a gif of your first anime
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every trans person I've spoken to is feeling the Drag Down right now. not everybody has fallen into despair but we're all feeling it creeping in around the edges, doing our best to fight it. things are bad. if you know a trans person, look after them.
September 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
every trans person I've spoken to is feeling the Drag Down right now. not everybody has fallen into despair but we're all feeling it creeping in around the edges, doing our best to fight it. things are bad. if you know a trans person, look after them.
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So this is apparently how it goes these days:
(violence occurs)
TRANSPHOBE: It's the evil violent trans people who have done this!
(perpetrator revealed not to be trans)
TRANSPHOBE: Ah! Nevertheless -
(violence occurs)
TRANSPHOBE: It's the evil violent trans people who have done this!
(perpetrator revealed not to be trans)
TRANSPHOBE: Ah! Nevertheless -
September 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
So this is apparently how it goes these days:
(violence occurs)
TRANSPHOBE: It's the evil violent trans people who have done this!
(perpetrator revealed not to be trans)
TRANSPHOBE: Ah! Nevertheless -
(violence occurs)
TRANSPHOBE: It's the evil violent trans people who have done this!
(perpetrator revealed not to be trans)
TRANSPHOBE: Ah! Nevertheless -
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
2015 vs 2025
Well, back then I just had my hair done blue for the first time. It was a lot shorter then, was probably the biggest thing /s
Well, back then I just had my hair done blue for the first time. It was a lot shorter then, was probably the biggest thing /s
August 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
2015 vs 2025
Well, back then I just had my hair done blue for the first time. It was a lot shorter then, was probably the biggest thing /s
Well, back then I just had my hair done blue for the first time. It was a lot shorter then, was probably the biggest thing /s
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This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
April 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
Favorite One Piece Captain, wrong answers only
August 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Favorite One Piece Captain, wrong answers only
I can be both
I think for my particular flavor of ADHD, my brain is identical to the cat's here
July 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I can be both
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It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️
July 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️
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June 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
You can have my em dashes when you pry them out of my cold, dead keyboard
Stop spreading this garbage about em dashes in ACTUAL EDITED PROSE OH MY GOD.
Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?
Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?
July 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You can have my em dashes when you pry them out of my cold, dead keyboard
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I cannot emphasize this enough that for YEARS:
-trans women played various women’s sports.
-trans kids got medical assistance as they and their parents needed.
-trans folk could get accurate documents.
-trans folk used the bathrooms that felt appropriate.
AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
-trans women played various women’s sports.
-trans kids got medical assistance as they and their parents needed.
-trans folk could get accurate documents.
-trans folk used the bathrooms that felt appropriate.
AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
June 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I cannot emphasize this enough that for YEARS:
-trans women played various women’s sports.
-trans kids got medical assistance as they and their parents needed.
-trans folk could get accurate documents.
-trans folk used the bathrooms that felt appropriate.
AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
-trans women played various women’s sports.
-trans kids got medical assistance as they and their parents needed.
-trans folk could get accurate documents.
-trans folk used the bathrooms that felt appropriate.
AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
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1. The US Transgender Survey has finally been released, and the results are stunning.
- <1% of people are less satisfied after HRT.
- The most common reason for detransition, pausing transition, or stopping transition is transphobia.
The latest from S. Baum.
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- <1% of people are less satisfied after HRT.
- The most common reason for detransition, pausing transition, or stopping transition is transphobia.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Largest Trans Survey Ever: Top Reason Trans People Stop Transitioning Is Transphobia
“In almost every single case, the reason was anti-trans discrimination in the form of pressure to ‘detransition’ from one’s family, friends, or community.”
www.erininthemorning.com
June 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
1. The US Transgender Survey has finally been released, and the results are stunning.
- <1% of people are less satisfied after HRT.
- The most common reason for detransition, pausing transition, or stopping transition is transphobia.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
- <1% of people are less satisfied after HRT.
- The most common reason for detransition, pausing transition, or stopping transition is transphobia.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
May 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
I've seen this guy so a lot of fun silly things. I've seen him say some impressively admitting and inclusive stuff. This though cruises into like, heroic levels of wholesomeness. We should all hope to be more like this
May 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I've seen this guy so a lot of fun silly things. I've seen him say some impressively admitting and inclusive stuff. This though cruises into like, heroic levels of wholesomeness. We should all hope to be more like this
I am perpetually amazed by children standing up to adults and showing them what maturity looks like
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I am perpetually amazed by children standing up to adults and showing them what maturity looks like
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The state of Utah voted to ban pride flags so Salt Lake City Council decided to make official city flags that incorporate the progress pride, Juneteenth, and transgender flags so they can fly them without breaking state law
If approved, SLC would have 4 flag designs. It's current, as well as one tied to Progress Pride, Juneteenth and Transgender designs as seen here #utpol:
May 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The state of Utah voted to ban pride flags so Salt Lake City Council decided to make official city flags that incorporate the progress pride, Juneteenth, and transgender flags so they can fly them without breaking state law
If you think programs to combat bias against black people are unconstitutional because they single out one race, but support ones to combat bias against Christians, you're either a world class hypocrite or willfully and egregiously obtuse, probably both
April 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If you think programs to combat bias against black people are unconstitutional because they single out one race, but support ones to combat bias against Christians, you're either a world class hypocrite or willfully and egregiously obtuse, probably both
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"I have a PhD; you have Dunning-Kruger" needs to be on a t-shirt if it isn't already
January 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"I have a PhD; you have Dunning-Kruger" needs to be on a t-shirt if it isn't already
September 26, 2024 at 1:42 PM