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BonkoBoi
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Be kind
Jingle Bell Rock implies the existence of Jingle Bell Djent
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
After opening a stuck jar, tell your partner you have that “gorilla grip”
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m not sure if i made this up, but didnt the head of the FBI say “we’ll meet again in Valhalla”?
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Sleepy af
December 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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our reckoning is upon us
December 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
CBS Nightly News: Haven’t gamers been through enough?
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This holiday season, try being nice to someone on this site (me)
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Dude
"Draw. Create. If not for others, then at least for yourself. Now, more than ever."
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Lot: this food is bland. i wish it had more seasoning

A finger on the monkey’s paw curls
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Picking and choosing which buffs to add to my car
You ever get your car fixed? On weed?
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You ever get your car fixed? On weed?
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Rewatching mad men and i am pretty sure the janitor (Achilles) is in the game LA Noire
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
SOB mentality
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
There’s this new viral hack to buy my product
December 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits…
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The masculine urge to clap your heels like a seal so you don’t get too much snow in your car
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I can’t poop
Leisure Suit Larry
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Goro y Moi
January 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This one is my work computer and this one is my home calmputer where i scroll endlessly to soothe my spirit
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Here, have a think, on the house.
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Enshartification
December 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If you give a mouse a synthesizer, he’s going to ask for a sequencer
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Putting on my candy coated shell for the holidays
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Thinking that letting the cat out of the bag would ease everyones concerns, but it only invited more questions about why i brought it in a bag to begin with.
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
When i ask if everything is ok, i don’t really mean everything. I just mean the ok stuff.
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM