Katie
@builtinkatie.bsky.social
NYC/MTL
Machine Learning lover currently working on ML Compilers
Machine Learning lover currently working on ML Compilers
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There honestly cannot be a satire cutting enough to make fun of Americans. What the fuck do you mean the highest colonial ideal you could imagine was a parking lot with McDonald's on both sides
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
There honestly cannot be a satire cutting enough to make fun of Americans. What the fuck do you mean the highest colonial ideal you could imagine was a parking lot with McDonald's on both sides
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2026 goal: we have to get woker
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
2026 goal: we have to get woker
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CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPEDITION 33 (video game, 2025)
How ominous would it be if our calendars and clocks counted down instead of up🤔
December 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPEDITION 33 (video game, 2025)
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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millions of Americans frantically searching what "nubile" means
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
millions of Americans frantically searching what "nubile" means
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I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.
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Telling people to touch grass, constantly going off on how much he hates AI, getting swept up in poly drama... Truly he is the Poster's Pope
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Telling people to touch grass, constantly going off on how much he hates AI, getting swept up in poly drama... Truly he is the Poster's Pope
a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
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applying to executive assistant roles that explicitly refer to the COO/CEO with she/her pronouns,
i will live out my literotica fantasies, i dont care what it takes !!!!
i will live out my literotica fantasies, i dont care what it takes !!!!
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
applying to executive assistant roles that explicitly refer to the COO/CEO with she/her pronouns,
i will live out my literotica fantasies, i dont care what it takes !!!!
i will live out my literotica fantasies, i dont care what it takes !!!!
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Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.
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if you are an object in motion STAY IN MOTION
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
if you are an object in motion STAY IN MOTION
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OH: alternate universe where linkedin is a lesbian dating site where you virtually link carabiners,,
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
OH: alternate universe where linkedin is a lesbian dating site where you virtually link carabiners,,
Yeah but probably for sliwa
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Yeah but probably for sliwa
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this is the greatest possible city, by the Torontological Argument
torontogically speaking
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
this is the greatest possible city, by the Torontological Argument
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hey guys check this out
October 31, 2023 at 8:05 PM
hey guys check this out
Jesus
"sophisticated financial engineering" oh that's not good
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Jesus
The skims merkin is perfect for polyamorous people who have some partners who like bush and some who don't
I can't stop thinking about the Skims Merkin. This is taking years off my life. Please just grow some real pubes I SWEAR a lot of people actually like it
$32??? girl you can grow those for free. what are we doing here
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The skims merkin is perfect for polyamorous people who have some partners who like bush and some who don't