Bitsy Von Muffling
@bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social
Actually more cheerful than my online presence would suggest.
I post a lot about my hair and my search for miracle potions. And TV. Lots of TV. A bit of football stuff. I'm not very deep.
I post a lot about my hair and my search for miracle potions. And TV. Lots of TV. A bit of football stuff. I'm not very deep.
I feel like this is becoming a Vicky Beckham snark account but what in the name of broken ankles is going on with these dresses? You're a "cough* fashion designer *cough*. Do you not know anyone who could take them up a few inches?
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I feel like this is becoming a Vicky Beckham snark account but what in the name of broken ankles is going on with these dresses? You're a "cough* fashion designer *cough*. Do you not know anyone who could take them up a few inches?
So why have you only given it 2 stars because this is basically a description of the perfect film
October 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
So why have you only given it 2 stars because this is basically a description of the perfect film
Liverpool Echo with its finger firmly on the pulse of local news
October 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Liverpool Echo with its finger firmly on the pulse of local news
Well no shit! Next up, my article on how soap gets you clean.
October 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Well no shit! Next up, my article on how soap gets you clean.
Hard agree. Yes he's grown up very rich but his parents have explored him since he was a baby. Damn right he should enjoy the proceeds. People forget just how fame hungry Dave and Vicky were. If BB is a useless flop how much of that falls on his parents for teaching him the wrong priorities?
September 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Hard agree. Yes he's grown up very rich but his parents have explored him since he was a baby. Damn right he should enjoy the proceeds. People forget just how fame hungry Dave and Vicky were. If BB is a useless flop how much of that falls on his parents for teaching him the wrong priorities?
Moyes will be furious about the officials favouring Liverpool again. And something something about Anfield?
September 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Moyes will be furious about the officials favouring Liverpool again. And something something about Anfield?
Good to see that vile man is relying on seat filling services. You're done Hun xox
September 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Good to see that vile man is relying on seat filling services. You're done Hun xox
Would you not just Google?
September 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Would you not just Google?
Ah just realised I can cancel anyway instead of waiting for subscription to run out. Fuck them.
September 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Ah just realised I can cancel anyway instead of waiting for subscription to run out. Fuck them.
Good article in this month's Stylist*
*Such a good magazine. It's free so support it because it's articles are usually a decent read. Pick up a copy when you're in Tesco.
*Such a good magazine. It's free so support it because it's articles are usually a decent read. Pick up a copy when you're in Tesco.
September 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Good article in this month's Stylist*
*Such a good magazine. It's free so support it because it's articles are usually a decent read. Pick up a copy when you're in Tesco.
*Such a good magazine. It's free so support it because it's articles are usually a decent read. Pick up a copy when you're in Tesco.
Legit cannot think of anything worse
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September 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Legit cannot think of anything worse
Have been really busy for days and I think I'm at the point where I'm hysterical with tiredness. Anyway I have just actually hooted at this
September 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Have been really busy for days and I think I'm at the point where I'm hysterical with tiredness. Anyway I have just actually hooted at this
And again today. Why is my solution more luck than theirs?
September 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
And again today. Why is my solution more luck than theirs?
Me: I've got more make up than I could ever hope to wear, I don't wear much make up anyway and I'm shite at applying it. And I'm skint.
Also me: I've never wanted anything so much
Also me: I've never wanted anything so much
September 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Me: I've got more make up than I could ever hope to wear, I don't wear much make up anyway and I'm shite at applying it. And I'm skint.
Also me: I've never wanted anything so much
Also me: I've never wanted anything so much
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
September 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
Was he not racist enough? Was that the issue?
September 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Was he not racist enough? Was that the issue?
Is this the educational indoctrination we keep hearing the orange knobhead drone on about?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2...
September 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Is this the educational indoctrination we keep hearing the orange knobhead drone on about?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2...
Supposed to be a lunar eclipse/red moon tonight. Not much difference to my eyes, but it's a lovely clear night anyway.
September 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Supposed to be a lunar eclipse/red moon tonight. Not much difference to my eyes, but it's a lovely clear night anyway.
I really like Freddie Flintoff but 2 mins into his new BBC programme he's been driven round Liverpool grotspots and opining "there's no parks".
News to me but I only live here.
News to me but I only live here.
September 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I really like Freddie Flintoff but 2 mins into his new BBC programme he's been driven round Liverpool grotspots and opining "there's no parks".
News to me but I only live here.
News to me but I only live here.
Years ago these people would've written angry letters in green ink
September 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Years ago these people would've written angry letters in green ink
This is a good point
September 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
This is a good point
A prominent celeb hairdresser so keen to scold everyone that he draws even more attention to Kate's hair.
September 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
A prominent celeb hairdresser so keen to scold everyone that he draws even more attention to Kate's hair.
In a surprise to absolutely no-one. "Yeah you may get detained at the airport, oh and we'll be checking your phone to see if you've said anything mean about our prick of a president and if we DO let you in, you might see some state sponsored abductions. Happy holiday!"
September 4, 2025 at 9:45 AM
In a surprise to absolutely no-one. "Yeah you may get detained at the airport, oh and we'll be checking your phone to see if you've said anything mean about our prick of a president and if we DO let you in, you might see some state sponsored abductions. Happy holiday!"
Stupid American app
September 2, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Stupid American app
For example:
September 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
For example: