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Coach Mustard (aka velospence)
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phila, pa | PMA | NO JERKS
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FIRE WALK WITH ME
watching Boonen and Friends CX and dudes are definitely racing 40s
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Primoz Roglic: "Winning the Tour de France is still the big dream"

RB going full Movistar for the 2026 Tour confirmed
Primoz Roglic: "Ganar el Tour de Francia sigue siendo el gran sueño"
El corredor repasó en MARCA durante el Criterium de Saitama su momento actual, su ambición, la espina clavada de 2020 y la evolución del equipo, con la mirada puesta en volver a luchar por la 'Grande ...
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November 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Arne Slot 🤝 Nick Sirianni
coaches that won their respective leagues last year that have keyboard jockeys calling for their heads
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
KP and me at fountain porter in south philly yesterday
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
no early premier league, no cyclocross

is this even a weekend?
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
the eagles could start flying about now
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i did not stop for a piece of pizza :/ but that was a fun mixed surface smash

fuck black friday.
BL*CK FR*D*Y ride outside ✅

mixed surfaces, sick vistas, PMA!
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Reposted by Coach Mustard (aka velospence)
BL*CK FR*D*Y ride outside ✅

mixed surfaces, sick vistas, PMA!
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
David Lynch's Spider Noir double trilogy
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
i am going to try a new approach to layering on my ride today.

yesterday was 40° and i wore a base layer, LS jersey, and a hardshell and was a sweaty mess as soon as i got home. it was very uncomfortable.

similar today i am just going to try the base layer, LS jersey, and windbreaker vest.
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
the most unrealistic part of Homeward Bound is the family not giving the three animals a deep clean wash as soon as they got home and thanksgiving dinner getting cold
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
me not trying to spend money on bl*ck fr*d*y

me also waking up and remembering we don't have coffee.
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
big facts
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Reposted by Coach Mustard (aka velospence)
In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
over here poking holes in ever scene of Miracle on 34th St
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
happy classic bike ride, food takes 3x as long to cook, have a couple beers, and now i’m loopy and making shit up as i go day
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i thought we canceled Jack White
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
so fucking cool
LOVE everything about this! MIW is working on a series of street sign installations to help Philly bus commuters. Future travel signs will be created in collaboration with other street artists who don’t drive. The artist hopes to install 10 of them around the city to encourage SEPTA to innovate.
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
thankful to have MLK all to myself today
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
ok the Spider Man float can stay
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
america is so wholesome

oh wait here's a country singer singing about getting wrecked on tequila to kids while on a vegetable float

we're so fucking confused as a country, man
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i am excited for the Zohran htitpieces asking any he wasn't at the Macy's Parade as he ladles gravy onto mashed potatoes onto someone's plate that couldn't afford to get within 20 blocks of the parade.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM