Lazer
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Ripley's Believe It, Or Maybe Not Brother I Don't Know
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Ripley's Believe It, Or Maybe Not Brother I Don't Know
The thing about Cher As Noble, is that she has so much power that she- Hold on (answers phone) Yes? AN ENTIRE SPACE COLONY?
Yes, Cher *is* noble. Practically American royalty. Perhaps beyond noble and into legend status. Cher noble. (touches earpiece) what the hell do you mean "radiation poisoning"
December 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The thing about Cher As Noble, is that she has so much power that she- Hold on (answers phone) Yes? AN ENTIRE SPACE COLONY?
I don't understand why anyone uses Gnome Threads (version of Threads social media platform made for gnomes) it's all just ads for strawberries and toadstools (which is what they have instead of brands because they're gnomes)
December 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I don't understand why anyone uses Gnome Threads (version of Threads social media platform made for gnomes) it's all just ads for strawberries and toadstools (which is what they have instead of brands because they're gnomes)
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As part of our project to preserve the history of Sega Channel, we have recovered OVER 100 new Sega Channel ROMs, including the legendary lost game Garfield: Caught in the Act - The Lost Levels.
Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
As part of our project to preserve the history of Sega Channel, we have recovered OVER 100 new Sega Channel ROMs, including the legendary lost game Garfield: Caught in the Act - The Lost Levels.
Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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As a Columbus resident it's been very disconcerting seeing people have good things to say about something called Dispatch
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
As a Columbus resident it's been very disconcerting seeing people have good things to say about something called Dispatch
(first day at work) Okay so we're going to get you set up with some e-learning modules, and then did you get the rundown about the four heavenly kings, the strongest employees at this office whose power is unmatched? Okay awesome. We'll also get you your lanyard by the the of the day.
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
(first day at work) Okay so we're going to get you set up with some e-learning modules, and then did you get the rundown about the four heavenly kings, the strongest employees at this office whose power is unmatched? Okay awesome. We'll also get you your lanyard by the the of the day.
holy shit.... I never thought of doing grasslands and a knight but with modern hair
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
holy shit.... I never thought of doing grasslands and a knight but with modern hair
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thats right the game awards special guest MORSHU
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
thats right the game awards special guest MORSHU
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Geoff The Keighler
December 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Geoff The Keighler
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Game: Pegi info The Game
Console: Xbox 360
Created by: Elmondo
Uploaded on: November 24th, 2007
Console: Xbox 360
Created by: Elmondo
Uploaded on: November 24th, 2007
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Game: Pegi info The Game
Console: Xbox 360
Created by: Elmondo
Uploaded on: November 24th, 2007
Console: Xbox 360
Created by: Elmondo
Uploaded on: November 24th, 2007
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toolkit for doom, dos (1995) archive.org/details/tool...
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
toolkit for doom, dos (1995) archive.org/details/tool...
Five Nights at Freddy's is the first in a series of popular NightTrapLikes
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Five Nights at Freddy's is the first in a series of popular NightTrapLikes
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When the corporate money finally dries up we’re going to see a return to the gritty punk ethos the metaverse used to be known for
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
When the corporate money finally dries up we’re going to see a return to the gritty punk ethos the metaverse used to be known for
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Game: NintenGods
Console: Nintendo DS
Created by: roborob
Uploaded on: February 10th, 2006 web.archive.org/web/20210415...
Console: Nintendo DS
Created by: roborob
Uploaded on: February 10th, 2006 web.archive.org/web/20210415...
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Game: NintenGods
Console: Nintendo DS
Created by: roborob
Uploaded on: February 10th, 2006 web.archive.org/web/20210415...
Console: Nintendo DS
Created by: roborob
Uploaded on: February 10th, 2006 web.archive.org/web/20210415...
There are only two types of Iron Chef challenger: "I did my best" and "Big knife."
I think I did ok? I did my best.
Guy who cooks alone whose wife left him? Big knife.
I think it turned out ok? I did my best.
Ohta faction members are individually I did my best but are collectively Big knife
I think I did ok? I did my best.
Guy who cooks alone whose wife left him? Big knife.
I think it turned out ok? I did my best.
Ohta faction members are individually I did my best but are collectively Big knife
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
There are only two types of Iron Chef challenger: "I did my best" and "Big knife."
I think I did ok? I did my best.
Guy who cooks alone whose wife left him? Big knife.
I think it turned out ok? I did my best.
Ohta faction members are individually I did my best but are collectively Big knife
I think I did ok? I did my best.
Guy who cooks alone whose wife left him? Big knife.
I think it turned out ok? I did my best.
Ohta faction members are individually I did my best but are collectively Big knife
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If I designed a grocery store I would put in a bunch of decoy aisles with fake products for people to stand around in. They'd think they're blocking it with their cart but wise shoppers would see through the ruse and walk on by
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If I designed a grocery store I would put in a bunch of decoy aisles with fake products for people to stand around in. They'd think they're blocking it with their cart but wise shoppers would see through the ruse and walk on by