Stephanie King
@stephstephking.bsky.social
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Former Philadelphian living in Montréal Supports public schools Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones https://stephanieking.net
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stephstephking.bsky.social
RIP D'Angelo. Such a shame, so young 😭

Shoutout forever to the most MVP pair of pajama pants of all time. YES I WATCHED THE MAKING THE VIDEO AND YOU KNOW YOU DID TOO

youtu.be/SxVNOnPyvIU?...
D'Angelo - Untitled (How Does It Feel) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO
youtu.be
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grousehollow.bsky.social
Are there any experts in Haitian art on BlueSky?
stephstephking.bsky.social
This advice was intended for career ladies but I would also be happy to hear back from any gentlemen if this worked for them
stephstephking.bsky.social
Career tip: if you are having a bad hair day bc you didn't have time to blow dry it, you can just throw on a pearl necklace on your way out the door and your kid will say "why are you dressed all fancy"
stephstephking.bsky.social
Sorry to hear that. Hope things get better soon
stephstephking.bsky.social
Also our Very Dumb Thanksgiving Movie was Godzilla x Kong The New Empire and I can confidently say I'm dumber now for having watched it

I think about how Godzilla Minus One cost $15 million to make so we could've had 9 Godzilla Minus Ones for the price of ONE Godzilla x Kong and I'm sad
stephstephking.bsky.social
Our Bootleg Thanksgiving™️gets a little more bootleg every year yet my children's enjoyment of it increases in inverse proportion to how much effort I put into it

This year was oven-rewarmed rotisserie chicken, stovetop stuffing, and Walmart pies and they LOVED it

I'll never roast a turkey again
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stephstephking.bsky.social
Reading is fun and cool and it's great to read any kind of book
stephstephking.bsky.social
This unhinged literary take is the natural evolution of my "I don't believe in 'elevated' anything" hot take

Just bc most Unreal is plain doesn't mean that Fancy Unreal is something different

I also don't believe in "literary fiction," it's just Fancy Real
stephstephking.bsky.social
She's probably thriving w/somebody's mom
The Lucille Bluth "good for her" meme from Arrested Development
stephstephking.bsky.social
Lol this meme

I hope this lady is having a nice day, wherever she is
stephstephking.bsky.social
There is no such thing as genres; there is only a matrix where the axis for plot is "real <--> unreal" and the other one for language is "plain <--> fancy"
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
stephstephking.bsky.social
Not me googling "salt potatoes recipe" like a freaking noob even though I a) was born & raised in upstate NY and b) know perfectly damn well the only 3 ingredients are tiny potatoes, salt, and butter
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adryancore.bsky.social
I’m teaching a FREE writing workshop this Thurs 10/16 at 4pm est!

Register here: us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...

#writing #writingworkshop #writingclass
stephstephking.bsky.social
I saw my neighbor's cat - who is still quite young - getting his ass kicked by a stray in my backyard

So I went out and yelled at the stray and he ran away, but then my neighbor's cat was like OH YOU SCARED HUH and chased him across the street

Look buddy, I'm not here to be your henchman
stephstephking.bsky.social
Good morning Conrads

Happy Thanksgiving to my Canadians and Christopher Columbus Sucks to my Americans
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josie.zone
SWITCH TO TIDAL TODAY

YOU CAN TRANSFER YOUR PLAYLISTS WITH THE LINK BELOW

IT IS EASY, THE SOUND QUALITY IS BETTER, THEY HAVE MUSIC VIDEOS, AND THERE'S NO GESTAPO ADS

tidal.com/transfer-music
pavlovforgoths.com
Found out that Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads, if you need another reason to quit using it.
stephstephking.bsky.social
No I am not going to set up 2-factor authentication in order to buy movie tickets just so you can text me for the rest of my life that Jumanji #76 is coming out

Get bent, I will walk up buy my tickets like a peasant I guess
stephstephking.bsky.social
You can install a bunch of blockers to achieve this but... I shouldn't have to!
stephstephking.bsky.social
Me: I hope my children are musical
Monkey Paw: *curls*
stephstephking.bsky.social
Oh no, a second child has discovered "Hamilton"