Bitsy Von Muffling
@bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social
Actually more cheerful than my online presence would suggest.
I post a lot about my hair and my search for miracle potions. And TV. Lots of TV. A bit of football stuff. I'm not very deep.
I post a lot about my hair and my search for miracle potions. And TV. Lots of TV. A bit of football stuff. I'm not very deep.
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Epstein will defeat your attempt to CTRL-F his crimes and accomplices by being the most incoherent typist of all time.
"donalad trup" is here
woody allen made the list twice
woody allen made the list twice
What is a no-context list that nobody wants to be on?
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Epstein will defeat your attempt to CTRL-F his crimes and accomplices by being the most incoherent typist of all time.
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ME FOR THE LAST EIGHT YEARS: look, i know it's a useful shorthand, but i don't think there's any such thing as a literal "epstein list" in the sense of a list of names
JEFFREY EPSTEIN, IN AN EMAIL TO HIMSELF:
JEFFREY EPSTEIN, IN AN EMAIL TO HIMSELF:
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
ME FOR THE LAST EIGHT YEARS: look, i know it's a useful shorthand, but i don't think there's any such thing as a literal "epstein list" in the sense of a list of names
JEFFREY EPSTEIN, IN AN EMAIL TO HIMSELF:
JEFFREY EPSTEIN, IN AN EMAIL TO HIMSELF:
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Me, when I'm definitely fine and I've absolutely got this.
Russia unveiled its new humanoid robot, AIdol, in Moscow and it immediately collapsed👏🏼
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Me, when I'm definitely fine and I've absolutely got this.
I replied to someone's post earlier. Not an earth shattering insight or anything. But yknow, pleasant. Anyway I saw they've reposted their own boring ass post without so much as acknowledging my reply. So obviously I've deleted my reply, unfollowed them and blocked them.
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I replied to someone's post earlier. Not an earth shattering insight or anything. But yknow, pleasant. Anyway I saw they've reposted their own boring ass post without so much as acknowledging my reply. So obviously I've deleted my reply, unfollowed them and blocked them.
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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hook JD up to one of those "experience period cramps" machines and watch him crumble before your eyes
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
hook JD up to one of those "experience period cramps" machines and watch him crumble before your eyes
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
This is not something people IRL are talking about. The prominence being given by the media to what is a sabre rattling spat kinda gives credence to those who see politics and media as elitist bubbles.
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is not something people IRL are talking about. The prominence being given by the media to what is a sabre rattling spat kinda gives credence to those who see politics and media as elitist bubbles.
Agree with this. But while I think there aren't conspiracies against clubs, I think there are biases.
+ if you take money from a foreign source and that source has a direct interest in a PL club, you're inviting accusations.
+ I think the boys' club are upset about Coote.
+ many officials are shit.
+ if you take money from a foreign source and that source has a direct interest in a PL club, you're inviting accusations.
+ I think the boys' club are upset about Coote.
+ many officials are shit.
Regarding the disallowed #LFC goal, I don’t believe there are conspiracies against LFC or any club for that matter.
All clubs have a pile of VAR horror stories.
It’s the people officiating VAR and everyone involved at PMGOL who are incompetent, unqualified & just plain rubbish at their jobs.
All clubs have a pile of VAR horror stories.
It’s the people officiating VAR and everyone involved at PMGOL who are incompetent, unqualified & just plain rubbish at their jobs.
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Agree with this. But while I think there aren't conspiracies against clubs, I think there are biases.
+ if you take money from a foreign source and that source has a direct interest in a PL club, you're inviting accusations.
+ I think the boys' club are upset about Coote.
+ many officials are shit.
+ if you take money from a foreign source and that source has a direct interest in a PL club, you're inviting accusations.
+ I think the boys' club are upset about Coote.
+ many officials are shit.
Minor thing which disproportionately pisses me off:
When I Google a product and a list of websites selling that product comes up so I click through and instead of taking me to the product on their site, I end up on the retailer's landing page.
I could power the national grid off the rage induced.
When I Google a product and a list of websites selling that product comes up so I click through and instead of taking me to the product on their site, I end up on the retailer's landing page.
I could power the national grid off the rage induced.
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Minor thing which disproportionately pisses me off:
When I Google a product and a list of websites selling that product comes up so I click through and instead of taking me to the product on their site, I end up on the retailer's landing page.
I could power the national grid off the rage induced.
When I Google a product and a list of websites selling that product comes up so I click through and instead of taking me to the product on their site, I end up on the retailer's landing page.
I could power the national grid off the rage induced.
Sad fucks.
Obvs I mean the tedious bores "winning" the quiz rather than the pub staff.
www.thetimes.com/life-style/f...
Obvs I mean the tedious bores "winning" the quiz rather than the pub staff.
www.thetimes.com/life-style/f...
How pub staff finally rumbled a cheating quiz team
Workers at The Barking Dog in Urmston, Manchester, watched carefully when the same middle-aged team won every weekly quiz — and the prize of a £30 bar tab
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Sad fucks.
Obvs I mean the tedious bores "winning" the quiz rather than the pub staff.
www.thetimes.com/life-style/f...
Obvs I mean the tedious bores "winning" the quiz rather than the pub staff.
www.thetimes.com/life-style/f...
Just watched the Caroline Flack documentary.
Blimey.
I didn't have strong feelings on Caroline Flack and didn't really pay attention to the hoopla around her arrest but I did see the picture of bloodied bedclothes and if you'd asked me I'd have said without hesitation it was her partner's blood.
Blimey.
I didn't have strong feelings on Caroline Flack and didn't really pay attention to the hoopla around her arrest but I did see the picture of bloodied bedclothes and if you'd asked me I'd have said without hesitation it was her partner's blood.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Just watched the Caroline Flack documentary.
Blimey.
I didn't have strong feelings on Caroline Flack and didn't really pay attention to the hoopla around her arrest but I did see the picture of bloodied bedclothes and if you'd asked me I'd have said without hesitation it was her partner's blood.
Blimey.
I didn't have strong feelings on Caroline Flack and didn't really pay attention to the hoopla around her arrest but I did see the picture of bloodied bedclothes and if you'd asked me I'd have said without hesitation it was her partner's blood.
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We'll probably lose against them too
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We'll probably lose against them too
You'd imagine the conference venue has requested payment upfront...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Your Party row erupts over hundreds of thousands of pounds in donations
Clash the latest in months of political infighting between the camps of Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
You'd imagine the conference venue has requested payment upfront...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Woah this was both a gut punch of familiarity and a lovely reassuring hug.
It struck us over the weekend that in the next year we will go from four adults in a small house all in each other's space to just two of us. And it's come round so fast it's kind of caught us by surprise.
It struck us over the weekend that in the next year we will go from four adults in a small house all in each other's space to just two of us. And it's come round so fast it's kind of caught us by surprise.
My sons have left home and I've accidentally become a helicopter parent
I can't stop watching them on social media
inews.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Woah this was both a gut punch of familiarity and a lovely reassuring hug.
It struck us over the weekend that in the next year we will go from four adults in a small house all in each other's space to just two of us. And it's come round so fast it's kind of caught us by surprise.
It struck us over the weekend that in the next year we will go from four adults in a small house all in each other's space to just two of us. And it's come round so fast it's kind of caught us by surprise.
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Too many hard-luck stories in so many of their games this season (Galatasaray pen, United head injury etc). Ultimately the not-great teams leave themselves open to those margins and that's where Liverpool are.
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Too many hard-luck stories in so many of their games this season (Galatasaray pen, United head injury etc). Ultimately the not-great teams leave themselves open to those margins and that's where Liverpool are.
Yeah, that's fair I suppose. I just can't bear the passivity.
if you woulda told me 2 wins out of 3 last Friday i would have taken it. #YNWA
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Yeah, that's fair I suppose. I just can't bear the passivity.
I agreed to do a favour for someone. My shitty grasp of UK geography means I did not realise it would involve a six hour round trip. I thought it was an hour each way. Max.
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I agreed to do a favour for someone. My shitty grasp of UK geography means I did not realise it would involve a six hour round trip. I thought it was an hour each way. Max.
Sadly I need to go out now.
a woman with long brown hair is looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman with long brown hair is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Sadly I need to go out now.
We'd play better with 10 men.
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
We'd play better with 10 men.
The comms on my stream were desperate for a retake.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The comms on my stream were desperate for a retake.
It's harsh yes, but we *know* the refereeing is shite and always will be.
But too many brainfarts week in week out for soft ollies.
But too many brainfarts week in week out for soft ollies.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's harsh yes, but we *know* the refereeing is shite and always will be.
But too many brainfarts week in week out for soft ollies.
But too many brainfarts week in week out for soft ollies.
Honestly could Madrid not have taken him back with them?
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Honestly could Madrid not have taken him back with them?