Matt Philpott
@mattphilpott.bsky.social
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Terrible rec soccer player. IndyCar fan. #PRUEday
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Wonder if my HOA would get mad if I placed one of these at the entrance to the neighborhood and started charging a fee for all vehicles enter... 🤔
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COVID shot a few weeks ago hit me harder than any of 'em I've gotten, sans my very first one in '21.
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The package arrived! Hope it enjoyed its quick side trip to Arizona. 🤣
Photo of myself, a white middle aged man with brown/grey hair and a brown/grey beard, wearing glasses and a green T-shirt, holding a blue Cadillac GTP Hot Wheels car.
mattphilpott.bsky.social
Where do I sign the petition?
razzball.bsky.social
Ok it’s time we have a discussion about a forced dress code for behind-home-plate seats
Some idiot has a cheesehead at the jays and brewers game
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I'm down with that. I'm sick of the people in that general area trying to get screen time.
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Yup. Nope.
friedmanlab.bsky.social
Spookiest decoration at the "Zoo Goes Boo" event at the John Ball Zoo in Grand Rapids? Giant model of parasitoid wasps hatching from cocoons affixed to their caterpillar host.
Large model of a green caterpillar, the back of which is covered by dozens of white cocoons. Wasps can be seen emerging from some of the cocoons.
mattphilpott.bsky.social
"No I'm not dragging this dead deer into the road so that it becomes the road commission's problem to deal with..." 👀
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This is a size 62, which is similar to an XXL. Far too big for me, but for the right person this could be a cool piece of IndyCar memorabilia!

shopgoodwill.com/item/244597558
Used Sparco Mens Black Lucas Oil Spmindycar Racing Indy One-piece Jumpsuit Size 62
shopgoodwill.com
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I know the back of the card says I averaged a hit per game, but I assure you that's a total BS stat! 🤣
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My parents dug this treasure out recently. 🤣
Photo of a baseball card featuring me in little league baseball in 1995. I'm wearing a yellow and navy blue baseball jersey and navy blue baseball hat  I'm standing on the grass of a baseball field, holding a baseball bat. Back of a baseball card from me playing little league baseball in 1995. Card shows my name, my team name, and my coach's name.
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Apparently!

I'm being hit with memories of when a friend from Germany mailed me a Christmas gift, which arrived months later, with a big stamp on the package. "Missent to Malaysia."
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I'm LOL'ing at the mental image of stopping and staring at the tunnel wall. 🤣

In situations like that I've removed my hat but kept walking.
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Great opportunity for him!

Have so much fun this weekend!
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Myles! Is he there enjoying himself behind his camera?
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I've got a package coming via USPS. It started in Georgia and I live in Michigan. It went Georgia to Indiana. Indiana to... Arizona. What?
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The #1 spot is held by "Prostate Exam Tiger" from the late '50s.
Screenshot of a sportslogos.net web page showing the 1957 to 1960 Detroit Tigers logo, a cartoon tiger face with a snarling mouth and wide eyes.