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it's possible because time is possible
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And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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If i was in the theater audience when everyone thought the train was speeding towards them, instead of screaming, i'd have been coming up with a plan
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Reading about the bolsheviks and if podcasts had existed back then all these guys would've done that instead
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Speaking of mismatched phenology, the predators are turning white, too. These little sh*ts are impossible to track with a cellphone camera, they are like mammal electrons. Bring on some snow! 🦊 #wx
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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This is very good and important news that we should all be talking about. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Cuter and closer: Raccoons may be on their way to becoming America's next pet
The rubbish raiders are showing reductions in snout length, a sign of early domestication, researchers say.
www.bbc.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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The people who say "why this obsession with Palestine? why don't you post about Sudan?" never post about Sudan themselves.
What they mean is "it's fine you don't care about Sudan. You should be similarly indifferent to Palestine"

(of course, many people do post about both and other crises)
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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30% of adult Americans have criminals records. ICE would have found 180 criminals if they RANDOMLY detained Americans
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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From: Larry Summers
Subject: Thought

Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?

From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought

impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time
March 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
close encounters of the third kind is a movie about going a little crazy with some new friends
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
mamdani just hit the second tower
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim
"at the transgender coffee shop"
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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getting lazy on halloween and just putting a basket of apples and a bowl of razor blades on my porch
October 19, 2024 at 12:05 AM