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Steve Hill 🏴‍☠️📚
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Brit in the US. Author of 'The Blood of the Cutlass' series. 30+ yrs working w/ homeless, mentally ill & AODA.

Milwaukee, WI

Please check out https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVYPN5Z2
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Pirates! Treasure! Ghosts! A psychotic parrot!

All these and more in my Children’s-Book-But-Also-For-Grown-Ups ‘The Blood of the Cutlass’, available as an ebook, paperback or hardcover.

Book 2 in the series due out later this year! 🏴‍☠️☠️

www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVYPN5Z2
So my year just got a little bit worse ☹️
January 22, 2026 at 9:38 PM
She’s hopeful that no one will discover the body until the Spring, by which time she will be living in Mexico under an assumed name.
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Spoiler: He’s adding his name to it.
Bracing myself for whatever inappropriate statement the stable genius posts tomorrow for MLK Day.
January 18, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Bracing myself for whatever inappropriate statement the stable genius posts tomorrow for MLK Day.
January 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Todays code giveaway is for Him in 4K. Like this comment to enter and I'll randomly pick a winner at 6PM EST. Codes may not work outside of the US. Winners will be messaged with the code. Good luck.
January 17, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Trump accepts participation trophy.
January 15, 2026 at 11:41 PM
My daughter’s band, Solid Ground, have released their second single - Breathe Again (an original composition). You can listen to it here:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9CpA...
Breathe Again
YouTube video by Solid Ground - Topic
m.youtube.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Hey Republicans, if you’d been going to the same bar all your life and then it had new management and they changed the beers, the menu, the music, put the prices up, let in people you didn’t feel comfortable around, you’d probably stop going to that bar.

Just saying, it’s OK to leave the bar.
January 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Translation: he got a bruise.
Zero percent chance this is true.
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
New spirit animal just dropped:
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
“Too old for this shit, I am.”

- Yoda in Lethal Weapon.
January 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Why didn’t they just obey the law? 🤷‍♂️
January 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I guess I don’t understand why a guy in a Home Depot parking lot who is trying to provide for his family is a bigger problem in this country than a guy in a mask who shoots someone in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 PM
When you called up the cinema on a landline phone, you heard a recording on a loop you would have to listen to twice to hear a) what was playing and b) checking what time it started because you were concentrating on what was playing and discussing the options with your mates in the room.
January 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Seeing a lot of “She should have followed the law” posts on FB from people who thought being required to wear a mask during COVID was tyranny.
January 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
January 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
We had a chat with our daughter about 1930s Germany last night. No reason or anything.
January 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Todays code giveaway is for Bugonia in 4K. Like this comment to enter and I'll randomly pick a winner at 6PM EST. Codes may not work outside of the US. Winners will be messaged with the code. Good luck.
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I got a milk frother for Christmas. Weekend coffee mornings forever changed.
January 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
How I Believe the Fashion Industry Works:

Frockmaker: “Which idiot ordered all this orange fabric? What the hell are we supposed to do with it?!”

Fashion Publicist: “… and what we’re hearing is that orange will be THE colour of 2026…”
January 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
We’re gonna get whiplash from the number of Republican politicians who “never supported him, actually” when he’s gone.
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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Todays code giveaway is for The Black Phone 2 in 4K. Like this comment to enter and I'll randomly pick a winner at 6PM EST. Codes may not work outside of the US. Winners will be messaged with the code. Good luck.
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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My baker’s dozen favorite photos I took in 2025.

All my photos are taken on my property, often from my window. It may have become trite, but there’s a lot of beauty in the mundane world if you stop to look.

(Notes are in the alt tags)
1/4
December 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I watched one movie a week in 2025 outside my usual wheelhouse: Black; LGBTQ+; Foreign; Disability. I called it My Year of Woke.
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It looks like she suddenly realized she killed her husband in a fit of rage:
December 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM