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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 1d

Good call.

Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 1d

I have lost the will to live

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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 1d

This episode of #TOTP has managed the remarkable feat of starting with Simply Red, then getting worse

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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 2d

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier,
Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty
You're listening to the boy from the big bad city
This is jam hot

Nostalgic Things @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 3d

Tinker, Tailer, Soldier, Spy, Beheaded, Survived

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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 3d

I’m sorry but these sound like vintage esoteric euphemisms for “homosexual”

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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 5d

All is as well as can be expected. Thank you 😊

Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 6d

A bit of a mouthful? Yes.

Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 6d

No wonder he's smiling

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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 16d

Thinking about Christmas presents for my wife. Does anyone know what it smells like?

A sign at the Westfield shopping centre. Reading “Please use the escalator by Prada”.

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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 19d

Not wishing to denigrate the power of owls, but most things are delightful after a bit of skunk.

Two elderly people with an owl. The caption reads 'Chester Oak Grange residents delighted with owls and skunk visit'

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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 21d

The trouble with middle age is that nothing prepares you for those annoying hairs which sprout in places where you'd least expect them - like the fridge.

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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · Sep 25

He would dearly love a bow tie, but I don't want him getting delusions of grandeur

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · Sep 24

Farage wanting to kick people out of the country because they migrated here made me angry and made me think about which best of British people and things wouldn't have happened were it not for the brilliance of immigration to the UK.