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Chap Gebassi
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No
NASCAR can promote the derby on x to make itself look inclusive for 13 minutes but can it send some fucking air titans? No.

Also someone send a Cessna for Weaver so that sumbitch doesn't have to drive from Florida to North Carolina tonight.
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Nice of Bill Joseph to confirm Max in fact lost because he didn't have a teammate.
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Zak about to text Alex that selfie with a middle finger emoji like he's Brooke C.
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Congratulations to Zak Brown and his son Lando. Helluva effort to match what Kevin and Keelan accomplished 6 hours ago.
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Reposted by Chap Gebassi
Lando’s fans will be thrilled when they watch DTS in a few months and find out he won the championship.
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Fuck Mike Hawthorn. Dusty ass bitch.
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
By the time this race is over DC is gonna have raw meat from stroking it so hard to the idea of a '21 safety car moment.
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"Franco, is your arm itchy? Better scratch it. Confirm?"
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yuki not understanding why he got a penalty is very emblematic of his situation.
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Yup, that's the Yuki move I expect. Headassed and ineffective.
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hulkenberg being the fastest car on track is like when a plate race car in 37th sets the fastest lap at Talladega.

You're an hour behind and your shit is irrelevant.
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Conceding the win to Max is a good strategy if you don't hemorrhage to 4th and actually put yourself at risk of losing.
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Remind me how Yuki is gonna help Max when he's *checks notes* fucking 10th on hards in the leaders car.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Charles Leclerc you have one job now beat that nag.
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Gob Bluth doing an illusion on the grid is a nice touch.
December 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
New fans means we can whitewash 2021 and just pretend that was a normal race finish and nothing bad happened regarding it.
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
They're roll racing on the highway and that's not gonna end well what with all the law enforcement and deer.
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
If there's one sliver of hope I'm clinging to in this whole godforsaken anti-trust saga it's that Judge Kenneth Bell doesn't hate America.

If it's put in his lap to draft up a remedy to this nightmare it's going to be one that comes from a place of correcting market opportunity and preserving jobs.
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
"Judge Bell has ruled NASCAR must divest itself if IMSA Holdings, LLC." is the kind of post no one expects to happen but could still happen.

At which point a lot of people will react like this gif when they see "IMSA Holdings LLC owns Road Atlanta LLC" on the next line of the post.
two women are standing next to each other in an office .
ALT: two women are standing next to each other in an office .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Dude just punched his ticket to being in the NASCAR documentary. www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
'Brooke Gordon is in the NASCAR lawsuit' wasn't on my bingo card.
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Media rights being predicted to decrease in the next media rights deal is even more of a reason for teams to receive a consultation on the business structure.

How did they not listen to the mock juries, the mediators and the judge?
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I feel bad for Jeffrey Kessler having to learn what the CARS Tour is.
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
NASCAR is fantastic for making the argument that an alternative event for a speedway to make money is the Christmas lights show.

Huevos, hombre.
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Fuck me dead. It's never been more Joever.
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM