Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.
@birchchirper.bsky.social
Heavily into the world of magnets
This is very rude and very superficial of me but I think you can learn most of what you need to know about the OU story by looking at a picture of the complainant.
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is very rude and very superficial of me but I think you can learn most of what you need to know about the OU story by looking at a picture of the complainant.
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Hegseth in particular is directly and specifically fanatical about the idea that he is entitled to kill without any constraint or limit whatsoever
It's about the worst principle you could articulate! It makes him the enemy of all mankind
It's about the worst principle you could articulate! It makes him the enemy of all mankind
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hegseth in particular is directly and specifically fanatical about the idea that he is entitled to kill without any constraint or limit whatsoever
It's about the worst principle you could articulate! It makes him the enemy of all mankind
It's about the worst principle you could articulate! It makes him the enemy of all mankind
"Strong floor, no ceiling," I mutter to myself, diligently doing kegels while I watch tv
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"Strong floor, no ceiling," I mutter to myself, diligently doing kegels while I watch tv
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the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
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sunshine: comes from heaven, bright, warm, gives life too all
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
sunshine: comes from heaven, bright, warm, gives life too all
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
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on your first day in prison, go up to the biggest inmate in there and ask them for the syllabus- it's actually more helpful than you think
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
on your first day in prison, go up to the biggest inmate in there and ask them for the syllabus- it's actually more helpful than you think
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this dumb shit is what i mean when i say this is a purely aesthetic “politics.” yeah man, why can’t we have a fusion of cosmopolitan social democracy and revanchist hierarchies of wealth and privilege? tough question.
Matt Stoller: “..Trump & Mamdani defeated establishment in their own way, representing hunger of voters on the right & left who want something different. If those sides cd come together.. that would be a sea change in how we organize our political economy”.
www.thebignewsletter.com/p/monopoly-r...
www.thebignewsletter.com/p/monopoly-r...
Monopoly Round-Up: Why the Establishment Freaked Out Over a Mamdani-Trump Press Conference
Meta wins its antitrust case, there are now two fire truck antitrust claims, the stock market got wobbly, and Larry Summers was exiled from the establishment, at least for now.
www.thebignewsletter.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
this dumb shit is what i mean when i say this is a purely aesthetic “politics.” yeah man, why can’t we have a fusion of cosmopolitan social democracy and revanchist hierarchies of wealth and privilege? tough question.
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To make a joke just take a normal thought and twist until it screams
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
To make a joke just take a normal thought and twist until it screams
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
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my most compelling reason for why ai shouldn't be used in animation i that i want to see freaky shit made by the whackiest perverts imaginable
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
my most compelling reason for why ai shouldn't be used in animation i that i want to see freaky shit made by the whackiest perverts imaginable
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
Me lifting weights in the back yard:
when my joints crackle that signals evil spirits are leaving my body
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Me lifting weights in the back yard:
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Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
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Why does everyone hate lazy people so much? We didn't even do anything.
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Why does everyone hate lazy people so much? We didn't even do anything.
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I remain pure in that I've never listened to a podcast.
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I remain pure in that I've never listened to a podcast.
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17/11/25 - nocturn
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
17/11/25 - nocturn
Depressed so I'm watching the Latin Grammys. Congratulations Gloria Estefan
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Depressed so I'm watching the Latin Grammys. Congratulations Gloria Estefan
The left is the faction of moral realism and moral righteousness and the right knows only faithless, reprehensible, self-serving amorality. Why not embrace it? Cleansing fire sure sounds good to me!
man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The left is the faction of moral realism and moral righteousness and the right knows only faithless, reprehensible, self-serving amorality. Why not embrace it? Cleansing fire sure sounds good to me!
"STEM" fetishization was always designed to create a knowledge worker class but without the inconvenient critical awareness, humanistic values, or social support systems
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"STEM" fetishization was always designed to create a knowledge worker class but without the inconvenient critical awareness, humanistic values, or social support systems
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Once I was manic and ordered live mealworms in the mail and set up bins and hatched a ton of beetles. #insects #BugSky #bipolar #MentalHealth
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Once I was manic and ordered live mealworms in the mail and set up bins and hatched a ton of beetles. #insects #BugSky #bipolar #MentalHealth
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Talarico's response is so cool though. "Jesus followed strippers, and are we not commanded to live like Him?" beastmode lmao
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Talarico's response is so cool though. "Jesus followed strippers, and are we not commanded to live like Him?" beastmode lmao
An unfortunate building to exist directly across from my therapist's office
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
An unfortunate building to exist directly across from my therapist's office
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Personally, I do things not because they’re easy, but because I incorrectly thought they’d be easy
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Personally, I do things not because they’re easy, but because I incorrectly thought they’d be easy