I'm worried that this is going to be the best movie based on a fighting game ever released.

I was the guy who yakked into the pigpen

I should finally play Sudeki, I bet it probably doesn't have the worst controls ever programmed

He was worried he'd be replaced by a non-corrupt Democrat who he had no chance of leveraging, but got played by an old-school crook

Imagining somebody describing it as "having a blowjob"

You ever try to circumcise a goblin? It's like a fuckin tape measure with a busted spring

I love to go to the woods with the homies and have a terrible time

Hot dogs are bound by the quality ceiling of "sausage made from meat scraps" and that needs to be supplemented with toppings; the Chicago dog is an triumphant example of that formula. By contrast, a burger that's just meat and bun can be the best burger you've ever had

Honestly there's graphics before Metroid Prime and graphics after Metroid Prime

Wait that's just the plot to Castration Movie now that I think about it

I got a transgender homie named Cisgender Michaela

CEL DAMAGE SPOTTED

He's a human Kirby

Anybody who has seen RFK's penis and lived to tell the tale should no longer be considered fully human

The Strange Color of Your Lunch's Tears