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Joe, Blungo Enthusiast
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Driving home to poop on my lunch break
Pinned
Repeatedly clicking on penis in inventory screen:
"It's not time to use that right now"
"No need for that"
"Maybe I can combine it with another item"
"There's nothing I can do with that"
"It won't do me any good here"
"It's not time to use that right now"
Dick pic from the driver's seat of a car visibly drifting into oncoming traffic
Grindr dick photos are the libidinal world's equivalent of the last automated radio signals that would greet the universe from earth after a nuclear war. I've seen them from hospital beds. I've seen them from walk-in freezers, from Hell, from the hollow earth, from Utopia Planitia
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
What a load of bullshit! My mom never did anything for Christmas! Probably cause we were Jewish
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Speak for yourself, this happened to me every single time I ordered coffee
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Haven't seen any
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Fleetwood Mac
New Order
Stereolab
Peaches
The Breeders
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

Bon Jovi (I was nine)
Morrissey (pre-cancellation)
Amanda Palmer (pre-cancellation)
Marylin Manson (pre-cancellation)
PULP
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
No the fuck they didn't
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The Strange Odor Of Your Body's Tears #makeamoviestinky
The Strange Color of Your Lunch's Tears
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Today is the 55th anniversary of when the Oregon department of transportation blew up a whale carcass using 2,000 pounds of dynamite and gave us the funniest picture in human history
Today is the 54th anniversary of when the Oregon department of transportation blew up a whale carcass using 2,000 pounds of dynamite and gave us what is—for my money—the funniest picture in human history
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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The protagonist of Predator: Badlands has a similar narrative arc to the hero of Hundreds of Beavers, encountering trap after organic trap in a dangerous land before figuring out how to use those perils to his advantage. #filmsky 📽
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Not if I have anything to say about it! #shecanstillwinifyouvote #writeherin
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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reminder that if you have leftover halloween chocolate, dog shelters are always looking for donations! those little furbabies rarely get treats in there. Let's spoil them this year
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm going to buy the Elf suit and burn it
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.
[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]
Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
October 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz348bs
August 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I'm just gonna say this once: FUCK thalassophobes
Hey folks, my new video is out now, a review of the 2024 horror game Still Wakes The Deep, set aboard a Scottish oilrig. I'm really proud of this one, and I think it might be my best video yet! Please give it a look, and let me know what you think.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Oq...
Still Wakes The Deep - A Workplace Safety Horror
YouTube video by Casey Explosion
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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its necessary for the surgeon to locate all 5 Mambos
October 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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my strongest political conviction is that pica is my god-given right as a living creature. i made this image about it
October 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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i think it’s unbecoming and antisocial when people go out in public with freshly washed, still wet hair.
October 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
October 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
One Butthole After Another not gonna look up if anybody else did this send skeet
September 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM