@chinga-la-migra.bsky.social
bsky is dumb and sucks and is a jerk
he/him
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three retractible boners like wolverine claws
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Butterball CEO: friends I come to you with both challenging and exciting news about my proposed changes for the Butterball company to meet the modern world
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Butterball CEO: friends I come to you with both challenging and exciting news about my proposed changes for the Butterball company to meet the modern world
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People who adore the LLM-machine, that by design has no concern for truth, must have no concern for truth
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
People who adore the LLM-machine, that by design has no concern for truth, must have no concern for truth
something i think a lot of tabletop systems neglect is the critical fail. everyone loves critical successes but imo it can be just as fun to be like "nat 1 on a charisma check, you just unknowingly called him a vile slur" or "double 1s, your gun explodes and you fall backward onto your nuts"
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
something i think a lot of tabletop systems neglect is the critical fail. everyone loves critical successes but imo it can be just as fun to be like "nat 1 on a charisma check, you just unknowingly called him a vile slur" or "double 1s, your gun explodes and you fall backward onto your nuts"
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Reminder to schedule a colonoscopy
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reminder to schedule a colonoscopy
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Yeah the unspoken thing about running government like a business or whatever is that businesses run like shit they're full of useless dipshits who get $100,000 a week to say shit like AI Metaverse Brand Integration Synergy and then fire 100 people
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
i said this back in the height of doge's power but the real issue with these people is their own jobs are meaningless and bullshit. elon tweets all day. these people just have makework email jobs so they just assume that everyone else also does no work. no idea what it's like e.g., to carry mail
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Yeah the unspoken thing about running government like a business or whatever is that businesses run like shit they're full of useless dipshits who get $100,000 a week to say shit like AI Metaverse Brand Integration Synergy and then fire 100 people
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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A giant fuck off to the current asshole that’s president of this country. Drag him outta the White House and tar and feather his fat dumb ass. He’s a traitor and everything he does is an attack on this county. Suspend me I don’t give a fuck.
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
A giant fuck off to the current asshole that’s president of this country. Drag him outta the White House and tar and feather his fat dumb ass. He’s a traitor and everything he does is an attack on this county. Suspend me I don’t give a fuck.
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
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It’s good to explain that the CDC is lying and vaccines still unequivocally do not cause autism, even if it just reaches one person on here who has doubts. But the fight is out there, not in here; and the time to let go of the information deficit model of science communication was decades ago
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
It’s good to explain that the CDC is lying and vaccines still unequivocally do not cause autism, even if it just reaches one person on here who has doubts. But the fight is out there, not in here; and the time to let go of the information deficit model of science communication was decades ago
get your fuckin flu shot you assholes
and your covid booster
and all your other fuckin shots
and your covid booster
and all your other fuckin shots
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
get your fuckin flu shot you assholes
and your covid booster
and all your other fuckin shots
and your covid booster
and all your other fuckin shots
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Gawker doesn’t look so bad now does it, you massive pile of shit?
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Gawker doesn’t look so bad now does it, you massive pile of shit?
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
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"As Digable Planets continues the 30th anniversary tour for their sophomore album, Blowout Comb, Mariana 'Ladybug Mecca' Vieria, Ishmael 'Butterfly' Butler, and Craig 'Doodlebug' Irving dive into the making of the song, what made shooting the video so special, and sudden fame."
‘That Was Too Many Blunts Ago’
It was the summer of 1992, and Ladybug Mecca, Butterfly, and Doodlebug—collectively known as Digable Planets—were recording their debut album, Reachin' (A N
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November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"As Digable Planets continues the 30th anniversary tour for their sophomore album, Blowout Comb, Mariana 'Ladybug Mecca' Vieria, Ishmael 'Butterfly' Butler, and Craig 'Doodlebug' Irving dive into the making of the song, what made shooting the video so special, and sudden fame."
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
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This is the facility that I and many others have been protesting. We’ve been hit, thrown, gassed, and shot with pepper bullets but none of that holds a candle to what is being done to people *in* the actual facility.
Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.
Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is the facility that I and many others have been protesting. We’ve been hit, thrown, gassed, and shot with pepper bullets but none of that holds a candle to what is being done to people *in* the actual facility.
Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.
Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
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I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
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Dick Cheney has died.
"boom!" by system of a down (2002)
"boom!" by system of a down (2002)
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Dick Cheney has died.
"boom!" by system of a down (2002)
"boom!" by system of a down (2002)
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
WHAT THE FUCK
Vanishing people from records is part of the protocol used by death squads and the worst South American dictatorships.
Thousands Of Jailed Immigrants in Chicago Have Vanished From Federal Records, Human Rights Attorneys Claim
"These are folks that have been here for decades, have long standing ties to the community, family members, employment, businesses that are all being torn apart," said one attorney
www.latintimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
WHAT THE FUCK
that guy from The Phantom who rigged a microscope to stab a dude in the eyes says Vote Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
that guy from The Phantom who rigged a microscope to stab a dude in the eyes says Vote Cuomo