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I will give up this name on discord for lots of cash.
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Email at work this morning

"Introducing our new AI assistant for [our company]! Babble babble please click the link to implement it"

Ugh, ignore, I will not use this unless the boss specifically tells me to

Boss comes up to me later

"Thanks for not clicking that phishing email!"
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now

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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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HYPE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HYPE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION GALLONS OF MOUNTAIN DEW BAHA BLAST IN PLASTIC BOTTLES THAT FILL MY PEACOCK THEATER.
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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My strangest takeaway from all this was to learn Franklin is Canadian.
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Straight to Hell with you
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Ethereal thumbnail
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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if you say “sportsball” these are your ideological comrades btw
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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she out here cooking jurkeys
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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surprise surprise…
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Just lift it up out of your way and leave it on top of a wall.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:

Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Their heads just did that
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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"whatever happened to that guy fawkes guy who made undertale" -my dad during thanksgiving dinner
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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gn
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I'm never looking at the food channels in that server again, man
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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This should be a new fairy tale
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM