Christopher Marcotte
@chris23xi.bsky.social
An all around nerd whose always running in the 90’s. HRM Major, Die-Hard Washington Capitals and 23XI fan, Chronic Balatro player 🃏, He/Him 💖💜💙
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If you aren’t one of my fellow refugees from X, nice to meet you! A few things about me are I am a massive NASCAR and NHL fan (specifically of 23XI Racing and Capitals respectively), I am runner (but not so much a track star), and Bisexual. Hope to keep the vibes good with y’all! 🥰
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This mans support for his girls transcends the boundaries of reality and fiction.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This mans support for his girls transcends the boundaries of reality and fiction.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned (though I’ve only owned 3)
2006 Honda Odyssey
2017 Chevy Sonic
2022 Mini Cooper SE
2006 Honda Odyssey
2017 Chevy Sonic
2022 Mini Cooper SE
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned
I’ve only ever owned three cars because I’ve been driving since 2003 and owned a 2001 Honda CR-V, a 2009 Honda CR-V (which is now my sister-in-law’s), and a 2019 Subaru Ascent when we started needing to bring kids
I’ve only ever owned three cars because I’ve been driving since 2003 and owned a 2001 Honda CR-V, a 2009 Honda CR-V (which is now my sister-in-law’s), and a 2019 Subaru Ascent when we started needing to bring kids
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned
1973 Jensen SP auto
1988 Bentley Turbo R
2006 Jaguar XJ6
2007 Seat Ibiza FR TDI
1993 Jaguar XJ12
1973 Jensen SP auto
1988 Bentley Turbo R
2006 Jaguar XJ6
2007 Seat Ibiza FR TDI
1993 Jaguar XJ12
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned (though I’ve only owned 3)
2006 Honda Odyssey
2017 Chevy Sonic
2022 Mini Cooper SE
2006 Honda Odyssey
2017 Chevy Sonic
2022 Mini Cooper SE
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What a strange session that was. And not just Tsunoda beating Verstappen 😂
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What a strange session that was. And not just Tsunoda beating Verstappen 😂
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The study is complete. Results show that subject is a broken man.
Good Evening, "Lewis Hamilton at Ferrari" was an 11 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The study is complete. Results show that subject is a broken man.
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Amazon killed the high street.
But now it's so full of bootleg shit (note the covered up or replaced logos) or AI slop - that I think this will drive more people to the high streets once again.
So thanks Amazon, I guess.
But now it's so full of bootleg shit (note the covered up or replaced logos) or AI slop - that I think this will drive more people to the high streets once again.
So thanks Amazon, I guess.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Amazon killed the high street.
But now it's so full of bootleg shit (note the covered up or replaced logos) or AI slop - that I think this will drive more people to the high streets once again.
So thanks Amazon, I guess.
But now it's so full of bootleg shit (note the covered up or replaced logos) or AI slop - that I think this will drive more people to the high streets once again.
So thanks Amazon, I guess.
post something random or you’ll have an awful december
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
post something random or you’ll have an awful december
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
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🚨 BOAT STUCK 🚨
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
🚨 BOAT STUCK 🚨
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Iron Dames have confirmed no WEC entry in 2026
a man with blood on his face says " and it 's not fair ! "
ALT: a man with blood on his face says " and it 's not fair ! "
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November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Iron Dames have confirmed no WEC entry in 2026
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Happy Thanksgiving, from all of us to all of you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, from all of us to all of you.
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SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN
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That would slowly kill me on the inside. 😭
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That would slowly kill me on the inside. 😭
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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is this Lil Jon on the Macy's x Toys R Us Thanksgiving Day float doing Turn Down for What. am i insane? have i finally lost it?
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
is this Lil Jon on the Macy's x Toys R Us Thanksgiving Day float doing Turn Down for What. am i insane? have i finally lost it?
EJAE, Rei, and Audrey killed it! #KpopDemonHunters
a cartoon character with long hair and a mustache is making a scary face .
ALT: a cartoon character with long hair and a mustache is making a scary face .
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November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
EJAE, Rei, and Audrey killed it! #KpopDemonHunters
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Shout out to my former band! Proud of y’all 🥹🥹🥹
Big Sky bands at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. @bigskyconf.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Shout out to my former band! Proud of y’all 🥹🥹🥹
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thanksgiving is a vibe!
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
thanksgiving is a vibe!
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...