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black, 25, they/them

(@beyondIght on twitter, essentially a backup account until shit goes nuclear over there)
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the zoom out was 🤌
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Larian's horrible hirring process is an open secret in the industry – insane amounts of unpaid work in "writing tests", excessive numbers of interviews, months and months of back and forth, etc. Everyone in games narrative circles has heard the stories at this point, probably from multiple people.
I know this because they tried to recruit me and I strongly considered it but they’re also a “do an unpaid writing test where you have to also make it playable” company so that’s not something I vibe with
December 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Old Man vs the SEA
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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lol
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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erika kirk trying to turn herself into jackie kennedy but forgetting that jackie pretty much withdrew from public life following her husband's death to mourn in private, due to not being a demonhearted pageant girl from arizona
December 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
SNL used AI art tonight, multiple times.

Booooooo.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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so wait, do you get worse at football as you get older? it seems to me like you would get better at it since you'd have more time to learn football facts
December 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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reds general manager (leaning into a mic on opening day): you stupid provincial hogs wouldn't show up for someone who ain't your kinfolk
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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🥺
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Beautiful sentence. God bless America.
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Caught up on the Renegades stream last night and apparently my girl is getting a gun?!

“Service of Luzaku”

Good for her imo

#destiny2art #destiny2AOTW
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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December 15, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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the Eagles could hold Jesus Christ Himself to 127 passing yards and no TDs and people would still say the offense sucks
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Tell me the devil doesn't exist. Watch this baseball game and tell me the devil doesn't exist.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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How on earth do you put this pitch here
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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too lazy to finish the joke you get the gist of it
October 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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The average pitch the Cubs batters have seen this postseason is 92.7 MPH.

Not the average "fastball." The average PITCH. All of them.

That's faster than the average -fastball- the 2008 Cubs saw in the playoffs: 92.4.
October 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM