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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D

@drbourbonstein.bsky.social

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Chicago ex-pat. Waukegan hype-man. Amateur mocktail maker. Aspiring horologist. Lawn Guy™. Ravioli (the crested gecko) wrangler. He/Him - Bro/Dude/Guy

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 3h

I'm here to help!

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 3h

I keep cheese curds and powdered gravy mix on hand in case I ever need impromptu poutine.

Got a stay prepared.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 6h

we saw wet hot american summer at the cinema village iirc on 12th when it came out and we were the only two people in the theater and i think the only time ive laughed harder at the movies is during jackass when chris pontius drank horse semen and this guy in front of us hurled

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 7h

Anyone have any opinions on Morgan Coghill for IL-10? I guess he's running against Schneider.

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 9h

This,but specifically the live version from 2003 off The Cunted Circus.

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 14h

tour guide: what does the future hold for Apple TV? Let's just say we've got a few ideas up our sleeve.

homer: like what?
tour guide: I'd rather not get into it right now?

homer: why not?
tour guide: all right. we don't have any ideas for the future. we got nothing. happy?

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 11h

He's about 2.5yrs now. Looks great, but we think he's going to try to brumate this year for the first time, so we're keeping an eye on him.

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 12h

He's really, really angling for that Nobel Prize.

If Obama gets one, Trump is entitled, right?

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 12h

There's like 10 numbers (not counting 588-2300) that I'll seemingly always remember from grade and highschool in the 80s and 90s.

I always want to call and see who picks up. Maybe the families are still there? Who knows?

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 13h

Jam-Jam came out and graces us with his presence today. Behold, the boy.

A uromastyx lizard atop a succulent plant

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 15h

It isn't that short, it's still chin length.

Until 2.5 years ago, I had kept my head shaved for years. I then grew it out out of (joking) spite. My wife said I couldn't, so I did.

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

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The Ballerina - Short Horror Film

YouTube video by Social House Films

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

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Curve | Terrifying Short Film About a Woman Trapped Above a Sentient Abyss

YouTube video by Short of the Week

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

Uh, have you seen the Ballerina or Curve on YouTube?

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

*I like

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

I will throw on someone doing Let's Plays of some games unlike or some from my childhood on YouTube while I go about doing other things.

Not a fan of quiet, I guess.

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

I stopped watching him a couple years back when he kinda decided to just do Gacha-style games. I watched him for a lot of years doing the Binding of Isaac games/DLCs though.

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

I almost feel bad for Northernlion getting dragged into it like this.

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

It's funny from a distance, but I'm certainly not going to engage with that level of kooky.

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

Listen to that motor purr.

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

If you're looking for wildly unique, under $300, but it is a quartz, the Seiko SMW006A Metronome watch is super cool, and I really want one eventually.

A Seiko SMW006A Metronome watch with white dial

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

You can't go wrong with a Seiko 5, or a Vostok Amphibia if you're looking for reasonable mechanical watches. Boderry has a pretty cool line of titanium watches that are ridiculously affordable.

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Jeff Tischauser @jtischauser.bsky.social · 1d

This is my family’s cemetery. Generations of us are here. DHS thugs attacked the workers who laid my father to rest and tend to his gravesite. i dont know whether to cry or yell. I hope these DHS thugs find no peace in this life and the next.

Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 1d

ICE attacks cemetery workers trying to help a man in the Des Plaines river www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMUmUjPs/

Caught on camera… ICE agents clash with suburban cemetery workers trying to help man in Des Plaines River… #wgn9 #ice #operationmidwayblitz #immigration

TikTok video by WGN9Chicago

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not here to kink shame, but that just seems unhygienic.

Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 1d

shrek from the movie shrek is smiling while laying on the ground

Alt: shrek from the movie shrek is smiling while laying on the ground

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