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if the algorithm puts me in the discover feed I will face pfrazee and march backward into hell
6 of my dwarves worship the god of suicide, and 8 worship the god of misery and torture. hm.
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Trump will punish them if they don't comply, and Democrats will meekly declare that we must look forward, not backward, if they retake power, so doing the monstrous crimes is in some sense just rational decision-making

seems bad!
You’re going to need to fire a substantial number of GOFOs and nearly every JAG will need their law licenses challenged in various jurisdictions.

It’s clear that The Drunk shouting orders to commit crimes led to crimes being committed and no one is stopping it.

Ds do not have the bench to lead.
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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it's called Baldur's Gate not Baldur's Straight, stop doing het romances you freaks
September 11, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Honestly I'm very willing to be a single issue voter where my single issue is "show trial for Miller"
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
she's defrosting
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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i feel like if it was just the crazy sex stuff this would be the take but there's a big "she consistently acted in ways that should have ended her career as a political journalist and nobody cared". like, she told the rfk jr campaign who was *her source* that was leaking stories from the campaign
you know, what if they aren't actually a commentary on journalism or the state of media. what if these people are just extremely weird
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This is one of the reasons I hate "indexed to 100% at..." and similar charts. The intuitive reading of this chart is wrong on a lot of details, e.g. UK consumption wasn't above US pre COVID, it was growing less than the US's so e.g. UK 2019Q1 was closer to UK 2019Q4 levels than US2019Q1 to US2019Q4
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
extremely online French breakaway state
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This chart doesn't just imply but actually outright *states* that they were asking people how satisfied they were with the job Starmer was doing as PM for years before he became PM (which I assume they weren't actually doing)
i know this looks bad, & i know a leadership challenge would be very ugly indeed, but i honestly believe streeting or mahmood could get that number even lower
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Hm
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Reform is a bet that the British public is too stupid to understand that if you make more people leave, the number of people leaving goes up

so far it's looking like that bet will pay off handsomely
YOU WANTED NET IMMIGRATION TO COME DOWN! THIS IS WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE!
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
shit my "nuzzi" mute expired
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
so the impression I'm getting through my various mutes is that, as we've known since at least the Bush administration, the American political press is deeply corrupt and untrustworthy and we should all treat it with contempt?
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It'll be pretty easy to explain: "there was a bipartisan consensus that consequences are for the fucking peasants, not for real people who matter"
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
YIMBYs will be like "oh so you just don't want to build homes" and it'll be because you said you don't think it's a good idea to abolish the electrical code
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
earth sneezed
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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i think this post buried the lede that there *was* an underage character in the alpha build submitted for review
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ok with this added context...this *has* to be some sort of paranoia about the UK's bonkers child safety law within their legal team, right?
Worth paying attention to: HORSES is a disturbing and compelling work of art.

Steam, the nearest platform to monopoly for PC games, has pre-emptively banned HORSES with a vague and spurious accusation that it features underage characters, despite the game having no such characters or context.
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Honestly if you care the tiniest bit about sports and can't feel at least a bit of joy watching the Bears pull off implausible 4th quarter win after implausible 4th quarter win to somehow end up top of their division you have no heart

(Packers fans excepted, I'm not a monster)
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
as opposed to text sites like bluesky which as we all know has virtually zero doomers, right?
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Some of the replies to this are just "yeah because they're billionaires" and I think that's missing what makes it all so disturbing. A lot of these people are like, Jews from the generation immediately after the Holocaust. It's *incomprehensible* that they dismiss shit like Musk doing Hitler salutes
i went through like nine separate revisions of this tweet because the actual substance of it -- "conservative jewish billionaires somehow don't care about antisemitism against american jews" -- has the pattern of an antisemitic conspiracy theory but is substantively the inverse of one.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
somebody just started a conversation with "it finally happened" and for one brief moment I felt something in the frozen depths of my soul before I realized they didn't mean *it*
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM