BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
@bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
𖤐 MDNI 🔞
𖤐 she/they/Mommy
𖤐 37yo Mama to a 16yo 🐢Shell Baby🐢 named Tyrus💜
𖤐 poly pan-demi-hyper-sexual succubus dreamgurl
𖤐 💜♾️ @adozenblackroses.bsky.social ♾️💜
𖤐 in a closed relationship 🔐
𖤐 $jnics10
𖤐 she/they/Mommy
𖤐 37yo Mama to a 16yo 🐢Shell Baby🐢 named Tyrus💜
𖤐 poly pan-demi-hyper-sexual succubus dreamgurl
𖤐 💜♾️ @adozenblackroses.bsky.social ♾️💜
𖤐 in a closed relationship 🔐
𖤐 $jnics10
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Sitting in your seat and silently tsk-tsking whilst masking it as peaceful “protest” accomplishes nothing against Fascists. MLK also revoked his stance about peace. The administration of Fascism got to this point, not because of violence, but because of peaceful complacency paving the way for them.
March 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sitting in your seat and silently tsk-tsking whilst masking it as peaceful “protest” accomplishes nothing against Fascists. MLK also revoked his stance about peace. The administration of Fascism got to this point, not because of violence, but because of peaceful complacency paving the way for them.
(im sure it's a great shirt and I'm sure Tyrus would try to bite it 😁🐢😁)
February 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
(im sure it's a great shirt and I'm sure Tyrus would try to bite it 😁🐢😁)
yes what were you thinking?!!!
February 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
yes what were you thinking?!!!
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if you’re neutral milk hotel in the face of oppression you are an oppressor milk hotel
February 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
if you’re neutral milk hotel in the face of oppression you are an oppressor milk hotel
this is so damn cool!!! what an awesome experience too!!! that makes me happy you were able to learn and find your people all while building something beautiful.
that's the kinda thing all of us truly need fr 💜🐢💜
that's the kinda thing all of us truly need fr 💜🐢💜
February 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
this is so damn cool!!! what an awesome experience too!!! that makes me happy you were able to learn and find your people all while building something beautiful.
that's the kinda thing all of us truly need fr 💜🐢💜
that's the kinda thing all of us truly need fr 💜🐢💜
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We're a repubthick not a slimocracy
February 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We're a repubthick not a slimocracy
oh god yeah we've been trying to get all our shell buds together for a play date at some point! should be adorable and hilarious once we do 😁🐢😂
such a big beautiful kitty!!! Tyrus LOVES cats, im def gonna show him this pic once he wakes up from his nap hehe
such a big beautiful kitty!!! Tyrus LOVES cats, im def gonna show him this pic once he wakes up from his nap hehe
February 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
oh god yeah we've been trying to get all our shell buds together for a play date at some point! should be adorable and hilarious once we do 😁🐢😂
such a big beautiful kitty!!! Tyrus LOVES cats, im def gonna show him this pic once he wakes up from his nap hehe
such a big beautiful kitty!!! Tyrus LOVES cats, im def gonna show him this pic once he wakes up from his nap hehe
yes there was a rescue in Brookfield i worked with! & another up north I forget the name of!
omg an iguana or monitor lizard would be so amazing to have as a friend!
my big dream is to someday get enough money & land to run a reptile sanctuary for all the older buds that go unadopted at rescues 🥺
omg an iguana or monitor lizard would be so amazing to have as a friend!
my big dream is to someday get enough money & land to run a reptile sanctuary for all the older buds that go unadopted at rescues 🥺
February 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
yes there was a rescue in Brookfield i worked with! & another up north I forget the name of!
omg an iguana or monitor lizard would be so amazing to have as a friend!
my big dream is to someday get enough money & land to run a reptile sanctuary for all the older buds that go unadopted at rescues 🥺
omg an iguana or monitor lizard would be so amazing to have as a friend!
my big dream is to someday get enough money & land to run a reptile sanctuary for all the older buds that go unadopted at rescues 🥺
there's so many tortoise people here it's awesome!! we joined a group of old ladies w tortoises who go out to dinner every month! 🥰🐢🥰
so far we've only met Sulcata & desert tortoise friends tho, so Tyrus is still looking for a Redfooted lady tort to be his gf 🥲 someday he'll find love lol
so far we've only met Sulcata & desert tortoise friends tho, so Tyrus is still looking for a Redfooted lady tort to be his gf 🥲 someday he'll find love lol
February 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
there's so many tortoise people here it's awesome!! we joined a group of old ladies w tortoises who go out to dinner every month! 🥰🐢🥰
so far we've only met Sulcata & desert tortoise friends tho, so Tyrus is still looking for a Redfooted lady tort to be his gf 🥲 someday he'll find love lol
so far we've only met Sulcata & desert tortoise friends tho, so Tyrus is still looking for a Redfooted lady tort to be his gf 🥲 someday he'll find love lol
ya a proper turtle habitat/tort table takes a LOT of work to build & can be a big investment. plus at some point ur going to need to rebuild it as ur Shell Bud grows!
most ppl aren't prepared for all that work & think reptiles are just cool to look at. its good uve done ur research!
most ppl aren't prepared for all that work & think reptiles are just cool to look at. its good uve done ur research!
February 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ya a proper turtle habitat/tort table takes a LOT of work to build & can be a big investment. plus at some point ur going to need to rebuild it as ur Shell Bud grows!
most ppl aren't prepared for all that work & think reptiles are just cool to look at. its good uve done ur research!
most ppl aren't prepared for all that work & think reptiles are just cool to look at. its good uve done ur research!
aaaa! omg I LOVE chameleons 🥰 they're so silly!!
ok tbh I just love all reptiles lol.
I started many yrs ago working w reptile rescues in Chicago helping rehab tree frogs, geckos, turtles, eventually ended up rescuing & rehabbing a baby gator, then Tyrus found me.
it's a lifestyle 😂
ok tbh I just love all reptiles lol.
I started many yrs ago working w reptile rescues in Chicago helping rehab tree frogs, geckos, turtles, eventually ended up rescuing & rehabbing a baby gator, then Tyrus found me.
it's a lifestyle 😂
February 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
aaaa! omg I LOVE chameleons 🥰 they're so silly!!
ok tbh I just love all reptiles lol.
I started many yrs ago working w reptile rescues in Chicago helping rehab tree frogs, geckos, turtles, eventually ended up rescuing & rehabbing a baby gator, then Tyrus found me.
it's a lifestyle 😂
ok tbh I just love all reptiles lol.
I started many yrs ago working w reptile rescues in Chicago helping rehab tree frogs, geckos, turtles, eventually ended up rescuing & rehabbing a baby gator, then Tyrus found me.
it's a lifestyle 😂
we were in Chicago and now we're in the desert of Phoenix AZ. It's taken some big adjustments but Tyrus is def happier here
important to note tho that Ty is a Redfooted Tort so he has much different habitat needs than a Russian & couldn't live outside in any climate that isn't tropical.
important to note tho that Ty is a Redfooted Tort so he has much different habitat needs than a Russian & couldn't live outside in any climate that isn't tropical.
February 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
we were in Chicago and now we're in the desert of Phoenix AZ. It's taken some big adjustments but Tyrus is def happier here
important to note tho that Ty is a Redfooted Tort so he has much different habitat needs than a Russian & couldn't live outside in any climate that isn't tropical.
important to note tho that Ty is a Redfooted Tort so he has much different habitat needs than a Russian & couldn't live outside in any climate that isn't tropical.
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easy. whenever you have an inanimate object and you’re not sure what to do with it, the answer is always the same: have sex with it
February 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
easy. whenever you have an inanimate object and you’re not sure what to do with it, the answer is always the same: have sex with it
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we must eat them, slowly, and with purpose. we must become fibrous; we must become closer to plant.
February 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
we must eat them, slowly, and with purpose. we must become fibrous; we must become closer to plant.
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haha nice post dude. I'm going to put you in the panopticon
February 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
haha nice post dude. I'm going to put you in the panopticon
ive been waiting for this thank you
a yellow among us character with a dog 's legs and face .
Alt: a yellow among us character with a dog 's legs and face .
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February 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ive been waiting for this thank you
believe me i am trying so hard to damage those parts of my brain but the drugs aren't working fast enough 😭
February 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
believe me i am trying so hard to damage those parts of my brain but the drugs aren't working fast enough 😭
BOOM yes there it is!! ✨
February 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
BOOM yes there it is!! ✨