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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
Bovino tried to do this in Vegas 15 years ago and almost immediately had the plug pulled on his “operation”
Border patrol under command of Greg Bovino running a checkpoint at the exit to the Uber lot at O’Hare airport in Chicago, asking drivers for proof of valid residency in this country
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Bovino tried to do this in Vegas 15 years ago and almost immediately had the plug pulled on his “operation”
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can not handle one more profile that describes a wealthy new yorker being “in exile” in LA as if the mayor had them banished
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
can not handle one more profile that describes a wealthy new yorker being “in exile” in LA as if the mayor had them banished
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The ninth circle of hell is actually a packed doctor's waiting room with a Hallmark Christmas movie playing at full blast
December 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The ninth circle of hell is actually a packed doctor's waiting room with a Hallmark Christmas movie playing at full blast
Kettlebell Guys©️ are immediately identifiable before they even start flailing around
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Kettlebell Guys©️ are immediately identifiable before they even start flailing around
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I have switched to a peppermint espresso martini and folks? This is the holiday spirit
December 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I have switched to a peppermint espresso martini and folks? This is the holiday spirit
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I think it’s important that Taylor sees her fiancé experience a losing season prior to marriage.
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I think it’s important that Taylor sees her fiancé experience a losing season prior to marriage.
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All your problems in life can be fixed by a cool jacket
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
All your problems in life can be fixed by a cool jacket
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Does the trash bag know when I am overstimulated and refuse to go on the trash can the right way just to fuck with me?
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Does the trash bag know when I am overstimulated and refuse to go on the trash can the right way just to fuck with me?
People who leave gym equipment soaking wet with cleaning spray are barely a step above those who don’t clean it at all.
December 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
People who leave gym equipment soaking wet with cleaning spray are barely a step above those who don’t clean it at all.
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Needing a subscription to an app to remote start my car is going to be my 13th reason
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Needing a subscription to an app to remote start my car is going to be my 13th reason
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Could really use to have my shoulder muscles beaten with a hammer
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Could really use to have my shoulder muscles beaten with a hammer
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Justice Jackson to Solicitor General Sauer (just now, in Trump v. Slaughter arguments):
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Justice Jackson to Solicitor General Sauer (just now, in Trump v. Slaughter arguments):
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two contestants, both alike in dignity,
in fair america where we lay our scene
in fair america where we lay our scene
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
two contestants, both alike in dignity,
in fair america where we lay our scene
in fair america where we lay our scene
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So a $200 date
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
So a $200 date
Idk what you call it but Rama Duwaji, Gabby Windey, and this lady on the train are all exactly my type.
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Idk what you call it but Rama Duwaji, Gabby Windey, and this lady on the train are all exactly my type.
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just be normal! it will get you laid!
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
just be normal! it will get you laid!
Imagine anyone else doing this at work.
Mike, the warehouse you oversee burned down and we want a report on how this happened.
MJ: Eh sorry I didn’t follow a lot of the news yesterday. I was pretty busy.
With the warehouse burning down?
MJ: Wow this again 🙄 Next question.
Mike, the warehouse you oversee burned down and we want a report on how this happened.
MJ: Eh sorry I didn’t follow a lot of the news yesterday. I was pretty busy.
With the warehouse burning down?
MJ: Wow this again 🙄 Next question.
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Imagine anyone else doing this at work.
Mike, the warehouse you oversee burned down and we want a report on how this happened.
MJ: Eh sorry I didn’t follow a lot of the news yesterday. I was pretty busy.
With the warehouse burning down?
MJ: Wow this again 🙄 Next question.
Mike, the warehouse you oversee burned down and we want a report on how this happened.
MJ: Eh sorry I didn’t follow a lot of the news yesterday. I was pretty busy.
With the warehouse burning down?
MJ: Wow this again 🙄 Next question.
Having an espresso martini with dinner because I have important Sunday night work to accomplish (putting up decorations)
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Having an espresso martini with dinner because I have important Sunday night work to accomplish (putting up decorations)
Someone get the ref some hand warmers he can’t even grab the flag lol
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Someone get the ref some hand warmers he can’t even grab the flag lol
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personally I think the officiating crew should save themselves the trouble and leave the country immediately
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
personally I think the officiating crew should save themselves the trouble and leave the country immediately
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This is a lengthy, well-reported article about a man's life, the failures and selfishness of government that led to his gruesome and terrible death, and what came of it, and yet it's ruined by this schmaltzy inspiration porn headline and social media post.
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This is a lengthy, well-reported article about a man's life, the failures and selfishness of government that led to his gruesome and terrible death, and what came of it, and yet it's ruined by this schmaltzy inspiration porn headline and social media post.
I think it’s important that Taylor sees her fiancé experience a losing season prior to marriage.
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I think it’s important that Taylor sees her fiancé experience a losing season prior to marriage.
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on my hands and fucking knees
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
on my hands and fucking knees