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Bitsy Von Muffling
@bitsyvonmuffling.bsky.social
Actually more cheerful than my online presence would suggest.
I post a lot about my hair and my search for miracle potions. And TV. Lots of TV. A bit of football stuff. I'm not very deep.
I feel like this is becoming a Vicky Beckham snark account but what in the name of broken ankles is going on with these dresses? You're a "cough* fashion designer *cough*. Do you not know anyone who could take them up a few inches?
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So why have you only given it 2 stars because this is basically a description of the perfect film
October 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Liverpool Echo with its finger firmly on the pulse of local news
October 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Well no shit! Next up, my article on how soap gets you clean.
October 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Hard agree. Yes he's grown up very rich but his parents have explored him since he was a baby. Damn right he should enjoy the proceeds. People forget just how fame hungry Dave and Vicky were. If BB is a useless flop how much of that falls on his parents for teaching him the wrong priorities?
September 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Moyes will be furious about the officials favouring Liverpool again. And something something about Anfield?
September 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Good to see that vile man is relying on seat filling services. You're done Hun xox
September 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Would you not just Google?
September 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ah just realised I can cancel anyway instead of waiting for subscription to run out. Fuck them.
September 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Good article in this month's Stylist*

*Such a good magazine. It's free so support it because it's articles are usually a decent read. Pick up a copy when you're in Tesco.
September 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Legit cannot think of anything worse
September 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Have been really busy for days and I think I'm at the point where I'm hysterical with tiredness. Anyway I have just actually hooted at this
September 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
And again today. Why is my solution more luck than theirs?
September 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Me: I've got more make up than I could ever hope to wear, I don't wear much make up anyway and I'm shite at applying it. And I'm skint.

Also me: I've never wanted anything so much
September 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
September 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Was he not racist enough? Was that the issue?
September 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Is this the educational indoctrination we keep hearing the orange knobhead drone on about?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2...
September 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Supposed to be a lunar eclipse/red moon tonight. Not much difference to my eyes, but it's a lovely clear night anyway.
September 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I really like Freddie Flintoff but 2 mins into his new BBC programme he's been driven round Liverpool grotspots and opining "there's no parks".

News to me but I only live here.
September 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Years ago these people would've written angry letters in green ink
September 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
This is a good point
September 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
A prominent celeb hairdresser so keen to scold everyone that he draws even more attention to Kate's hair.
September 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
In a surprise to absolutely no-one. "Yeah you may get detained at the airport, oh and we'll be checking your phone to see if you've said anything mean about our prick of a president and if we DO let you in, you might see some state sponsored abductions. Happy holiday!"
September 4, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Stupid American app
September 2, 2025 at 8:33 AM
For example:
September 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM