BOB DELUXE
@bobdeluxe.bsky.social
I pretty much like all kinds of stuff.
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BOB DELUXE
@bobdeluxe.bsky.social
· Jul 13
I'm like a Temu Jack Black. Older. Fatter. Not as fit. Not as funny. But I do have the salt & pepper beard thing going on.
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Live. Laugh. LOOKOUT for that tree.
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Live. Laugh. LOOKOUT for that tree.
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*Injecting hyaluronic acid into my own penis to further my reach on social media*
From @theathletic.com: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate.
Are ski jumpers enhancing their penises to fly further? WADA is ready to investigate
World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
*Injecting hyaluronic acid into my own penis to further my reach on social media*
Jeff Bezos chose darkness.
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Jeff Bezos chose darkness.
Going to retire for a little reading.
February 5, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Going to retire for a little reading.
*praying they don't close my local Hut*
Hundreds of Pizza Hut locations will be closing over the next few months, the pizza chain's parent company announced Wednesday in an earnings call.
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🔗: https://tinyurl.com/4ms2za68
February 5, 2026 at 1:49 AM
*praying they don't close my local Hut*
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oh so you’re a big fan of kid rock? ok name 3 of his venereal diseases
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
oh so you’re a big fan of kid rock? ok name 3 of his venereal diseases
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This is all because those Brady kids messed with that tiki in Hawaii.
January 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
This is all because those Brady kids messed with that tiki in Hawaii.
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If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.
I still think about the time my sweetie & I were driving across Pennsylvania and stayed at a hotel overlooking a parking lot and strip mall. Although our room was on the third floor I was uneasy undressing in front of the window like there could be a horribly disfigured 60 foot colossal man outside.
February 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I still think about the time my sweetie & I were driving across Pennsylvania and stayed at a hotel overlooking a parking lot and strip mall. Although our room was on the third floor I was uneasy undressing in front of the window like there could be a horribly disfigured 60 foot colossal man outside.
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The Melania movie is so bad, they had to release some of the Epstein files as a distraction
February 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The Melania movie is so bad, they had to release some of the Epstein files as a distraction
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Of all the things that never happened, this ‘Melania’ movie moment never happened the most. How much do you think they paid Nick to write this fiction?
February 1, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Of all the things that never happened, this ‘Melania’ movie moment never happened the most. How much do you think they paid Nick to write this fiction?
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They hid the Trump evidence from the Epstein Files in a place it will never be seen: the end of the Melania documentary.
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 PM
They hid the Trump evidence from the Epstein Files in a place it will never be seen: the end of the Melania documentary.
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Her: I just want to be alone for a while.
Me: Here’s a ticket to the Melania movie.
Me: Here’s a ticket to the Melania movie.
January 31, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Her: I just want to be alone for a while.
Me: Here’s a ticket to the Melania movie.
Me: Here’s a ticket to the Melania movie.
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“Melania” really hurting its Oscar chances with a January release.
January 31, 2026 at 9:32 PM
“Melania” really hurting its Oscar chances with a January release.
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I'm so old that I saw the original Star Wars in a theater on its original run. I don't want to go out to see the Melania documentary in case it has the same kind of long line to get in.
January 31, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I'm so old that I saw the original Star Wars in a theater on its original run. I don't want to go out to see the Melania documentary in case it has the same kind of long line to get in.
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“If people were on an airplane watching Melania they would still walk out” classic
January 31, 2026 at 11:11 PM
“If people were on an airplane watching Melania they would still walk out” classic
6%
Sounds like someone’s being generous.
Sounds like someone’s being generous.
January 31, 2026 at 9:42 PM
6%
Sounds like someone’s being generous.
Sounds like someone’s being generous.
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"Great. I'll bring my accordion" ~ me whenever I'm invited somewhere
January 31, 2026 at 4:37 PM
"Great. I'll bring my accordion" ~ me whenever I'm invited somewhere
Had a dream I won $500,000 on The Price Is Right. Won a legal settlement after a trip and fall going up the PLINKO stairs.
January 30, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Had a dream I won $500,000 on The Price Is Right. Won a legal settlement after a trip and fall going up the PLINKO stairs.
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Here’s a tip for staying warm-
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Here’s a tip for staying warm-
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
Had a dream I taught a bear how to play a banjo. Not sure which mauling was worse - mine or the Flatt & Scruggs covers.
January 28, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Had a dream I taught a bear how to play a banjo. Not sure which mauling was worse - mine or the Flatt & Scruggs covers.
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ME: Can you come back later?
THEM: Why, are you busy now?
ME: No, it's just that I won't be here later.
THEM: Why, are you busy now?
ME: No, it's just that I won't be here later.
January 23, 2026 at 2:09 PM
ME: Can you come back later?
THEM: Why, are you busy now?
ME: No, it's just that I won't be here later.
THEM: Why, are you busy now?
ME: No, it's just that I won't be here later.
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Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/
January 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/
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All 10 shots were fired AFTER they removed the gun from Pretti’s waist. Every single shot was fired after he was disarmed.
January 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
All 10 shots were fired AFTER they removed the gun from Pretti’s waist. Every single shot was fired after he was disarmed.