Matt Philpott
@mattphilpott.bsky.social
Terrible rec soccer player. IndyCar fan. #PRUEday
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For the last time, stop kicking the seat in front of you
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
For the last time, stop kicking the seat in front of you
New shopgoodwill.com finds arrived! 1:43's of Indy 500 rides for Arie Luyendyk in 1995 (#40) and Tony Stewart (#20) in 1996.
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
New shopgoodwill.com finds arrived! 1:43's of Indy 500 rides for Arie Luyendyk in 1995 (#40) and Tony Stewart (#20) in 1996.
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I cannot stop laughing at this
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I cannot stop laughing at this
Who the hell is Mr. Fantasy?
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Who the hell is Mr. Fantasy?
That would slowly kill me on the inside. 😭
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That would slowly kill me on the inside. 😭
Second batch of cornbread made, after the first one stuck terribly to the cast iron skillet, crumbling to pieces as I tried removing it.
Apparently that skillet wasn't as seasoned as I thought it was. 🤣
Apparently that skillet wasn't as seasoned as I thought it was. 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Second batch of cornbread made, after the first one stuck terribly to the cast iron skillet, crumbling to pieces as I tried removing it.
Apparently that skillet wasn't as seasoned as I thought it was. 🤣
Apparently that skillet wasn't as seasoned as I thought it was. 🤣
Saw a fireball in the 6 am sky while running on Fri.
Today I learned of the American Meteor Society & their fireball database. It's built using witness submissions & AMS folks group together ones where people saw the same one.
There were 6 others who saw the one I did. Pretty interesting!
Today I learned of the American Meteor Society & their fireball database. It's built using witness submissions & AMS folks group together ones where people saw the same one.
There were 6 others who saw the one I did. Pretty interesting!
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Saw a fireball in the 6 am sky while running on Fri.
Today I learned of the American Meteor Society & their fireball database. It's built using witness submissions & AMS folks group together ones where people saw the same one.
There were 6 others who saw the one I did. Pretty interesting!
Today I learned of the American Meteor Society & their fireball database. It's built using witness submissions & AMS folks group together ones where people saw the same one.
There were 6 others who saw the one I did. Pretty interesting!
This year, my church started a new program where folks could apply for a grant to help fund something to do some good in the community.
In July I got one and used the funds to supply a local nonprofit which gives free immigration legal services with outfits for clients to wear to court.
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In July I got one and used the funds to supply a local nonprofit which gives free immigration legal services with outfits for clients to wear to court.
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November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This year, my church started a new program where folks could apply for a grant to help fund something to do some good in the community.
In July I got one and used the funds to supply a local nonprofit which gives free immigration legal services with outfits for clients to wear to court.
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In July I got one and used the funds to supply a local nonprofit which gives free immigration legal services with outfits for clients to wear to court.
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These sneaky buttholes...
Google defaulting all Gmail users to a setting that enables Google to harvest all your emails into chatbot training is straight-up evil and invasive.
www.huffpost.com/entry/opt-ou...
www.huffpost.com/entry/opt-ou...
If You Use Gmail, You're Going To Want To Turn Off This 1 Automatic Setting ASAP
Plus: a quick guide to the two-step process for opting out.
www.huffpost.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
These sneaky buttholes...
Reskeet with a time you looked cool
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Reskeet with a time you looked cool
Joke's on you, kid. That's a price I'm willing to pay...
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Joke's on you, kid. That's a price I'm willing to pay...
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TIL the medical term for hand-foot-and-mouth disease is "coxsackievirus," and yes, I had exactly the reaction you would expect from a 12-year-old boy.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
TIL the medical term for hand-foot-and-mouth disease is "coxsackievirus," and yes, I had exactly the reaction you would expect from a 12-year-old boy.
Here's the next grift... a wave of new companies that will negotiate on your behalf. For a fee, of course.
This jackass thinks people want to "negotiate" for health care. We don't want to fucking negotiate a goddamn thing with goddamn corporations - we just want health care!
This is all a fucking game to him. He has zero concept of how any normal human being lives.
Never vote for any Republican ever.
This is all a fucking game to him. He has zero concept of how any normal human being lives.
Never vote for any Republican ever.
Trump: "THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I'LL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE W/ NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE & BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Here's the next grift... a wave of new companies that will negotiate on your behalf. For a fee, of course.
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Raw sewage implies the existence of Smackdown sewage
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Raw sewage implies the existence of Smackdown sewage
Name it F2 and do a legitimate F2 plot. I dare you!
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Name it F2 and do a legitimate F2 plot. I dare you!
Put the winter tires on our cars this morning. The spot marked for the jack on the driver's side rear on my wife's car was a bit rusty, and then totally crumbled as I lifted the car. 😬
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Put the winter tires on our cars this morning. The spot marked for the jack on the driver's side rear on my wife's car was a bit rusty, and then totally crumbled as I lifted the car. 😬
Heard a noise in another room. Poked my head in to check stuff out, and noticed a moving box.
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Heard a noise in another room. Poked my head in to check stuff out, and noticed a moving box.
Obviously there needs to be sensitivity to those impacted, but if the big boss is announcing that 10% of the department has been laid off, it would be a little helpful to let the rest of us know at least which teams received the eliminations. 🤦♂️
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Obviously there needs to be sensitivity to those impacted, but if the big boss is announcing that 10% of the department has been laid off, it would be a little helpful to let the rest of us know at least which teams received the eliminations. 🤦♂️
Me seeing these unis. (Couldn't find a version with captions, for those unfamiliar with this clip.)
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Me seeing these unis. (Couldn't find a version with captions, for those unfamiliar with this clip.)
OMG, tears. Tears from laughter.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
OMG, tears. Tears from laughter.
Oh hey, 300 days without booze. Yay me!
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oh hey, 300 days without booze. Yay me!
Also a grift. Fewer flights = higher ticket prices = more money in the pockets of airlines, many of which have donated to Trump.
Cutting flights because of the govt shutdown is a stunt, plain and simple
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Also a grift. Fewer flights = higher ticket prices = more money in the pockets of airlines, many of which have donated to Trump.
The Chair Company already starting season two?
Seat posts can break during use, posing a potential fall and injury risk, according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. - @nbcselect.nbcnews.com
Peloton just recalled over 800,000 exercise bikes — here’s what you need to know
Some of its bikes’ seat posts can break during use.
nbcnews.to
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The Chair Company already starting season two?
Who else uses these under-the-microwave lights as a nightlight after they go to bed? 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Who else uses these under-the-microwave lights as a nightlight after they go to bed? 🤣
Would...?
Nabisco Barbecue Beef Entertainers (1965-circa 1967): Classic assorted-shape "entertainment" crackers, but made to taste like barbecued beef
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Would...?