Matt Philpott
@mattphilpott.bsky.social
Terrible rec soccer player. IndyCar fan. #PRUEday
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December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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9 year old daughter came to soccer w/ me this evening, hanging out in the bench area.
First time I subbed off, "Are you ok? You're breathing hard!" Second time, "Wow you're sweating a lot!" 🤣
After the game, "I heard somebody say the F word!" Yeah, that does happen... 🤣
First time I subbed off, "Are you ok? You're breathing hard!" Second time, "Wow you're sweating a lot!" 🤣
After the game, "I heard somebody say the F word!" Yeah, that does happen... 🤣
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
9 year old daughter came to soccer w/ me this evening, hanging out in the bench area.
First time I subbed off, "Are you ok? You're breathing hard!" Second time, "Wow you're sweating a lot!" 🤣
After the game, "I heard somebody say the F word!" Yeah, that does happen... 🤣
First time I subbed off, "Are you ok? You're breathing hard!" Second time, "Wow you're sweating a lot!" 🤣
After the game, "I heard somebody say the F word!" Yeah, that does happen... 🤣
Tell me you have cats without saying you have cats.
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Tell me you have cats without saying you have cats.
I remember my third grade class dissecting owl pellets! Never really hit me that it was owl barf, I just thought it was cool to tear them apart and find little bones and skulls and stuff.
Honestly such a relief when you find the one perfect gift that will work for everyone on your holiday list.
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I remember my third grade class dissecting owl pellets! Never really hit me that it was owl barf, I just thought it was cool to tear them apart and find little bones and skulls and stuff.
Where do I sign?
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Where do I sign?
My daughter's gymnastics season is back, along with annoyance that competition fees don't include entry for one parent/guardian.
I get they don't want to let a whole family in for free, but these kids can't get themselves to the meets. And we're already paying y'all a couple hundred bucks.
I get they don't want to let a whole family in for free, but these kids can't get themselves to the meets. And we're already paying y'all a couple hundred bucks.
December 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My daughter's gymnastics season is back, along with annoyance that competition fees don't include entry for one parent/guardian.
I get they don't want to let a whole family in for free, but these kids can't get themselves to the meets. And we're already paying y'all a couple hundred bucks.
I get they don't want to let a whole family in for free, but these kids can't get themselves to the meets. And we're already paying y'all a couple hundred bucks.
I have a film container with dirt from the former Tiger Stadium pitching mound.
It belonged to a friend, who gave it to me six years ago while he was downsizing ahead of a move to Spain. He received it from a friend who scooped it up during the 1999 Detroit Tigers season.
It belonged to a friend, who gave it to me six years ago while he was downsizing ahead of a move to Spain. He received it from a friend who scooped it up during the 1999 Detroit Tigers season.
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I have a film container with dirt from the former Tiger Stadium pitching mound.
It belonged to a friend, who gave it to me six years ago while he was downsizing ahead of a move to Spain. He received it from a friend who scooped it up during the 1999 Detroit Tigers season.
It belonged to a friend, who gave it to me six years ago while he was downsizing ahead of a move to Spain. He received it from a friend who scooped it up during the 1999 Detroit Tigers season.
As a '90s kid whose family had basic cable, was there ever anything more gutting than making it to Sunday morning before you realized this was a Disney Channel free preview weekend?
"Noooo! What was I thinking?! Doing stuff and playing with friends?! I should have been parked in front of the TV!"
"Noooo! What was I thinking?! Doing stuff and playing with friends?! I should have been parked in front of the TV!"
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
As a '90s kid whose family had basic cable, was there ever anything more gutting than making it to Sunday morning before you realized this was a Disney Channel free preview weekend?
"Noooo! What was I thinking?! Doing stuff and playing with friends?! I should have been parked in front of the TV!"
"Noooo! What was I thinking?! Doing stuff and playing with friends?! I should have been parked in front of the TV!"
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
Hey FPL players, is this a good week for my bench? 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Hey FPL players, is this a good week for my bench? 🤣
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For the last time, stop kicking the seat in front of you
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
For the last time, stop kicking the seat in front of you
New shopgoodwill.com finds arrived! 1:43's of Indy 500 rides for Arie Luyendyk in 1995 (#40) and Tony Stewart (#20) in 1996.
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
New shopgoodwill.com finds arrived! 1:43's of Indy 500 rides for Arie Luyendyk in 1995 (#40) and Tony Stewart (#20) in 1996.
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I cannot stop laughing at this
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I cannot stop laughing at this
Who the hell is Mr. Fantasy?
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Who the hell is Mr. Fantasy?
That would slowly kill me on the inside. 😭
Imagine getting to drive a Mustang GTD but only at a walking pace
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That would slowly kill me on the inside. 😭
Second batch of cornbread made, after the first one stuck terribly to the cast iron skillet, crumbling to pieces as I tried removing it.
Apparently that skillet wasn't as seasoned as I thought it was. 🤣
Apparently that skillet wasn't as seasoned as I thought it was. 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Second batch of cornbread made, after the first one stuck terribly to the cast iron skillet, crumbling to pieces as I tried removing it.
Apparently that skillet wasn't as seasoned as I thought it was. 🤣
Apparently that skillet wasn't as seasoned as I thought it was. 🤣
Saw a fireball in the 6 am sky while running on Fri.
Today I learned of the American Meteor Society & their fireball database. It's built using witness submissions & AMS folks group together ones where people saw the same one.
There were 6 others who saw the one I did. Pretty interesting!
Today I learned of the American Meteor Society & their fireball database. It's built using witness submissions & AMS folks group together ones where people saw the same one.
There were 6 others who saw the one I did. Pretty interesting!
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Saw a fireball in the 6 am sky while running on Fri.
Today I learned of the American Meteor Society & their fireball database. It's built using witness submissions & AMS folks group together ones where people saw the same one.
There were 6 others who saw the one I did. Pretty interesting!
Today I learned of the American Meteor Society & their fireball database. It's built using witness submissions & AMS folks group together ones where people saw the same one.
There were 6 others who saw the one I did. Pretty interesting!
This year, my church started a new program where folks could apply for a grant to help fund something to do some good in the community.
In July I got one and used the funds to supply a local nonprofit which gives free immigration legal services with outfits for clients to wear to court.
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In July I got one and used the funds to supply a local nonprofit which gives free immigration legal services with outfits for clients to wear to court.
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November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This year, my church started a new program where folks could apply for a grant to help fund something to do some good in the community.
In July I got one and used the funds to supply a local nonprofit which gives free immigration legal services with outfits for clients to wear to court.
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In July I got one and used the funds to supply a local nonprofit which gives free immigration legal services with outfits for clients to wear to court.
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These sneaky buttholes...
Google defaulting all Gmail users to a setting that enables Google to harvest all your emails into chatbot training is straight-up evil and invasive.
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If You Use Gmail, You're Going To Want To Turn Off This 1 Automatic Setting ASAP
Plus: a quick guide to the two-step process for opting out.
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November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
These sneaky buttholes...
Reskeet with a time you looked cool
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Reskeet with a time you looked cool
Joke's on you, kid. That's a price I'm willing to pay...
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Joke's on you, kid. That's a price I'm willing to pay...
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TIL the medical term for hand-foot-and-mouth disease is "coxsackievirus," and yes, I had exactly the reaction you would expect from a 12-year-old boy.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
TIL the medical term for hand-foot-and-mouth disease is "coxsackievirus," and yes, I had exactly the reaction you would expect from a 12-year-old boy.
Here's the next grift... a wave of new companies that will negotiate on your behalf. For a fee, of course.
This jackass thinks people want to "negotiate" for health care. We don't want to fucking negotiate a goddamn thing with goddamn corporations - we just want health care!
This is all a fucking game to him. He has zero concept of how any normal human being lives.
Never vote for any Republican ever.
This is all a fucking game to him. He has zero concept of how any normal human being lives.
Never vote for any Republican ever.
Trump: "THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I'LL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE W/ NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE & BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Here's the next grift... a wave of new companies that will negotiate on your behalf. For a fee, of course.
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Raw sewage implies the existence of Smackdown sewage
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Raw sewage implies the existence of Smackdown sewage
Name it F2 and do a legitimate F2 plot. I dare you!
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Name it F2 and do a legitimate F2 plot. I dare you!