Brian
briangoff.bsky.social
Brian
@briangoff.bsky.social
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Go go gadget will to live
November 24, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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crazy how this app is actually pretty good
November 18, 2024 at 10:47 PM
November 19, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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feel like the trajectory of my own personal twitter journey was that i followed a lot of "extremely online but mostly just posts abstruse memes" accounts in like 2009-2011 but most of them ended up becoming "extremely online and politically engaged" over the next decade
you could actually do a pretty good quadrant plot out of "extremely online and politically engaged," "politically engaged but not extremely online," "extremely online but mostly just posts abstruse memes" etc.
November 19, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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maybe the guy who names all the rappers is just tall
November 19, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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Morning Joe going to mar a lago was not a good start to the week
November 18, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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Boomer complaint : What’s the point in uploading my resume if I still gotta manually put in everything that’s on my resume
November 18, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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I’m new to this website after like 12 years on Twitter so I’m just gonna follow everyone who follows me and then eliminate one person with the worst posts weekly in a bachelor style ceremony
November 18, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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guess i’ll die
November 17, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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Did you know if you took every bone from your body and lined them tip-to-tip in a row alongside the coastline, you’d be dead?
November 17, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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bro everyone is kinda pissed about how much you took from the horn of plenty
November 17, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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music is really loud math
November 16, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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Polio next year
November 16, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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Discussing Bluesky migration in terms of liberal flight misses the simple fact that most people use social media for fun not influence and this platform, unlike X and cruddified Facebook, doesn’t feel like you’re wading through shit to reach your friends. It’s not that deep.
November 16, 2024 at 11:19 AM
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The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
November 16, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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bird sounds
November 16, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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I really don’t understand this whole ‘stay on Twitter and fight’ thing. You’re jousting with bots and reply guys and wading through ads it’s not Waterloo.
November 16, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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(trying to get to know someone) So what are your weaknesses
November 16, 2024 at 12:30 AM
I don't live in Ottawa anymore but I can't believe they got rid of the giant Chapters on Rideau. That was my favorite place downtown
November 17, 2024 at 10:17 AM
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Netflix goes black while millions of people are trying to watch a boxing match. They stare at their reflection and realize who the real fight has been with all along. The computer
November 16, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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NETFLIX, 2006: I am going to watch this art house movie tonight and then mail it back to get another movie tomorrow
NETFLIX, 2024: it stopped buffering just long enough for me to see Mike Tyson’s ass
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM