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Chadywak
@chadywak.bsky.social
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Professional Pet sitter/Dog lover. Mets fan. TarHeel. Simpsons addict. Live music is my escape
Corny jokes and memes. 🏀⚾️🏈🎵🐕🐶
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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · Nov 23
Why are hamburger and tuna the only foods that need help?
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My comedy is a big hit at the kid's table
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Just found out there's no popcorn in popcorn shrimp.

Guess there's no reason to try pot roast.
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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If you're thankful that this may be the last Thanksgiving that he'll be alive, then like this post.
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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He is risen
The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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No Thanksgiving is complete without a little Wild Turkey
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Happy It's giving thanks day to all the dyslexic people here out.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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mom: we’re having ground turkey this year

me: okay but how do you know that turkey couldn’t fly
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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you’re not balding your hair has merely grown a part. folks,,
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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the existence of zebras implies the existence of zetitties
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Hey there Delilah

Whats it like to be so pretty

Im your number one reply guy

And my skeets they are so creepy

Please show boobs
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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INVENTOR OF SUNGLASSES: fuck you sun
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Can we bowl for other foods besides soup?
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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The sedition is coming from inside the House.
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Even the word tomorrow is too long.
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Columbia House agents have surrounded my house. I knew this day would come, but they’re not taking me alive.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Be the change you want to see in the couch cushions.
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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When Ghislaine Maxwell hears about Trump and her horse.
a man is standing in the woods with a palm tree in the foreground and says `` oh bubba no ... '' .
Alt: a man is standing in the woods with a palm tree in the foreground and says `` oh bubba no ... '' .
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November 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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WD40 > UB40
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Narcan but for thoughts
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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terrifying if literal, bagel bites
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Pronouncing Popeyes as Pope Yes and nobody can stop me
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Murder, She Wrote
A crow typing at a keyboard on a computer
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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The Great Depression, but it's just my ass indentation on the sofa.
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and thought, "Damn, this woman really going all out to get me that bike"
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM