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Bitsy Von Muffling
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Actually more cheerful than my online presence would suggest.
I post a lot about my hair and my search for miracle potions. And TV. Lots of TV. A bit of football stuff. I'm not very deep.
I've literally not heard a single person saying "what do you think of Starmer v Streeting". And the amount of attention given to Andrew's missing hyphen in Mountbatten Windsor too.
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
And tbf we were actually blameless in that - it was his big gob, and his "mate" filming which ballsed things up for him. We were just observers but I still think they blame us for it.
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Newcastle cared about Newcastle city centre and that they were willing to defend their club's owners on this point while minimising human rights abused suggested sports washing worked. They quote-tweeted me with
"This is why everyone hates scousers"
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The conspiracy thing made me laugh most on Twitter. A Newcastle fan suggested the PL had an issue with their ownership because they've invested in renovations in Newcastle city centre and the PL didn't want that apparently.
I commented they were over-estimating how much people outside of
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I still wonder whether I did enough and their experiences will stay with me forever. I can't imagine how I'd have felt if things had ended the same way for either of them.

I hope Mollie knows that her love and support will have been such comfort to Caroline. She came across as an amazing woman.
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Oh also, I meant to say... Caroline's friend Mollie absolutely did her proud. I hope she never feels in any way as if she let Caroline down.

Sadly I've had two friends in the last year who've each needed significant support and while I'd do the same things again, it took so much out of me.
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Are they still a police officer? And if so, if lies can be told about a famous person with access to expensive legal representation what does that mean for Joe Public?
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Obvs the winners are not bullshit but the awards themselves - so the Scum can try and pretend it gives a shit.

I wonder why the doc didn't name the Met DI who appealed against the CPS decision to just caution? Especially since it seems they were less than honest about what had happened.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Like, there's a clip of Kerry Katona crying saying her death must not be in vain. But she works with The Scum (and I know this because it rankles every time the Echo portrays her as one of us).

But it's not just Kerry. It's all of them. Turning up to their "Who Cares Wins" bullshit awards?
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
And of course, I'd heard the prosecutor's comments that it was like a horror film.

So imagine my surprise to learn it was Caroline's own blood from self harm.

Dear God!

So many questions. Why wasn't she sectioned instead of arrested?

And why do celebs still work with The Scum?
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Aw yes that was lovely of them. We think our last cat knew and found somewhere peaceful to go (under my chest of drawers where she didn't usually go) so maybe yours did something similar xxx
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM