Christopher Marcotte
@chris23xi.bsky.social
An all around nerd whose always running in the 90’s. HRM Major, Die-Hard Washington Capitals and 23XI fan, Chronic Balatro player 🃏, He/Him 💖💜💙
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If you aren’t one of my fellow refugees from X, nice to meet you! A few things about me are I am a massive NASCAR and NHL fan (specifically of 23XI Racing and Capitals respectively), I am runner (but not so much a track star), and Bisexual. Hope to keep the vibes good with y’all! 🥰
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Let's brighten your timeline with some joyful news. Dick Van Dyke officially made it and he's still happily living at 100 years old! Let's all give him a great big happy birthday and let's make the most out of today in his honor :)
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Let's brighten your timeline with some joyful news. Dick Van Dyke officially made it and he's still happily living at 100 years old! Let's all give him a great big happy birthday and let's make the most out of today in his honor :)
Never have I been so insulted by something that is 100% accurate 🤣
while trying to find a reaction image I completely forgot when The Onion torched open wheel fans
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Never have I been so insulted by something that is 100% accurate 🤣
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YESSSSS
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
YESSSSS
December 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Ok, obviously my daily reminders not to take pictures of yourself doing things that will assuredly get you sent to jail aren't doing any good. You're all on your own
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ok, obviously my daily reminders not to take pictures of yourself doing things that will assuredly get you sent to jail aren't doing any good. You're all on your own
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🗣Sometimes I dream... that he is me....like Mike...
I'm hollering at this guy playing this one of the days that MJ is coming out of the court.... 🤣
I'm hollering at this guy playing this one of the days that MJ is coming out of the court.... 🤣
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
🗣Sometimes I dream... that he is me....like Mike...
I'm hollering at this guy playing this one of the days that MJ is coming out of the court.... 🤣
I'm hollering at this guy playing this one of the days that MJ is coming out of the court.... 🤣
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all i'm saying is that there were better options
Forgive my Gen Z vocabulary but the aura of this picture is off the charts
December 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Forgive my Gen Z vocabulary but the aura of this picture is off the charts
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Watching Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift and the rebel teen's punishment for joyriding is to be sent to Tokyo and boy I wish it was that easy
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Watching Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift and the rebel teen's punishment for joyriding is to be sent to Tokyo and boy I wish it was that easy
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Christmas ornaments: Mozart, Beethoven, and… Celine Dion?
December 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Christmas ornaments: Mozart, Beethoven, and… Celine Dion?
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the one and only Ray Bourque
December 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
the one and only Ray Bourque
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Hey that’s my Facebook friend Bob!
December 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Hey that’s my Facebook friend Bob!
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On this day in 1984 "The Flying Kipper" and "Whistles and Sneezes" premiered
"The Flying Kipper" marked the first appearance of the Flying Kipper and Henrys new shape first appearance. This was also Henrys first accident & the first on screen derailment
Happy 41st anniversary
"The Flying Kipper" marked the first appearance of the Flying Kipper and Henrys new shape first appearance. This was also Henrys first accident & the first on screen derailment
Happy 41st anniversary
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
On this day in 1984 "The Flying Kipper" and "Whistles and Sneezes" premiered
"The Flying Kipper" marked the first appearance of the Flying Kipper and Henrys new shape first appearance. This was also Henrys first accident & the first on screen derailment
Happy 41st anniversary
"The Flying Kipper" marked the first appearance of the Flying Kipper and Henrys new shape first appearance. This was also Henrys first accident & the first on screen derailment
Happy 41st anniversary
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Jim France just has a humiliation kink
So basically NASCAR paid a lot of money to drag themselves through the mud very publicly.
Sounds about as “NASCAR” as it could have gone, tbh. They should have given in on these demands years ago, but here we are.
Glad we can look forward now.
Sounds about as “NASCAR” as it could have gone, tbh. They should have given in on these demands years ago, but here we are.
Glad we can look forward now.
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Jim France just has a humiliation kink
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Tfw you just got a permanent charter.
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Tfw you just got a permanent charter.
Why must Columbia have all the cozy socks with fun colors only be in women sizes?! Heaven forbid I guy wants sock colors other than gray 😫😫😫
December 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Why must Columbia have all the cozy socks with fun colors only be in women sizes?! Heaven forbid I guy wants sock colors other than gray 😫😫😫
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I seriously feel like celebrating the NASCAR settlement with some sort of party
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I seriously feel like celebrating the NASCAR settlement with some sort of party
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The fucking car go round business is now like real sports. Unreal.
a group of people are standing in a crowd with their arms in the air and making funny faces .
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media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The fucking car go round business is now like real sports. Unreal.
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An American race track? With existential security? In THIS economy?
VIR Acquires Full Ownership of Land
VIR property now under full ownership after decades-long lease...
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December 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
An American race track? With existential security? In THIS economy?
Dealership recommended I replace my aged tires and quoted a $900 bill. Good thing I’m going to Discount Tire next week instead
a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes and a serious look on his face .
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December 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Dealership recommended I replace my aged tires and quoted a $900 bill. Good thing I’m going to Discount Tire next week instead