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Never seen so many people absolutely melting down on episode one of Halloween Baking Championship before…

When whimsical cake artists are hanging by a thread you know things are Not Good in the US of A.

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1d

the sea drugs are why they call it a pufferfish

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "The ocean drugs and the sea drugs, drugs by sea they call it also, that's almost down to nothing."

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 1d

Lol

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 1d

Did you get enough screenshots or

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 1d

Poorly trained insecure men getting a quick signing bonus and then being sent around the country for extended periods of time. My question is how many of these losers are intoxicated on the job? Are we drug testing them?

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 2d

Grabs clamps and twists lol NBA after dark

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 2d

My doctor recently mentioned in an offhand way that I can take triple the dosage of my migraine medication.

a man in a suit is asking why didn 't you just

Alt: a man in a suit is asking why didn 't you just tell me

media.tenor.com

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 2d

Can states sue the federal government for the cost of having to provide local resources to clean up the mess ICE is causing?

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2d

i bet blue jay fans won't even be able to bring bagged milk to dodgers stadium

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 3d

Jeffrey Dahmer, culinary expert.

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 3d

Can’t imagine being with someone who doesn’t say these sorts of things. If we can’t be insane together in the trust tree then I don’t want it.

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Gary R Simonds @garys79.bsky.social · 3d

Do we call the new building the "Epstein Wing?"

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 3d

“In this year’s index, 41 cities were unaffordable, up from 38 cities last year.”

Top 10 affordable cities. Wichita, Baton Rouge, Lincoln, Des Moines, Akron, Tucson, Tulsa, St. Louis, Albuquerque, Aurora

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 3d

I'm not a West Wing obsessed lib or anything but the more I see pictures of this the more fucked up I think it is. It's like he cut off one of the hands of the Lincoln memorial with an angle grinder so he could add a big gun to it.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 3d

The Treasury Department instructed employees not to share to share photos of the demolition of parts of the White House’s East Wing

Exclusive | Treasury Tells Employees Not to Share Photos of White House Ballroom Construction

Images of the demolition of parts of the East Wing went viral on Monday, and Treasury’s headquarters next door to the White House has a front-row seat.

www.wsj.com

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 3d

He doesn’t mean Americans, he means “us” like the royal “we”

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 3d

I can’t ever decide who I hate more: the actors or the audience

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cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 3d

Don’t you know? He PAID for the wedding so no one can criticize a single thing he says or does while there.

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