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•○•You have square thoughts which resist circles•○• ● He/Him ● Bafit Er Sohm
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You can't just say you want to Abolish the Harkonnens without stopping to think about all the people employed to install heart plugs into the Baron's slaves who have no other job skills or experience who would be losing their healthcare & retirement accounts if we take away heart plug jobs entirely
January 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Oh he's not running for governor again because he's still recovering from that spine and brain removal he must have had
January 15, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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The decline of MCU from its 2019 high will be studied. I just hope someone connects the dots to Iger and how the guy who told David Lynch to wrap up the Laura Palmer murder also provided the MCU audience with a jumping off point at the dawn of a global pandemic
January 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
My current job has me driving all over rural southern Indiana, spending tons of time in public/third spaces.

Seriously, wtf is in the water here?
January 13, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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I don’t know the date on this one because Instagram took it down.
January 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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Even in Captain Planet the writers room would be like ok tone it back
January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Can we please re enter the era of video games being completely insane?

This was a grid-based tactical adaptation of the Yu-Gi-Oh card game that was also a retelling of the war of the roses with Yu-Gi-Oh characters as historical figures.

Who was this for? How did it get made?

How can we return?
January 11, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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Look at Greaseman creating artificial scarcity. How are my listeners gonna buy cameos where he either says a bunch of our inside jokes or has to talk about a tragedy? This is why capitalism is evil
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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🏁TIME🏁 #AGDQ2026 has raised a total amount of $2,443,414 for @preventcancer.org!

Thank you to everyone who made this marathon possible, and to all of you for your amazing generosity & support!!

See you all next time at #SGDQ2026!!

We are SO BACK!!!!!!!
January 11, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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he wanted to shoot her. she didn't play his games. so he shot her. three times. he shot her and called her a bitch. while she bled out and died and her wife screamed.

fuck you Jonathan ross, may your respite from peace be short.

she was nothing but cordial in the face of fascism.
he wanted to.
January 10, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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Uh
January 10, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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The evidence is increasingly pointing to the probability that an ICE agent killed a woman after misreading her as a threat because he was distracted by his simultaneous effort to record her so he could upload her image to a facial recognition database.
We've analysed this video of the shooting of Renee Nicole Good yesterday in Minneapolis frame-by-frame to highlight the positioning of the gun and phone in the ICE agent's hands.
Video: @minnesotareformer.com with annotations by Bellingcat
January 9, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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ONE. MILLION. HYPE.

Thank you for helping us hit that milestone for @preventcancer.org! Onward to $2 million! #AGDQ2026
January 9, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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I was still speaking to my dad in 2020 when George Floyd was killed. I called him the day after and talked to him about it. He had seen the video and thought it was absolutely awful and morally repugnant.

Three days later, he was posting Candace Owens conspiracies about how Floyd was on drugs.
One of the core purposes of right-wing media is to rewrite your memory and reprogram your moral response to an event you saw with your own eyes. George Floyd died of a heart attack. Jan 6 was a peaceful picnic. This process has already begun
THERE IS VIDEO

I really do not want to recommend to everyone a video of a person being shot but there is video from multiple angles

why not cut the crap and just publish "this paper supports random state murder, it makes us feel good, kill kill kill"? same exact meaning, less embarrassing
January 8, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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The pro States Rights people were lying. They just wanted your fool ass to write a bunch of political theory op eds about fed vs state govt until they were in control and they made you look like a goddamn idiot. Debate me is such good bait for idiots who read one book and lots of pundits ate it up
Noem on Minnesota officials: "They have not been cut out. They don't have any jurisdiction in this investigation."
January 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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im sorry i know it sucks but journalists are going to have to be willing to get fired for simply describing what they see happening with their own eyes, you look like fucking morons
"Was the officer struck by the vehicle, as President Trump insists, or did the car pass by or around him?"
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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they were always going to defend this. they absolutely fine with the idea of killing anyone who oppose their nazi agenda. they’ve been intentionally advertising to and recruiting far right maniacs in hopes they would escalate this far
Trump: "I have just viewed the clip of the event which took place in Minneapolis. It is a horrible thing to watch. The woman screaming was, obviously, a professional agitator, and the woman driving the car was very disorderly, obstructing and resisting ... "
January 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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I spent days hearing do-nothings whine “why don’t Americans fight back?! You’re all cowards” and the truth is that America—as an entity—will kill you immediately if you even look at a cop the wrong way
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM