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chelsea 🎂🥳
@chelcxtian.bsky.social
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she/her. just here for the zipline.

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screenshot from Friendship (2024). Tim Robinson as Craig Waterman tells the cops "She's in the sewer."
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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it is my birthday. (36)
four dogs sitting around a table wearing party hats
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Good morning
Happy the dog is lying on his back in bed. He stares up at the camera looking shocked!
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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The Big Man
Truman the German shepherd gazes adoringly at the camera. In the background, Taskmaster.
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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just a little guy
Happy the pitbull standing in the parking lot. He looks very small
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Together (2025)
eternalrefuge86: I drank creek water and got eight days off of work
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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youtube recommendations getting good

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRcM...
Youtube screenshot of a fluffy white dog taking a crap Caption: "I pooped at the same time as a dog... is this real bonding? 😂💩"
November 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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now watching. bad reviews be damned i love Marlon Wayans
Him (2025)
November 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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i've officially watched over 100 episodes of One Piece!

big fan of Chouchou, Lashes, and Banchi the smoking turtle
Chouchou, a sturdy white dog Lashes, a chivalrous camel Banchi, a turtle wearing a cowboy hat and smoking a cigarette. He looks so cool...
October 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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#LastFourWatched I've given out nothing but 5/5 stars since mid September
Recent Activity Girls Aloud: Ten - The Hits Tour (5 stars) John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (5 stars) Speed Racer (5 stars) The Guest (5 stars) Recent Reviews Girls Aloud: Ten - The Hits Tour greatest girl group of all time John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City Funny man tell jokes good
October 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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calm down there JD Vance
Happy the pitbull gazes adoringly at the couch Happy is kissing and slobbering all over the couch
October 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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where does he keep getting these!!!
Jonathan Ross is wearing a fluffy leopard-print cardigan
October 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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locking in my Grammy predictions. I hope I’m wrong!
2026 Grammys Predictions 🏆 = will win ❤️ = should win Best New Artist - AFTER ❤️ - Alex Warren 🏆 - Kneecap - Lola Young - Rachel Chinouriri - Role Model - Rose Gray - Sombr Album Of The Year - “Arcadia” Allison Krauss & Union Station 🏆 - “American Heart” Benson Boone - “Debi Tirar Mas Fotos” Bad Bunny - “Fancy That” PinkPantheress ❤️ - “GNX” Kendrick Lamar - “Mayhem” Lady Gaga - “Man’s Best Friend” Sabrina Carpenter - K-pop Demon Hunters soundtrack - Wicked soundtrack Song Of The Year - “Golden” HUNTR/X - “If You Hadn’t Been There” Dolly Parton - “Luther” Kendrick Lamar & SZA - “Manchild” Sabrina Carpenter - “Ordinary” Alex Warren 🏆 - “Sally When The Wine Runs Out” Role Model - “That’s So True” Gracie Abrams - “Wildflower” Billie Eilish - “The Subway” Chappell Roan ❤️ Record Of The Year - “Abracadabra” Lady Gaga - “Anxiety” Doechii - “APT.” Bruno Mars & ROSE - “Born Again” LISA, RAYE & Doja Cat - “DMTF” Bad Bunny - “Love Me Not” Ravyn Lenae ❤️ - “Mystical Magic” Benson Boone - “Ordinary” Alex Warren 🏆 - “Vodka Cranberry” Conan Gray
October 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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look how cool my dad’s dog is
Odie the mutt poses for the camera Odie makes a goofy smile up at the camera
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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sleepy Happy… bashful
Happy the pitbull is resting his chin on a green pillow, a relaxed smile on his face.
October 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Jonathan Ross waltzes into the room wearing a massive brown striped sweater
October 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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doorbell camera footage of a frog peeking around the corner
October 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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he says thank you!
Truman smiles
October 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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he is grateful for your support
Happy the dog playing with his blue stuffy
October 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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he likes to be upside down
Happy the dog is lying upside down
October 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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he got a french fry :)
Happy the dog with a big ol smile
October 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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he wants my Popeyes
Happy the dog looks serious Happy the dog sticks his tongue out slightly
October 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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today is Truman's sixth birthday! happy birthday Truman 🎂
Truman the German Shepherd resting in his little bed Truman the German Shepherd making a big goofy smile
October 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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"I took loom in high school"
Marge Simpsons weaves "Hi, Bart. I am weaving on a loom!" on a loom
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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my last.fm for September. same old stuff i'm always listening to
After - After EP Jade - THAT'S SHOWBIZ BABY! Debby Friday - The Starrr of the Queen of Life Charli XCX - Pop 2 Kylie Minogue - Fever Annie - Anniemal Britney Spears - Blackout Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Perimenopop Britney Spears - Oops I Did It Again Erika de Casier - Essentials Mariah the Scientist - MASTER Sophia Stel - How To Win At Solitaire Tiffany Stringer - The Texas Primadonna Tate McRae - THINK LATER Eli - girl of your dreams Kylie Cantrell - B.O.Y. Carly Rae Jepsen - EMOTION Erika de Casier - Sensational Shay Lia - Dangerous Hemlocke Springs - Sever The Blight PinkPantheress - to hell with it Zara Larsson - Midnight Sun SZA - Z Telenova - Time Is A Flower Britney Spears - Circus
October 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM