Stephanie King
@stephstephking.bsky.social
Former Philadelphian living in Montréal
Supports public schools
Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones
https://stephanieking.net
Supports public schools
Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones
https://stephanieking.net
Found an old YouTube video of one of my professors with long hair and an earring and now I am gleefully texting it to my entire cohort
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Found an old YouTube video of one of my professors with long hair and an earring and now I am gleefully texting it to my entire cohort
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
A baby WEASEL frolicking w/its mom in the snow
A BEAVER who chased me
A FOX I chased away from my cat
HOWLER MONKEYS on my honeymoon in Belize
A 5ft BAT RAY my marine bio class caught and put back
A baby WEASEL frolicking w/its mom in the snow
A BEAVER who chased me
A FOX I chased away from my cat
HOWLER MONKEYS on my honeymoon in Belize
A 5ft BAT RAY my marine bio class caught and put back
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
So many whales
Dolphin
Seal
Shark
Fox
So many whales
Dolphin
Seal
Shark
Fox
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild.
bald eagle
whale
sea lion
moose
bear
bald eagle
whale
sea lion
moose
bear
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild
A baby WEASEL frolicking w/its mom in the snow
A BEAVER who chased me
A FOX I chased away from my cat
HOWLER MONKEYS on my honeymoon in Belize
A 5ft BAT RAY my marine bio class caught and put back
A baby WEASEL frolicking w/its mom in the snow
A BEAVER who chased me
A FOX I chased away from my cat
HOWLER MONKEYS on my honeymoon in Belize
A 5ft BAT RAY my marine bio class caught and put back
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Revising your own academic texts requires lots of juggling and sifting through of layers, perspectives and choices. No wonder results can be uneven and less than satisfying.
In January I'm running a mini-course that helps you build a strategic approach to managing the task, adapted to your needs. 👇
In January I'm running a mini-course that helps you build a strategic approach to managing the task, adapted to your needs. 👇
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Revising your own academic texts requires lots of juggling and sifting through of layers, perspectives and choices. No wonder results can be uneven and less than satisfying.
In January I'm running a mini-course that helps you build a strategic approach to managing the task, adapted to your needs. 👇
In January I'm running a mini-course that helps you build a strategic approach to managing the task, adapted to your needs. 👇
Me working with puff pastry where my first spinach roll is perfect but subsequent rolls go downhill
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Me working with puff pastry where my first spinach roll is perfect but subsequent rolls go downhill
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Okay whose cousin is a narc
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Okay whose cousin is a narc
Did anyone else have the family tradition that the men clean up after Thanksgiving dinner, or was my aunt just a genius
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Did anyone else have the family tradition that the men clean up after Thanksgiving dinner, or was my aunt just a genius
Hi, it's me, your graphic design friend again, begging you to PLEASE HAVE A COPY OF YOUR LOGO available for download somewhere on your company's website and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD offer a version that's square
If you made a beautiful logo, make it so ppl can USE it to refer to you
If you made a beautiful logo, make it so ppl can USE it to refer to you
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hi, it's me, your graphic design friend again, begging you to PLEASE HAVE A COPY OF YOUR LOGO available for download somewhere on your company's website and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD offer a version that's square
If you made a beautiful logo, make it so ppl can USE it to refer to you
If you made a beautiful logo, make it so ppl can USE it to refer to you
GOOD MORNING MARCHING BAND GEEKS WATCHING THE PARADE 🥁🎷🎺
Sound off with your instrument!
Me: bari sax 🎷
Sound off with your instrument!
Me: bari sax 🎷
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
GOOD MORNING MARCHING BAND GEEKS WATCHING THE PARADE 🥁🎷🎺
Sound off with your instrument!
Me: bari sax 🎷
Sound off with your instrument!
Me: bari sax 🎷
I need a calendar that is like "did you actually do that thing or did you just turn off the reminder bc it was annoying"
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I need a calendar that is like "did you actually do that thing or did you just turn off the reminder bc it was annoying"
Last call if you need to "visit your friend in Canada" instead of heading home for the holiday
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Last call if you need to "visit your friend in Canada" instead of heading home for the holiday
Guys you will never believe the insane thing my son saw and expressed a desire for that I have found a suitable knockoff of for Hanukkah
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Guys you will never believe the insane thing my son saw and expressed a desire for that I have found a suitable knockoff of for Hanukkah
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The students in our MFA program have published the latest volume of their literary journal Paper Dragon (with some help from Drexel Publishing Group).
drexelpaperdragon.com/volume-10/
drexelpaperdragon.com/volume-10/
Volume 10 - Paper Dragon
drexelpaperdragon.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The students in our MFA program have published the latest volume of their literary journal Paper Dragon (with some help from Drexel Publishing Group).
drexelpaperdragon.com/volume-10/
drexelpaperdragon.com/volume-10/
UPDATE the best thing about Lesbian Chipmunk hair is that it can be blow dried in .02 seconds, important for Canadian winters
Accidentally asked for my haircut too short, so you know what that means
It's lesbian chipmunk tiiiiiiiiiime
It's lesbian chipmunk tiiiiiiiiiime
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
UPDATE the best thing about Lesbian Chipmunk hair is that it can be blow dried in .02 seconds, important for Canadian winters
Oh man, y'all are gonna be eating pie and arguing with your racist uncles for the rest of the week, while I still have to work
Not fair
Not fair
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Oh man, y'all are gonna be eating pie and arguing with your racist uncles for the rest of the week, while I still have to work
Not fair
Not fair
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Me on my way to start some bullshit
September 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Me on my way to start some bullshit
Next time* I fly, I'm going to wear my FANCIEST pajamas
*if
*if
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Next time* I fly, I'm going to wear my FANCIEST pajamas
*if
*if
I know just the guy to restore Campbell Soup's honor
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I know just the guy to restore Campbell Soup's honor
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it’s probably too late unless your turkey is very small, but last chance: take it out of the freezer!!!
take your turkey out of the freezer!!
hey take your turkey out of the freezer
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
it’s probably too late unless your turkey is very small, but last chance: take it out of the freezer!!!
Tonight is my last night teaching my flash fiction workshop and then I have NO SIDE QUESTS scheduled for the rest of the year
I even said NO to some things
I'm so proud of me for penciling in a whole month to collapse in a heap/eat Christmas cookies and ~vibe~
I even said NO to some things
I'm so proud of me for penciling in a whole month to collapse in a heap/eat Christmas cookies and ~vibe~
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Tonight is my last night teaching my flash fiction workshop and then I have NO SIDE QUESTS scheduled for the rest of the year
I even said NO to some things
I'm so proud of me for penciling in a whole month to collapse in a heap/eat Christmas cookies and ~vibe~
I even said NO to some things
I'm so proud of me for penciling in a whole month to collapse in a heap/eat Christmas cookies and ~vibe~
I am just
so tired
of things not working
the way they are supposed to
so tired
of things not working
the way they are supposed to
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I am just
so tired
of things not working
the way they are supposed to
so tired
of things not working
the way they are supposed to
Accidentally asked for my haircut too short, so you know what that means
It's lesbian chipmunk tiiiiiiiiiime
It's lesbian chipmunk tiiiiiiiiiime
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Accidentally asked for my haircut too short, so you know what that means
It's lesbian chipmunk tiiiiiiiiiime
It's lesbian chipmunk tiiiiiiiiiime
My office decided to move all of its Sharepoint files and/or restrict access to them so now it is a literal Who Moved My Cheese week for me trying to find anything
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My office decided to move all of its Sharepoint files and/or restrict access to them so now it is a literal Who Moved My Cheese week for me trying to find anything
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NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS when:
- a loved one is having surgery
- someone is on a flight
- friends are checking in on your home/pets when you're away
- you are getting away with crimes
NO NEWS IS BAD NEWS when:
- applying for jobs
- waiting for your ex to text back
- querying
- a loved one is having surgery
- someone is on a flight
- friends are checking in on your home/pets when you're away
- you are getting away with crimes
NO NEWS IS BAD NEWS when:
- applying for jobs
- waiting for your ex to text back
- querying
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS when:
- a loved one is having surgery
- someone is on a flight
- friends are checking in on your home/pets when you're away
- you are getting away with crimes
NO NEWS IS BAD NEWS when:
- applying for jobs
- waiting for your ex to text back
- querying
- a loved one is having surgery
- someone is on a flight
- friends are checking in on your home/pets when you're away
- you are getting away with crimes
NO NEWS IS BAD NEWS when:
- applying for jobs
- waiting for your ex to text back
- querying