chelsea 🎂🥳
@chelcxtian.bsky.social
she/her. just here for the zipline.
🎬 letterboxd.com/chelcxtian
🎧 last.fm/user/chelsea-dot-mp3
⏰ tiktok.com/@chelseapostedthis
🎬 letterboxd.com/chelcxtian
🎧 last.fm/user/chelsea-dot-mp3
⏰ tiktok.com/@chelseapostedthis
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pondering my bell pepper
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
pondering my bell pepper
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The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
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the sleepiest sausage
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
the sleepiest sausage
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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The Chair Company has the highest incidence of "sentences that have never been said before" in all of modern media
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The Chair Company has the highest incidence of "sentences that have never been said before" in all of modern media
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Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
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i would love to be the nerd that gives James Bond his gadgets. dozens of engineering teams working beneath me and im just taking credit for all of it like "do bring back MY grappling gun rolex in one piece"
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i would love to be the nerd that gives James Bond his gadgets. dozens of engineering teams working beneath me and im just taking credit for all of it like "do bring back MY grappling gun rolex in one piece"
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November 23 1998, Top Gear Overdrive debuted on the N64 in the Americas!
The game features an absolutely iconic array of unlockable vehicles including: Taco
Glass Box Carnival Donkey
N64 Logo
Weiner Mobile with Pickle Tires
The game features an absolutely iconic array of unlockable vehicles including: Taco
Glass Box Carnival Donkey
N64 Logo
Weiner Mobile with Pickle Tires
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
November 23 1998, Top Gear Overdrive debuted on the N64 in the Americas!
The game features an absolutely iconic array of unlockable vehicles including: Taco
Glass Box Carnival Donkey
N64 Logo
Weiner Mobile with Pickle Tires
The game features an absolutely iconic array of unlockable vehicles including: Taco
Glass Box Carnival Donkey
N64 Logo
Weiner Mobile with Pickle Tires
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While the feds continue to play stupid games, SNAP recipients are set to lose food aid for the next month. In the Bay Area, a growing number of restaurants are stepping up to help, and we're maintaining the list. Share with anyone who needs it. www.coyotemedia.org/these-bay-ar...
These Bay Area Restaurants Are Offering Free Food to SNAP Recipients
Amid a government shutdown that will cut off aid for 42 million Americans, local food scene folks plan to pick up the slack.
www.coyotemedia.org
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
While the feds continue to play stupid games, SNAP recipients are set to lose food aid for the next month. In the Bay Area, a growing number of restaurants are stepping up to help, and we're maintaining the list. Share with anyone who needs it. www.coyotemedia.org/these-bay-ar...
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If you’re a sports fan, one fun thing to do might be to go to the One Simple Wish site and search your favorite teams to see if any kids have requested merch you can buy them
Teenagers get left behind a lot in these drives. enjoy, Aiden, even if the Lakers suck
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If you’re a sports fan, one fun thing to do might be to go to the One Simple Wish site and search your favorite teams to see if any kids have requested merch you can buy them
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half my timeline rn
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
half my timeline rn
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her: are you stupid?
me:
me:
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
her: are you stupid?
me:
me:
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Look at this rectangular dog
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Look at this rectangular dog
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listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
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Mike and Ike Mega Mix is a great name for a sega saturn puzzle game. Mike and Ike would be like those little freaks from Point Blank. The japanese box art would go crazy but the US box would be Michelangelo's David with googly eyes or something
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Mike and Ike Mega Mix is a great name for a sega saturn puzzle game. Mike and Ike would be like those little freaks from Point Blank. The japanese box art would go crazy but the US box would be Michelangelo's David with googly eyes or something
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Check out Wee Willy Winky over here
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Check out Wee Willy Winky over here
Happy has a twin in North Carolina!!!
Dinky 🐾
Adult male American Bulldog mix
Adoptable from Paw Project Rescue Relief (Dunn, NC)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/dinky-79512701/nc/dunn/paw-project-rescue-relief-nc1106/
Adult male American Bulldog mix
Adoptable from Paw Project Rescue Relief (Dunn, NC)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/dinky-79512701/nc/dunn/paw-project-rescue-relief-nc1106/
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Happy has a twin in North Carolina!!!
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this email from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is so funny. i love how many people are cc’d on it
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
this email from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is so funny. i love how many people are cc’d on it
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
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fundraiser to pay for an emergency kidney procedure, we still have $17,000 left to raise, anything truly helps gofund.me/16ef32cb1
Donate to Support Genc (aka @JucikaDaily, @GENCZILLA), organized by Genczilla V
Fundraiser Update 12/06/2024
Thank you guys so much. We were able to reach… Genczilla V needs your support for Support Genc (aka @JucikaDaily, @GENCZILLA)
gofund.me
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
fundraiser to pay for an emergency kidney procedure, we still have $17,000 left to raise, anything truly helps gofund.me/16ef32cb1
Senior dog hates everyone except his family
YouTube video by GeoBeats Animals
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM