cavatappi_papi
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also helps when your trainer is 10/10 and witty
December 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
also helps when your trainer is 10/10 and witty
My boss sprang this on me the other day. Apparently saying, “I don’t ever want to go back into management because being fake is more exhausting than real work” was the wrong answer lol
December 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My boss sprang this on me the other day. Apparently saying, “I don’t ever want to go back into management because being fake is more exhausting than real work” was the wrong answer lol
Me after killing 200 ants in my kitchen
a man wearing a helmet and armor is asking is there no one else ?
Alt: Achilles from the movie Troy a man wearing a helmet and armor is asking is there no one else ?
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Me after killing 200 ants in my kitchen
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I have switched to a peppermint espresso martini and folks? This is the holiday spirit
December 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I have switched to a peppermint espresso martini and folks? This is the holiday spirit
I don’t care for creme brûlée and it is by far the most common dessert that people assume I will want
December 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I don’t care for creme brûlée and it is by far the most common dessert that people assume I will want
Fed chair, head hair, jump scare
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Fed chair, head hair, jump scare
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two contestants, both alike in dignity,
in fair america where we lay our scene
in fair america where we lay our scene
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
two contestants, both alike in dignity,
in fair america where we lay our scene
in fair america where we lay our scene
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just be normal! it will get you laid!
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
just be normal! it will get you laid!
It’s like they are surveying a garbage dump and picking a pile to defend. So weird. It’s all trash! Pointing out that this heap smells worse doesn’t diminish the fact that the other one looks more disgusting.
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It’s like they are surveying a garbage dump and picking a pile to defend. So weird. It’s all trash! Pointing out that this heap smells worse doesn’t diminish the fact that the other one looks more disgusting.