Christopher Marcotte
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Christopher Marcotte
@chris23xi.bsky.social
An all around nerd whose always running in the 90’s. HRM Major, Die-Hard Washington Capitals and 23XI fan, Chronic Balatro player 🃏, He/Him 💖💜💙
post something random or you’ll have an awful december
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If that’s what they said about RC, imagine what they said about other team owners behind closed doors
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Made the mistake of following my mother into a “Hey Dude’s” store last week and bought the #NASCAR ones. I even got stickers to add Bubba’s number to the toes. Sometimes I can’t be trusted with adult money 😅
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Reskeet with a time you looked cool
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

Mid-race beer from Peachtree. Can’t wait to run it again next year.
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Got to love how the Daytona ticket office is STILL trying to contact me. I’ve ignored all your calls and emails since my diatribe in March, TAKE THE HINT!!!
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Anyone who sees this, show me your lock screen
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
By that logic, United “Healthcare” could’ve claimed my broke leg in 2020 wasn’t medically necessary
November 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
At least I can make a meme of myself
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I still can’t believe how dirty Photopass did me during Wine and Dine Half Marathon last week 😭😂

#runDisney
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Normally I wear my Ryan Blaney hat to borrow some of his good luck for the Wine and Dine Half. However given how he qualified, Blaney may need to borrow some of my luck today 😬
October 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Not nearly as photogenic as my 2023 Marathon picture 😅
October 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
When you go for a #runDisney leaping picture but don’t have a ton of time to prepare for said picture:
October 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
F1 race was such a snooze fest at the end that I’m reluctantly watching NASCAR after a two week break
October 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Never forget the people who helped you get through 2020
October 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Without downloading new pictures, where are you mentally?
October 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
😈
October 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
October 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Call me when Hamlin gets eliminated and/or Blaney wins the championship. I think I’m done caring about this season #NASCAR
October 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM