CfClytemnestra
@cfclytemnestra.bsky.social
Cats, food, snark. Recovering attorney - generally found in NYC, planning my next trip to Japan . . . 🍣🍤🍙
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It's hard to believe anything is this cute 😻
December 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It's hard to believe anything is this cute 😻
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
Happy Caturday
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Happy Caturday
Telling her about my day . . .
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Telling her about my day . . .
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Sure, I’d eat an Ewok
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Sure, I’d eat an Ewok
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Everyone involved in this child’s kidnapping is going to hell.
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
ICE Arrested and Separated Chinese Father From 6-Year-Old Son, Advocates Say
The father and son were detained at an ICE check-in on Nov. 26, advocates say. The son’s location is currently unknown, while the father is being held at an upstate ICE facility.
www.thecity.nyc
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Everyone involved in this child’s kidnapping is going to hell.
Current view 😻
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Current view 😻
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Just look at this fucking goober 😍
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just look at this fucking goober 😍
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Every single day, I open my fridge and see *that* bottle of champagne and I think to myself “every day is one day closer”
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Every single day, I open my fridge and see *that* bottle of champagne and I think to myself “every day is one day closer”
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Have to go back to eating smaller birds tomorrow. Ugh.
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Have to go back to eating smaller birds tomorrow. Ugh.
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Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
Today is not Saturday 😶
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Today is not Saturday 😶
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Friends: do you know a Megan, who recently hurt her ankle in a Trade Joe’s parking lot and had surgery? Because her pissy ginger boyfriend is talking shit about her at Denver airport and thousands of women on Threads from *at least four* continents are gonna hunt him into his last days.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Friends: do you know a Megan, who recently hurt her ankle in a Trade Joe’s parking lot and had surgery? Because her pissy ginger boyfriend is talking shit about her at Denver airport and thousands of women on Threads from *at least four* continents are gonna hunt him into his last days.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
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The World’s Goodest Boy(👇) was half Pyr, and I cannot recommend the breed/mixes enough. Friendly, lazy, easy-going nature and usually great with kids (as well as other animals). If you have room in your heart and your yard - take a chance on one of these good boys/girls. You won’t find a better dog.
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The World’s Goodest Boy(👇) was half Pyr, and I cannot recommend the breed/mixes enough. Friendly, lazy, easy-going nature and usually great with kids (as well as other animals). If you have room in your heart and your yard - take a chance on one of these good boys/girls. You won’t find a better dog.
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We bought the puppy a bathrobe for after her baths and I have never made a better purchase.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We bought the puppy a bathrobe for after her baths and I have never made a better purchase.
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I just want enough money to figure out which of my problems can’t be solved by money
August 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I just want enough money to figure out which of my problems can’t be solved by money
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Marjorie Taylor Greene came into Congress in 2021 worth about $700,000. She leaves five years later worth around $25,000,000. 😳 Congress is just a giant insider-trading scheme.
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene came into Congress in 2021 worth about $700,000. She leaves five years later worth around $25,000,000. 😳 Congress is just a giant insider-trading scheme.
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if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“