elon mush
@boltman.bsky.social
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Someone kill me.
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Someone kill me.
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“News organizations” are running the hell out of this story because they see their function not so much to report facts but to enforce social norms like “police officers are automatically deserving of respect to a degree it is newsworthy if someone is mean to one of them.”
Starbucks employee delivers coffee to L.A. deputy with hand-drawn pig on cup
Starbucks employee delivers coffee to L.A. deputy with hand-drawn pig on cup
The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department is speaking out after one of its deputies was served a cup of coffee from an employee of a Norwalk Starbucks with a hand-drawn image of a pig on it.…
ktla.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:08 AM
“News organizations” are running the hell out of this story because they see their function not so much to report facts but to enforce social norms like “police officers are automatically deserving of respect to a degree it is newsworthy if someone is mean to one of them.”
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SCHUMER: There's another ICE on the minds of the American people. And that's a bag of ice at the grocery store, which costs more today for a middle class family than ever before.
January 12, 2026 at 11:41 AM
SCHUMER: There's another ICE on the minds of the American people. And that's a bag of ice at the grocery store, which costs more today for a middle class family than ever before.
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“Progressive” District Attorneys And Their Defenders Claim They Are Not Trying To Impose Wokeness At The Cost of Public Safety. Then Why Do So Many ICE Agents Have “Domestic Violence” Convictions?
January 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
“Progressive” District Attorneys And Their Defenders Claim They Are Not Trying To Impose Wokeness At The Cost of Public Safety. Then Why Do So Many ICE Agents Have “Domestic Violence” Convictions?
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do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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my man, you’re talking about the people who killed George Floyd
State and local law enforcement know the communities they serve. They’ve built the trust and know how to keep us safe.
As Minnesotans express their first amendment rights, I encourage you to remain peaceful and know that local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety.
As Minnesotans express their first amendment rights, I encourage you to remain peaceful and know that local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety.
January 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
my man, you’re talking about the people who killed George Floyd
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This lady looks like she rolled a 1 on a dexterity check for putting on pants
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
This lady looks like she rolled a 1 on a dexterity check for putting on pants
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Weird to see someone in office (struggles to make my mouth form the words it’s been so long) do… something… for actual people.
On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.
January 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Weird to see someone in office (struggles to make my mouth form the words it’s been so long) do… something… for actual people.
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I will read every interview with Heated Rivalry writer and director Jacob Tierney because his quotes are truly a reporter's dream: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
January 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I will read every interview with Heated Rivalry writer and director Jacob Tierney because his quotes are truly a reporter's dream: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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gotta be some use for this at some point
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
gotta be some use for this at some point
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Me when my wife sees the browser history
August 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Me when my wife sees the browser history
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[time traveling back to 10000 B.C.]
CAVEMAN: ook ook ook
ME: *taking back can of Mt Dew Code Red from him* told you it was good
CAVEMAN: ook ook ook
ME: *taking back can of Mt Dew Code Red from him* told you it was good
January 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
[time traveling back to 10000 B.C.]
CAVEMAN: ook ook ook
ME: *taking back can of Mt Dew Code Red from him* told you it was good
CAVEMAN: ook ook ook
ME: *taking back can of Mt Dew Code Red from him* told you it was good
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they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
I would be so relieved to learn that this is a parody account
Senate Democrats want to lower your costs and tackle the affordability crisis.
Senate Republicans want to aid and abet Donald Trump’s adventurism in Venezuela and risk yet another endless war.
The contrast is clear – and the American people are with us.
Senate Republicans want to aid and abet Donald Trump’s adventurism in Venezuela and risk yet another endless war.
The contrast is clear – and the American people are with us.
January 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I would be so relieved to learn that this is a parody account
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Headline: Prior Lake woman arrested with bag of drugs labeled ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’
January 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Headline: Prior Lake woman arrested with bag of drugs labeled ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’
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Whether it's conservative men with guns shooting Honda-driving women in the head or Honda-driving women making conservative men with guns feel scared, both sides share blame for conservative men with guns shooting Honda-driving women in the head.
January 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Whether it's conservative men with guns shooting Honda-driving women in the head or Honda-driving women making conservative men with guns feel scared, both sides share blame for conservative men with guns shooting Honda-driving women in the head.
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love to be a libertarian whose response to the summary execution of an american citizen is “you shouldn’t say bad words”
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
love to be a libertarian whose response to the summary execution of an american citizen is “you shouldn’t say bad words”
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absolutely bizarre razor thin lines between "the american diet is unhealthy and we could stand to change a lot of our status quo" and "raw water will cure cancer"
January 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
absolutely bizarre razor thin lines between "the american diet is unhealthy and we could stand to change a lot of our status quo" and "raw water will cure cancer"
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
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Yotta flop deez nuts
January 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Yotta flop deez nuts