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Chap Gebassi
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That could have been a worse day in court but I think that would have required a severe bout of incontinence.
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
A Napa #9 car with Chase Elliott on a competitor's network is the most red flag shit if you're a network executive.

It's honestly amazing with how close to that line McLaren gets.
December 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It's hard to conceptualize a NASCAR without the France family and every version of it that I come up with is worse than the reality we live in.

Better the devil you know.
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I joined the BBC earlier this year to talk about the impact of America on the growth of #Formula1 — please have a listen!

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/w...
BBC World Service - Business Daily, Formula 1’s new business model
It's trying to appeal to a younger fan base and break into the lucrative US market
www.bbc.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Never had "Suit of the Trial" going to Austin Dillon but here we are.
December 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I don't think Childress' testimony is gonna live up to the hype.

The judge is in hurry up mode. Tabloid shit is gonna illicit a reaction from him that neither side wants to feel the wrath of.

I expect him to offer testimony that supports what Heather Gibbs and Bob Jenkins already testified to.
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You know that game of Magic The Gathering they just wrapped up went so hard.
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Dutch said he had a plan.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Incredibly funny that the first question of Ask Jr in a sea of lawsuit questions from the chat is "how's the Christmas shopping going?"
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Stirring the Ziti sauce with an unlit cigarette in my mouth for The Don (Elizabeth) because he said so.
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
They should put the winner's tech on Flo. I wanna see them tear the car apart and find the illegal sway bar bushing.
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"Oh, brother. They're still making jokes about that."
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
They turned Carson Brown into Lightning McQueen.
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Elizabeth is not going to take it well when she reads what Tarantino said about her favorite actor.
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
NASCAR can promote the derby on x to make itself look inclusive for 13 minutes but can it send some fucking air titans? No.

Also someone send a Cessna for Weaver so that sumbitch doesn't have to drive from Florida to North Carolina tonight.
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Nice of Bill Joseph to confirm Max in fact lost because he didn't have a teammate.
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Zak about to text Alex that selfie with a middle finger emoji like he's Brooke C.
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Congratulations to Zak Brown and his son Lando. Helluva effort to match what Kevin and Keelan accomplished 6 hours ago.
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Lando’s fans will be thrilled when they watch DTS in a few months and find out he won the championship.
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Fuck Mike Hawthorn. Dusty ass bitch.
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
By the time this race is over DC is gonna have raw meat from stroking it so hard to the idea of a '21 safety car moment.
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"Franco, is your arm itchy? Better scratch it. Confirm?"
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yuki not understanding why he got a penalty is very emblematic of his situation.
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Yup, that's the Yuki move I expect. Headassed and ineffective.
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM