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· Sep 23
Been a while since I mentioned it-
I'm an attorney in the Portland, OR area currently running a solo practice but looking for a position with a firm
I'm an attorney in the Portland, OR area currently running a solo practice but looking for a position with a firm
that josh manages to arrive every time to record with @kenwhite.bsky.social is impressive
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
that josh manages to arrive every time to record with @kenwhite.bsky.social is impressive
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The only correct pie take is that pies are like dogs—they’re all good, we just have stronger personal attachments to some than others.
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The only correct pie take is that pies are like dogs—they’re all good, we just have stronger personal attachments to some than others.
Since a lot of people are sharing bad pie ideas, let me help you with making a pecan pie
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Since a lot of people are sharing bad pie ideas, let me help you with making a pecan pie
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If you've been distressed by how much you agree with Bill Kristol about things these days, this is a useful corrective
Just FYI:
My most controversial tweet ever, from Thanksgiving three years ago, back when Twitter was Twitter and Bluesky didn’t exist.
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Pies ranked.
1. Cherry (if not too sweet).
2. Mixed berry.
3. Peach/blackberry.
4. Peach.
5. Apple.
…
9. Key lime.
…
99. Pecan.
…
999. Pumpkin.
My most controversial tweet ever, from Thanksgiving three years ago, back when Twitter was Twitter and Bluesky didn’t exist.
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Pies ranked.
1. Cherry (if not too sweet).
2. Mixed berry.
3. Peach/blackberry.
4. Peach.
5. Apple.
…
9. Key lime.
…
99. Pecan.
…
999. Pumpkin.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If you've been distressed by how much you agree with Bill Kristol about things these days, this is a useful corrective
Applebee's posting
so many people have had poorly made lemon lime pie and think that’s what key lime pie is and i feel sorry for them
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Applebee's posting
some people really do think one of their children is lesser
Cheesecake is unpleasantly heavy and will make me regret eating it shortly after. Key Lime pie has never let me down.
key lime pie crushes cheese cake. not even close
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
some people really do think one of their children is lesser
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Fucking love époisses. Look at that glorious gooey bastard. Look at it!
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Fucking love époisses. Look at that glorious gooey bastard. Look at it!
Will should learn about 'revealed preference'
Bluesky: “Obviously the housing crisis is the only reason anyone would choose to live outside of NYC”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Will should learn about 'revealed preference'
I don't understand how this actually works for the wall he built (see next post in the thread)
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I don't understand how this actually works for the wall he built (see next post in the thread)
I'm not even sure what to report this for
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm not even sure what to report this for
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Again, every elected Democrat needs to put out a video stating exactly what Kelly and the others said. If ever there were a line to draw in the sand, it’s here. The military is not the president’s Praetorian Guard.
“Within the White House, Trump and his lieutenants aren’t planning on letting up…Trump has told some advisers that he wants RICO prosecutions and conspiracy charges leveled against the six Democrats, a source with direct knowledge of the matter tells Zeteo…
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November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Again, every elected Democrat needs to put out a video stating exactly what Kelly and the others said. If ever there were a line to draw in the sand, it’s here. The military is not the president’s Praetorian Guard.
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It is wild to me that the largest company on the stock market, one with such incredible prestige and a huge PR team got dog-walked here. Why would you EVER give this ANY oxygen? Now everybody is asking whether NVIDIA is like Enron! This didn't help at all!
Nvidia refuted accounting questions in a memo to analysts, saying "Unlike Enron, NVIDIA does not use Special Purpose Entities to hide debt and inflate revenue" (Tae Kim/Barron's Online)
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November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It is wild to me that the largest company on the stock market, one with such incredible prestige and a huge PR team got dog-walked here. Why would you EVER give this ANY oxygen? Now everybody is asking whether NVIDIA is like Enron! This didn't help at all!
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I can tell you what's polluting and parching the eastern farmland of Oregon.
(It's the farms)
(It's the farms)
How Oregon’s Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I can tell you what's polluting and parching the eastern farmland of Oregon.
(It's the farms)
(It's the farms)
a lot of people will say turkey is good, actually, but nobody would really miss the turkey
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
a lot of people will say turkey is good, actually, but nobody would really miss the turkey
Watching the admin unravel is satisfying
Is the problem the economic "messaging" or the economic "outcomes"
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Watching the admin unravel is satisfying
imagine thinking that people can't regard your work as bad
So this is a simplistic, binary, and altogether poor way to approach film analysis. Films aren’t good/bad, they do certain things well and certain things poorly. Rarely will you find a film or any art that does everything right. It’s just degrees of how well some things were accomplished.
i know this will shock a lot of you but movies can actually be bad. like, not bad as in "oh i don't this character's choices or this vibe isn't for me" but bad in "there is no logical connection between the scenes i'm being presented with"
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
imagine thinking that people can't regard your work as bad
On one hand, it's outrageous to go after Mark Kelly for this
On the other hand, I absolutely support the admin going after Kelly for this because it will be amazing to watch
On the other hand, I absolutely support the admin going after Kelly for this because it will be amazing to watch
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
On one hand, it's outrageous to go after Mark Kelly for this
On the other hand, I absolutely support the admin going after Kelly for this because it will be amazing to watch
On the other hand, I absolutely support the admin going after Kelly for this because it will be amazing to watch
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Don't kink shame Ed Martin's desire to be humiliated by federal judges
Reminder: It’s really not normal for a senior DOJ official to publicly confirm that DOJ is getting ready to indict someone!
(Not to mention that Mizelle no longer works at DOJ — how exactly does he know “of what he speaks”?)
(Not to mention that Mizelle no longer works at DOJ — how exactly does he know “of what he speaks”?)
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Don't kink shame Ed Martin's desire to be humiliated by federal judges
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Reminder: It’s really not normal for a senior DOJ official to publicly confirm that DOJ is getting ready to indict someone!
(Not to mention that Mizelle no longer works at DOJ — how exactly does he know “of what he speaks”?)
(Not to mention that Mizelle no longer works at DOJ — how exactly does he know “of what he speaks”?)
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Reminder: It’s really not normal for a senior DOJ official to publicly confirm that DOJ is getting ready to indict someone!
(Not to mention that Mizelle no longer works at DOJ — how exactly does he know “of what he speaks”?)
(Not to mention that Mizelle no longer works at DOJ — how exactly does he know “of what he speaks”?)
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
that's a lot of words to agree with the discourse
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
that's a lot of words to agree with the discourse
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news at 11: sometimes you increase someone's interest in doing a social movement thing that involves personal carry by personalizing it. Artistic care is part of resistance to fascism. Efficiency for efficiency s own sake isn't a virtue.
How on earth can you claim to be a product designer and outright dismiss what people like as a consideration?
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
news at 11: sometimes you increase someone's interest in doing a social movement thing that involves personal carry by personalizing it. Artistic care is part of resistance to fascism. Efficiency for efficiency s own sake isn't a virtue.
Watch someone delaminate in real time
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Watch someone delaminate in real time
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I only just saw this thanks to @ed3d.net and I don’t have time to do a full fisking before my daughter’s bedtime but a few hundred words in and it’s utter nonsense.
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The Algorithm That Detected a $610 Billion Fraud: How Machine Intelligence Exposed the AI Industry’s Circular Financing Scheme
On November 20, 2025, trading algorithms identified what may become the largest accounting fraud in technology history—not in months or years, but in 18 hours.
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November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I only just saw this thanks to @ed3d.net and I don’t have time to do a full fisking before my daughter’s bedtime but a few hundred words in and it’s utter nonsense.
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