$1000 crab (YUP CATU)
@punchedmonet.bsky.social
Here I am and who’s like me
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(Dolly Parton voice) it costs a lot of autism to look this neurotypical 😇
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
(Dolly Parton voice) it costs a lot of autism to look this neurotypical 😇
Litterbugs just throw anything anywhere smh
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Litterbugs just throw anything anywhere smh
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“What is this, the Beano?” I started to post this morning as I walked away, but then turned back to dispose of it in case someone actually fell, and then forgot until now to reap the 7 likes it is surely due
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“What is this, the Beano?” I started to post this morning as I walked away, but then turned back to dispose of it in case someone actually fell, and then forgot until now to reap the 7 likes it is surely due
People in Queensland love to call you at work and be like “our entire house and family blew away in a storm last night could we reschedule our order delivery please? :)” girl yes are you okay though??? Should I send out the reserves??? 😭
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
People in Queensland love to call you at work and be like “our entire house and family blew away in a storm last night could we reschedule our order delivery please? :)” girl yes are you okay though??? Should I send out the reserves??? 😭
The day before baptising the petal of a man I was crying outside the cafe and a sweet lady who’d passed by earlier came up to me with this sprig and was like I’ve been looking for a flower for you and I couldn’t find one but this is for you I was like😭❤️Dostoyevsky character beauty of life moment
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The day before baptising the petal of a man I was crying outside the cafe and a sweet lady who’d passed by earlier came up to me with this sprig and was like I’ve been looking for a flower for you and I couldn’t find one but this is for you I was like😭❤️Dostoyevsky character beauty of life moment
Was helping out a poor sod I found passed out half under a car yday w some other ppl who thankfully also saw him and I was pouring water on his head to cool him down (at his request not just torturing him lol) and I was like “lol we’re baptising you” and everyone was just silent I was like oh!Nvm
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Was helping out a poor sod I found passed out half under a car yday w some other ppl who thankfully also saw him and I was pouring water on his head to cool him down (at his request not just torturing him lol) and I was like “lol we’re baptising you” and everyone was just silent I was like oh!Nvm
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Tell me the only British bars you've ever heard were The Gentleman Rhymer without saying etc
theres nothing more awkward than a british rapper. they have zero culture of their own and just borrow abbreviations and shit from trap albums.. sorry nigel, i do not believe they have "bandos" in nottingham forest or whatever
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Tell me the only British bars you've ever heard were The Gentleman Rhymer without saying etc
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Extremely centrist lib opinion about UK MCing with a side helping of casual racism
theres nothing more awkward than a british rapper. they have zero culture of their own and just borrow abbreviations and shit from trap albums.. sorry nigel, i do not believe they have "bandos" in nottingham forest or whatever
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Extremely centrist lib opinion about UK MCing with a side helping of casual racism
That guy who said UK rappers have no culture of their own and use American slang… it keeps striking me how much he sounded like someone who has never listened to the rap in question
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
That guy who said UK rappers have no culture of their own and use American slang… it keeps striking me how much he sounded like someone who has never listened to the rap in question
A lot of people don’t know this stuff happened in nenagh as well we just didn’t make a big deal of it
optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
A lot of people don’t know this stuff happened in nenagh as well we just didn’t make a big deal of it
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
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Both Christians and Muslims were desperate for Pope Leo to visit, hoping his visit will be a portent of peace, because "the only democracy in the Middle East" won't stop bombing the shit out of them. Israel is a pariah State
www.latimes.com/world-nation...
www.latimes.com/world-nation...
Why Pope Leo XIV's Lebanon visit matters amid Israeli bombardment
Leo XIV’s trip this week to Turkey and Lebanon, his first abroad as pope, is viewed as a sign of hope in a region struggling with violence and division.
www.latimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Both Christians and Muslims were desperate for Pope Leo to visit, hoping his visit will be a portent of peace, because "the only democracy in the Middle East" won't stop bombing the shit out of them. Israel is a pariah State
www.latimes.com/world-nation...
www.latimes.com/world-nation...
This is….
theres nothing more awkward than a british rapper. they have zero culture of their own and just borrow abbreviations and shit from trap albums.. sorry nigel, i do not believe they have "bandos" in nottingham forest or whatever
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is….
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forget it jake, it's gendertown
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
forget it jake, it's gendertown
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Today!!!!
TOMORROW!
I'm tabling at the excellent @dublincomicarts.bsky.social from 11-5 in The Complex, 12 Mary's Abbey, Smithfield and I'll have comics, prints and postcards galore for you to pick up, be it for yourself or a seasonal gift!
Don't miss out on so many great artists!
I'm tabling at the excellent @dublincomicarts.bsky.social from 11-5 in The Complex, 12 Mary's Abbey, Smithfield and I'll have comics, prints and postcards galore for you to pick up, be it for yourself or a seasonal gift!
Don't miss out on so many great artists!
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Today!!!!
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"Jerusalem District Court had rejected our appeal."
"[I]f this demolition proceeds, half of our village may be next."
"[L]atest iteration of Israel’s long-standing use of archaeology as a tool of Palestinian displacement."
#WestBank #Palestine #Israel #Housing #Courts #EthnicCleansing
"[I]f this demolition proceeds, half of our village may be next."
"[L]atest iteration of Israel’s long-standing use of archaeology as a tool of Palestinian displacement."
#WestBank #Palestine #Israel #Housing #Courts #EthnicCleansing
Israel is set to destroy our guesthouse. But we still welcome all who resist
My family has hosted hundreds of activists, journalists, and politicians in At-Tuwani. If this demolition proceeds, half of our West Bank village may be next.
www.972mag.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"Jerusalem District Court had rejected our appeal."
"[I]f this demolition proceeds, half of our village may be next."
"[L]atest iteration of Israel’s long-standing use of archaeology as a tool of Palestinian displacement."
#WestBank #Palestine #Israel #Housing #Courts #EthnicCleansing
"[I]f this demolition proceeds, half of our village may be next."
"[L]atest iteration of Israel’s long-standing use of archaeology as a tool of Palestinian displacement."
#WestBank #Palestine #Israel #Housing #Courts #EthnicCleansing
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🚨Nine Jewish groups are urging the Government to reject Jillian Segal's "Antisemitism Report", saying it's an attack on Australia's "democracy" and "freedoms" – benefitting the state of Israel.
Segal must be given zero powers, they warn. Explosive...
theklaxon.com.au/22ti
Segal must be given zero powers, they warn. Explosive...
theklaxon.com.au/22ti
Segal “threatening Australia’s freedoms and democracy”, Jewish groups warn - The Klaxon
A group of Jewish organisations has labelled Envoy Jillian Segal's "Antisemitism Report" an attack on Australia's “democracy” and “freedoms”, and say it must be rejected.
theklaxon.com.au
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
🚨Nine Jewish groups are urging the Government to reject Jillian Segal's "Antisemitism Report", saying it's an attack on Australia's "democracy" and "freedoms" – benefitting the state of Israel.
Segal must be given zero powers, they warn. Explosive...
theklaxon.com.au/22ti
Segal must be given zero powers, they warn. Explosive...
theklaxon.com.au/22ti
Gerry Adams if he was evil/swagless
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Gerry Adams if he was evil/swagless
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The onions were mushy 💔 but we do what we must for charity
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The onions were mushy 💔 but we do what we must for charity
*very seriously to the assembled orange order that have showed up to support me in my crusade against Irish people having opinions or whatever* you must fix your hearts or die
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
*very seriously to the assembled orange order that have showed up to support me in my crusade against Irish people having opinions or whatever* you must fix your hearts or die
Fave thing abt the ads for fire season is how scary they are imo im in the suburbs sweating if my evacuation plan is good enough 💀
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Fave thing abt the ads for fire season is how scary they are imo im in the suburbs sweating if my evacuation plan is good enough 💀
It’s so gas to be diagnosed a people person with the autism allegations/difficult childhood and adolescent social history I have lol good for me. My years of studying the vibes have brought me a CSAT score of 100 🥳
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It’s so gas to be diagnosed a people person with the autism allegations/difficult childhood and adolescent social history I have lol good for me. My years of studying the vibes have brought me a CSAT score of 100 🥳
Idk why exactly but Jamaican princess diana on TikTok fills me with peace and calm
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Idk why exactly but Jamaican princess diana on TikTok fills me with peace and calm
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You've heard of the elf on the shelf. But did you hear the elf was already put on the shelf once before in 2008 and thanks to a sweetheart plea deal he was back on the streets 18 months later.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You've heard of the elf on the shelf. But did you hear the elf was already put on the shelf once before in 2008 and thanks to a sweetheart plea deal he was back on the streets 18 months later.