Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.
@birchchirper.bsky.social
Heavily into the world of magnets
Just woke up from a refreshing eighty-year nap, think I'll post some opinions on the internet
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Just woke up from a refreshing eighty-year nap, think I'll post some opinions on the internet
They sell him weed
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
They sell him weed
Only Devo is allowed to do this
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Only Devo is allowed to do this
In a just world, a degree in classics would get you a job at Hebrew National right out of college
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
In a just world, a degree in classics would get you a job at Hebrew National right out of college
A real "two households, both alike in dignity" situation here
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A real "two households, both alike in dignity" situation here
My grandfather was a traveling salesman from Pasadena who may have invented the radiator roast (cooking a brisket with potatoes and carrots inside the hood of your car)
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My grandfather was a traveling salesman from Pasadena who may have invented the radiator roast (cooking a brisket with potatoes and carrots inside the hood of your car)
If you're cold, they're cold ❤️
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If you're cold, they're cold ❤️
Maybe if we as a society had intervened sooner we could have diverted her from fascist influencing into a career in real estate or pharmaceutical sales
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Maybe if we as a society had intervened sooner we could have diverted her from fascist influencing into a career in real estate or pharmaceutical sales
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.
Hegseth in particular is directly and specifically fanatical about the idea that he is entitled to kill without any constraint or limit whatsoever
It's about the worst principle you could articulate! It makes him the enemy of all mankind
It's about the worst principle you could articulate! It makes him the enemy of all mankind
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hegseth in particular is directly and specifically fanatical about the idea that he is entitled to kill without any constraint or limit whatsoever
It's about the worst principle you could articulate! It makes him the enemy of all mankind
It's about the worst principle you could articulate! It makes him the enemy of all mankind
Make it based trad genocide themed. Go nuts. Fuck off.
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Make it based trad genocide themed. Go nuts. Fuck off.
"I don't like the example setting packaged with 5e" Okay. Make up your own fantasy world. That's the point of this whole exercise
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"I don't like the example setting packaged with 5e" Okay. Make up your own fantasy world. That's the point of this whole exercise
My time on the college newspaper copy desk gave me a real love for ruthlessly pursuing a style guide's contradictions to their logical conclusions, readability and reasonableness be damned. The style guide as suicide pact
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
My time on the college newspaper copy desk gave me a real love for ruthlessly pursuing a style guide's contradictions to their logical conclusions, readability and reasonableness be damned. The style guide as suicide pact
Hooting, hollering, etc
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hooting, hollering, etc
What's the deal with "kinetic" anyway? When you fire off a bunch of weaponry from a jet things do have a tendency to be moving around, yes. Not sure that it merits particular emphasis
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
What's the deal with "kinetic" anyway? When you fire off a bunch of weaponry from a jet things do have a tendency to be moving around, yes. Not sure that it merits particular emphasis
I wonder. He's incredibly hateful, of course, so much so that he may both recognize that this was said about the Jewish refugees of the 19th and 20th centuries and believe it. He hates them for being "weak," hates himself for being related to them, hates his ancestors for giving birth to him.
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I wonder. He's incredibly hateful, of course, so much so that he may both recognize that this was said about the Jewish refugees of the 19th and 20th centuries and believe it. He hates them for being "weak," hates himself for being related to them, hates his ancestors for giving birth to him.
I desperately want to close my emails with "your most humble and obedient servant," but have been told it makes me seem "insane"
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I desperately want to close my emails with "your most humble and obedient servant," but have been told it makes me seem "insane"
He was 52
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
He was 52
I made a wiki for our d&d game! I made an event calendar for shows I want to see in town! I got a stupid domain name for my email address! It all looks like it was made with, like, angelfire web tools! The internet can still be fun!
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I made a wiki for our d&d game! I made an event calendar for shows I want to see in town! I got a stupid domain name for my email address! It all looks like it was made with, like, angelfire web tools! The internet can still be fun!
chalamydia
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
chalamydia
Holding out for the @klingonpopwarrior.com version
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Holding out for the @klingonpopwarrior.com version
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.
sunshine: comes from heaven, bright, warm, gives life too all
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
sunshine: comes from heaven, bright, warm, gives life too all
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death
oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death