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Christopher Marcotte

@chris23xi.bsky.social

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An all around nerd whose always running in the 90’s. HRM Major, Die-Hard Washington Capitals and 23XI fan, Chronic Balatro player 🃏, He/Him 💖💜💙

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Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · Nov 7

If you aren’t one of my fellow refugees from X, nice to meet you! A few things about me are I am a massive NASCAR and NHL fan (specifically of 23XI Racing and Capitals respectively), I am runner (but not so much a track star), and Bisexual. Hope to keep the vibes good with y’all! 🥰

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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 1d

this was filmed april 4th 2025

Ross Bryant, flanked by Lou Wilson and Jiavani, saying "We robbed the Louvre!"

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sickos#... WE MADE IT, MAMA

Sickos - Wikipedia

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Ilanin @ilanin.bsky.social · 22h

I won't live long enough but it would be funny in 150 years' time to see guides explaining to confused pilgrims why the Vatican museum has a room full of baseball jerseys.

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Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 19h

Oof I can already hear Steve recording a new video

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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 1d

I have to believe Prince also had the matching trailer

Pumpkin Appreciator @miatadork.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking about this pic every October

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The Traveling Joshberrys @tufftitty.bsky.social · 1d

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Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 2d

For me it’s indifference for the Trucks, I really want Zilisch to win Xfinity, and Giant Meteor for Cup

Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 2d

“It will have to do for a few laps while we get more tape!”

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Rebecca Fachner @rebeccafachner.bsky.social · 2d

‘What radicalized you?’

I dunno, being a decent person?

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 2d

A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox

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Mearn but kinda scary in a fun way @mearn.me · 3d

That last one’s no fun

Bob Pockrass (Mirror) @bob-pockrass-tw.bsky.social · 3d

According to filing today, NASCAR, 23XI & FRM attorneys have agreed to at trial:
-Not to make personal attacks against each other.
-Not to discuss or refer to cases where they opposed one another.
-Not to discuss reasons behind Brian France departure from NASCAR.

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Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 3d

That’s true. Maybe I wouldn’t be so bitter without the lawsuit and its potential consequences stressing me out for the whole year

Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 3d

Mostly mediocre on-track product and unbelievable levels of toxicity off the track from both drivers and the sanctioning body

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ran 👻 @randall.gobirds.online · 3d

happy that this season is almost over with. It's been bad.

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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 4d

I hope everyone at Hendrick Motorsports has to put on wet cold underwear every day of their lives

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Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 3d

The race these four deserve to have

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Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 3d

“Best” case scenario where none of the four are happy:

Larson and Byron take each other out
Hamlin chocks away the win
Briscoe wins but says something “woke” post-race so T**** calls him out on Truth Social

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Brian Fletcher @brianfletcher.bsky.social · 3d

In a battle among the most easily unlikeable heel in recent history, the guy who slurred his way to a better job, the poster boy for the university that spearheaded the rise in American Christofacsism, and a guy who is quickly starting to rival Brad with raw milk trutherism, I hope they all crash.

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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 3d

You’re anti boo?? So you hate Halloween???

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Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 3d

At the cost of no Blaney championship

a woman says " i 'm not happy about it " while standing in an office

ALT: a woman says " i 'm not happy about it " while standing in an office

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Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 3d

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Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 3d

Well I have zero desire in seeing a championship battle between these four drivers. See you next year Cup series! ✌️

#NASCAR

a little girl is sitting on an orange slide with the words ok bye written on the bottom .

ALT: a little girl is sitting on an orange slide with the words ok bye written on the bottom .

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Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 4d

Now that I survived the Half Marathon this morning, the new challenge is to stay awake long enough to watch #NASCAR and possibly #F1 once it starts 😴

Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 4d

Normally I wear my Ryan Blaney hat to borrow some of his good luck for the Wine and Dine Half. However given how he qualified, Blaney may need to borrow some of my luck today 😬

A group picture of my running friends and I before the 2025 runDisney Wine and Dine Half Marathon. I’m on the right in the violently neon green shorts

A zoomed picture of me from the group picture. I’m wearing my Ryan Blaney hat I originally got for the 2024 Daytona Beach Half

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 4d

Ready for a prestige TV series about a post-Trump era where a truth and reconciliation commission has come up short, leaving a Dexter-like figure to go down a list of ICE goons. You don't even need other characters or plot. Or at least I don't.

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Christopher Marcotte @chris23xi.bsky.social · 4d

I actually just woke up. This half marathon isn’t going to run itself 😅