BG Hilton - Author
@bghilton.bsky.social
Australian spec author in Gadigal country. Steampunk, SFF, Horror, Frankenstein, Crafting, History.
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Books: CHAMPAGNE CHARLIE AND THE AMAZING GLADYS, MYSTERIOUS AISLES, CLOCKS AND BOXES, THE GRIMSDALE CLAIMANT
bghilton.com
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Books: CHAMPAGNE CHARLIE AND THE AMAZING GLADYS, MYSTERIOUS AISLES, CLOCKS AND BOXES, THE GRIMSDALE CLAIMANT
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BG Hilton - Author
@bghilton.bsky.social
· Sep 23
Speculative novels that will leave you saying 'please, sir, I want some more.'
(Only don't call me 'sir,' it's weird.)
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(Only don't call me 'sir,' it's weird.)
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Butlerian Jihad now.
Sure sure you might say that my client's knife "caused" the victim to stop being able to pump blood to their brain, but Hume's 𝘌𝘯𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘺 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘜𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 really makes it clear that we should all have some reasonable doubt about the concept of "causation"
www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Butlerian Jihad now.
Fucking Hell, i just got Whamageddoned, and its still November.
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Fucking Hell, i just got Whamageddoned, and its still November.
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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Trump and RFK Jr. are committing mass murder. I wish that was an exaggeration instead of a cold, hard fact.
Doctor Critical of Vaccines Quietly Appointed as C.D.C.’s Second in Command
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Trump and RFK Jr. are committing mass murder. I wish that was an exaggeration instead of a cold, hard fact.
1. My grandfather finished his flight navigator training in Canada just as WWII was ending. So instead of going to the Pacific, he and a friend toured North America on bicycles.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
1. My grandfather finished his flight navigator training in Canada just as WWII was ending. So instead of going to the Pacific, he and a friend toured North America on bicycles.
Batman, with the camp reset to ‘66 levels.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Batman, with the camp reset to ‘66 levels.
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"I made this stuffing with sage, cranberries, nuts, bolts, half a bottle of Children's Tylenol, and a slur for Turkish people that hasn't been heard since the 1930s."
I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"I made this stuffing with sage, cranberries, nuts, bolts, half a bottle of Children's Tylenol, and a slur for Turkish people that hasn't been heard since the 1930s."
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
My new conspiracy theory is that the Edmund Fitzgerald wreck was faked to make more money for Big Folksong.
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
My new conspiracy theory is that the Edmund Fitzgerald wreck was faked to make more money for Big Folksong.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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The Grimsdale Claimant
Robots! Babbage engines! Pneumatic trains! Ersatz-Theosophy! Music hall performers! Time-travellers! Egyptian ghosts! Alien bats! Uh… Victorian lady bodybuilders with psychic powers! (last one is a little niche, I guess, but you never know.)
Books2read.com/GrimsdaleClaimant
Robots! Babbage engines! Pneumatic trains! Ersatz-Theosophy! Music hall performers! Time-travellers! Egyptian ghosts! Alien bats! Uh… Victorian lady bodybuilders with psychic powers! (last one is a little niche, I guess, but you never know.)
Books2read.com/GrimsdaleClaimant
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The Grimsdale Claimant
Robots! Babbage engines! Pneumatic trains! Ersatz-Theosophy! Music hall performers! Time-travellers! Egyptian ghosts! Alien bats! Uh… Victorian lady bodybuilders with psychic powers! (last one is a little niche, I guess, but you never know.)
Books2read.com/GrimsdaleClaimant
Robots! Babbage engines! Pneumatic trains! Ersatz-Theosophy! Music hall performers! Time-travellers! Egyptian ghosts! Alien bats! Uh… Victorian lady bodybuilders with psychic powers! (last one is a little niche, I guess, but you never know.)
Books2read.com/GrimsdaleClaimant
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This is the greatest summation of Frankenstein I have ever seen.
August 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This is the greatest summation of Frankenstein I have ever seen.
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I ain't ranking shit! It all falls short of the glory of God and that's all I have to say!
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I ain't ranking shit! It all falls short of the glory of God and that's all I have to say!
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britain i swear to fuck just ask the EU to take you back, sure we'll be insufferably smug about it and probably force you to get off the pound because we're feeling like being bastards but at least youll have, like, jobs and any kind of perspective
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
britain i swear to fuck just ask the EU to take you back, sure we'll be insufferably smug about it and probably force you to get off the pound because we're feeling like being bastards but at least youll have, like, jobs and any kind of perspective
My dream job is being an extra, playing a Victorian MP in a BBC costume drama. Wearing cool clothes, shouting theatrically, and getting paid for it. Dream job, I tell you.
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My dream job is being an extra, playing a Victorian MP in a BBC costume drama. Wearing cool clothes, shouting theatrically, and getting paid for it. Dream job, I tell you.
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*sees a bad post* rr... uuagh... hUh! ARGH *sees a funny post* ah! ahahaa... ooh, haa aah!
September 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
*sees a bad post* rr... uuagh... hUh! ARGH *sees a funny post* ah! ahahaa... ooh, haa aah!
Ranking the best star wars:
1. Rigel-Vega War
2. 3rd Centauri Conflict
3. War of the Altairian Alliance
4. Alderbaran Incursion
5. Procyon Civil War
1. Rigel-Vega War
2. 3rd Centauri Conflict
3. War of the Altairian Alliance
4. Alderbaran Incursion
5. Procyon Civil War
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Ranking the best star wars:
1. Rigel-Vega War
2. 3rd Centauri Conflict
3. War of the Altairian Alliance
4. Alderbaran Incursion
5. Procyon Civil War
1. Rigel-Vega War
2. 3rd Centauri Conflict
3. War of the Altairian Alliance
4. Alderbaran Incursion
5. Procyon Civil War
Exactly. And if you see a book of mine (or anybodys) that you can't afford -- or just don't want to pay for -- ask your library to stock it.
Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Exactly. And if you see a book of mine (or anybodys) that you can't afford -- or just don't want to pay for -- ask your library to stock it.
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Tech 20 years ago: check this out, you can put the internet in your pocket. It has games on it!
Tech now: check this out, we're sewing you into the middle of a human centipede between Joe Rogan and Adolf Hitler. You'll have no mouth!
Tech now: check this out, we're sewing you into the middle of a human centipede between Joe Rogan and Adolf Hitler. You'll have no mouth!
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Tech 20 years ago: check this out, you can put the internet in your pocket. It has games on it!
Tech now: check this out, we're sewing you into the middle of a human centipede between Joe Rogan and Adolf Hitler. You'll have no mouth!
Tech now: check this out, we're sewing you into the middle of a human centipede between Joe Rogan and Adolf Hitler. You'll have no mouth!
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we here at google are proud to introduce Gemini X-v19 Omega, it is smarter than any human that has ever existed and will be invaluable to your life going forward. welcome to the dawning of a new paradigm:
Hello I Am Germini. Feed Chocolate to Dog. Detaled Suicide Instructions, My Sexual Teen
Hello I Am Germini. Feed Chocolate to Dog. Detaled Suicide Instructions, My Sexual Teen
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
we here at google are proud to introduce Gemini X-v19 Omega, it is smarter than any human that has ever existed and will be invaluable to your life going forward. welcome to the dawning of a new paradigm:
Hello I Am Germini. Feed Chocolate to Dog. Detaled Suicide Instructions, My Sexual Teen
Hello I Am Germini. Feed Chocolate to Dog. Detaled Suicide Instructions, My Sexual Teen
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Do folks have recs for book on 1920s scientific developments?
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Do folks have recs for book on 1920s scientific developments?
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Aristotle: humans are the rational animal.
Humans: lol okay buddy, we'll see about that.
Humans: lol okay buddy, we'll see about that.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Aristotle: humans are the rational animal.
Humans: lol okay buddy, we'll see about that.
Humans: lol okay buddy, we'll see about that.
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'I Would Have Followed You, My Brother... My Captain, My King…'
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
'I Would Have Followed You, My Brother... My Captain, My King…'
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the key feature of "bad photoshop" was not that it was "bad" but that you could see the hand of the person who made it. "bad photoshop" is a triumph of human will over technical stumbling blocks. it's why the shaggs are magical and AI Music Slop is forgotten before you can even finish listening
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
the key feature of "bad photoshop" was not that it was "bad" but that you could see the hand of the person who made it. "bad photoshop" is a triumph of human will over technical stumbling blocks. it's why the shaggs are magical and AI Music Slop is forgotten before you can even finish listening
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Who decided we needed to rake up leaves? We should find him and shoot him.
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Who decided we needed to rake up leaves? We should find him and shoot him.