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Caped Jackass
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Nebraskan now calling Minneapolis home.
I post recipes, political takes, and lots of waterfall and pet pictures.
Subscribed to @racketmn.bsky.social, @tpm.bsky.social, and @Wired.com.
Ford is officially pro pedophilia?
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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This should be a national shutdown
Unions and community orgs are calling for a Minnesota-wide shutdown in 10 days to protest the ferocious assault by federal immigration agents. They're saying on Jan 23, no work, no school, no shopping. SEIU Local 26, UNITE HERE Local 17, & others are supporting, w/ more to join. By me, Amie Stager
“We Are Facing a Tsunami of Hate”: Amid ICE Crackdown, Unions and Community Groups Call for Minnesota Shutdown in 10 Days
Following the ICE murder of Renee Good and an assault on the state by federal immigration forces, a labor-community coalition is calling for residents to refuse to work, shop or go to school on Januar...
inthesetimes.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
ICE is just leaving live ordinance on the street now.

How are Minnesota Republicans responding to this?
Reporter Louis Krauss saw this. An agent apparently dropped a flash grenade that was left with the pin still in it on Park Avenue after driving away in a squad car.
January 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
If this worker gets fired, does the Go Fund Me raise $50k or $500k?
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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If you thought healthcare in the US was bad before it’s now apparently illegal under Trump to go to the doctor
NEWSNATION: There's new video of a woman in MN saying she's trying to get to a doc appointment & federal agents bust into her car. Is it fair to say some of these operations are going too far?

REP. MARY MILLER: If you break the laws & resist arrest, it's not going to be pretty. This is what happens
January 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
What are these people afraid of … lunatics coming to their home without warrants?
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Weiss: We need to drink at work, or at least make it look like we do.

Lackey: Weiss, I think you have a problem.

Weiss: I know, I don’t have a a sponsor right now.

Lackey: I know a woman who could help you.

Weiss: Do they know anyone at Jack Daniel’s?
January 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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BuT DemOcrAts SuCk aT mEssaGinG !!!1!
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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The people of Minnesota are sending their tax money to the federal government and in turn the federal government has cut them off from funding and sent armed goons to terrorize their cities. I'm not sure what else to call this
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
There are so many sirens and emergency lights going off right now, how are Jeffries and Schumer justifying their inaction?
January 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Abolish ICE.

Never vote for a Republican.

Primary any Democrat who won't abolish ICE.
January 13, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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Irony was dead: to begin with.
Trump: "Iranian Patriots, KEEP PROTESTING- TAKE OVER YOUR INSTITUTIONS!!! Save the names of the killers and abusers. They will pay a big price. I have cancelled all meetings with Iranian Officials until the senseless killing of protesters STOPS. HELP IS ON ITS WAY. MIGA!!! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP"
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
As a person of Minnesota, fuck ICE and fuck you!

Moved to the Twin Cities from a red state it is so much better in Minnesota.
You can tell Trump is extremely nervous about losing the propaganda war in Minnesota, which is all that really matters to him.

He opens with a rhetorical question about “the people of Minnesota,” not just the communist scum or whatever. He knows regular people hate what’s happening in the state.
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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The federal government is now a southern sheriff in 1894 bsky.app/profile/pbum...
January 13, 2026 at 12:06 PM
When do we start calling it Xpstein?
January 13, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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I have never seen a multifaceted movement with political, legal, and protests components like the one we are currently seeing resisting ICE. A woman just put her life on the line for this. There were demonstrations all weekend. Nick is incredibly out of touch.
I see this take around from time to time and totally disagree. ICE just murdered a woman standing up to them. No Kings is among the largest protests in history.

The complacency is coming from elites in media, business, universities, and the Democratic leadership
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Every week is overwhelming evidence of what we saw with our own eyes, but which our credulous media was afraid to print: the Nazi salute was a Nazi salute
January 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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these fucks are so soft.
Five armed masked federal agents to guard a Target restroom while Greg Bovino uses the facilities. A scene equally at home in authoritarian regimes and comedies about authoritarian regimes
ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
January 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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If a new president unilaterally does a huge DHS reduction in force in Jan 2029, none will collect & it will create a lot of budget capacity for better uses.
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
ICE recruitment is going well.
January 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.
Jerome Powell: "This is about whether the Fed will be able to continue to set interest rates based on evidence and economic conditions—or whether instead monetary policy will be directed by political pressure or intimidation."
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
There is a significant percent of ICE agents that are hateful bigots, but so lazy and out of shape that situps, simple sit-ups, would dissuade them from living their cosplay warrior dreams.

So they changed the policy.
ICE recruitment is going well.
January 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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for real though. this is ridiculous
January 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM