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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 11h

this is what happens when you trade tuesday for a hamburger

•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 13h

i named myself iris before playing this game. had to check and see if i didn't accidentally do myself a cryptomnesia

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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 13h

oh wait this is signalis

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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 13h

from the comments it looks like i need to meet falke

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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 15h

when the river runs red i'm so sorry

•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 17h

military-grade catnip

•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 17h

this is true

•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 18h

melissa walmart dog has a feed like that for her bangers so it's possible in principle

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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 18h

it's important to be normal

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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 18h

indefatigable use of fatigue

•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 18h

eeeeee!!!!!

•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 18h

hydroxyzine always made me groggry

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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 19h

treacle cream

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🏳️‍⚧️ m e g a n 🏳️‍⚧️ @megagarbage.bsky.social · 23h

kroger really fucked up naming their store brand soda line big k instead of like kroagie krola

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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 19h

omg the inflatables are the scorpions from dhalgren

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 1d

the boys who landed at Normandy or fought in Stalingrad couldn't have imagined the horrors of 21st century war

A picture and headline from an article: Unicorn bride marries Kenny from south park at Portland ICE protest

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haha yeah @freshfleisch.bsky.social · 20h

writing a comic about a group of sleepy Victorian dudes and a lady, calling it “Fatigue of Some Ordinary Gentlemen”

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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 20h

video game trivia is so good at knocking me out

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haha yeah @freshfleisch.bsky.social · 20h

me, reaping: what the fuck? where are the fruits of my labour? i sowed right here…

[3 months earlier]

me, sowing: hahahaha posting good!

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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 20h

one is the most promiscuous number

•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 20h

good riddance!!!

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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 1d

why is it that when i'm tired every post becomes about me

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pretty bug @inyourculture.bsky.social · 1d

hashtag RELATABLE amirite girls

REALLY HAS TO PEE GF
Are you serious, you have to pee AGAIN??
I told you not to drink all that monster before we went out!
You were just in the bathroom like
45 minutes ago!
We have a really good spot, are you sure you can't just hold it for the first set?
*sigh* okay let's find the bathrooms

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

have you guys heard of bonsai kittens. theyre putting baby cats into bottles so they grow into the shape of the bottle. its really happening

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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 1d

2011 lasted for a few years

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•pisscauldron• @pisscauldron.bsky.social · 1d

this is so wild