BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
@bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
𖤐 MDNI 🔞
𖤐 she/they/Mommy
𖤐 37yo Mama to a 16yo 🐢Shell Baby🐢 named Tyrus💜
𖤐 poly pan-demi-hyper-sexual succubus dreamgurl
𖤐 💜♾️ @adozenblackroses.bsky.social ♾️💜
𖤐 in a closed relationship 🔐
𖤐 $jnics10
𖤐 she/they/Mommy
𖤐 37yo Mama to a 16yo 🐢Shell Baby🐢 named Tyrus💜
𖤐 poly pan-demi-hyper-sexual succubus dreamgurl
𖤐 💜♾️ @adozenblackroses.bsky.social ♾️💜
𖤐 in a closed relationship 🔐
𖤐 $jnics10
Pinned
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
Sitting in your seat and silently tsk-tsking whilst masking it as peaceful “protest” accomplishes nothing against Fascists. MLK also revoked his stance about peace. The administration of Fascism got to this point, not because of violence, but because of peaceful complacency paving the way for them.
March 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sitting in your seat and silently tsk-tsking whilst masking it as peaceful “protest” accomplishes nothing against Fascists. MLK also revoked his stance about peace. The administration of Fascism got to this point, not because of violence, but because of peaceful complacency paving the way for them.
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
if you’re neutral milk hotel in the face of oppression you are an oppressor milk hotel
February 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
if you’re neutral milk hotel in the face of oppression you are an oppressor milk hotel
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
We're a repubthick not a slimocracy
February 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We're a repubthick not a slimocracy
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
there aren't enough hotdogs in the world to show you how much I love you. but I am going to try.
February 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
there aren't enough hotdogs in the world to show you how much I love you. but I am going to try.
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
me to all of you:
February 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
me to all of you:
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
easy. whenever you have an inanimate object and you’re not sure what to do with it, the answer is always the same: have sex with it
February 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
easy. whenever you have an inanimate object and you’re not sure what to do with it, the answer is always the same: have sex with it
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
we must eat them, slowly, and with purpose. we must become fibrous; we must become closer to plant.
February 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
we must eat them, slowly, and with purpose. we must become fibrous; we must become closer to plant.
my tortoise and i are talking about you just fyi
February 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
my tortoise and i are talking about you just fyi
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
haha nice post dude. I'm going to put you in the panopticon
February 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
haha nice post dude. I'm going to put you in the panopticon
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
can’t wait for polls like ‘20% of americans say “unsure” if purge is bad or not’
February 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
can’t wait for polls like ‘20% of americans say “unsure” if purge is bad or not’
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
Paul: "Have a Ring-GO at him"
Ringo: "I'll snuff the light out from his eyes"
Ringo: "I'll snuff the light out from his eyes"
February 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Paul: "Have a Ring-GO at him"
Ringo: "I'll snuff the light out from his eyes"
Ringo: "I'll snuff the light out from his eyes"
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
Yoko is definitely there and making suggestions as to how to kick my ass in new ways but it will be misrepresented by fans of the band as being the cause of why the band stopped beating me up in an alley, which is that I threw up
bsky.app/profile/chac...
bsky.app/profile/chac...
Is Yoko there? I'm invested now, I need all the details.
February 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Yoko is definitely there and making suggestions as to how to kick my ass in new ways but it will be misrepresented by fans of the band as being the cause of why the band stopped beating me up in an alley, which is that I threw up
bsky.app/profile/chac...
bsky.app/profile/chac...
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
LOOK AT HIMB
February 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
LOOK AT HIMB
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
foreskin regrowth and bisexuality (assuming lacking both)
February 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
foreskin regrowth and bisexuality (assuming lacking both)
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
"Oh don't worry babe, it's just 5 seconds. Plus, you can skip them!"
*10 years later*
"Sorry babe, time for your 1-hour ad break"
*10 years later*
"Sorry babe, time for your 1-hour ad break"
February 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"Oh don't worry babe, it's just 5 seconds. Plus, you can skip them!"
*10 years later*
"Sorry babe, time for your 1-hour ad break"
*10 years later*
"Sorry babe, time for your 1-hour ad break"
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
I love the power of debate
February 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I love the power of debate
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
Getting sucked imto a tornado<<<getting sucked off in a tornado
February 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Getting sucked imto a tornado<<<getting sucked off in a tornado
Reposted by BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
How was your day?
[flashback to me getting sucked into a tornado] pretty good
[flashback to me getting sucked into a tornado] pretty good
February 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
How was your day?
[flashback to me getting sucked into a tornado] pretty good
[flashback to me getting sucked into a tornado] pretty good