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· Mar 8
getting down to the cha cha slide at the nordstrom perfume department dj set on a friday night #blessed
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i can't believe this is working
!["I will not use the AI assistant."
reply: And it will do a billion on the stock market."
"billion - 1"
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January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
i can't believe this is working
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we can't shut down the dick sucking factories what else are we going to do with all those guys trained to suck dick 10 hours a day
January 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
we can't shut down the dick sucking factories what else are we going to do with all those guys trained to suck dick 10 hours a day
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thirty dollars a month for a monthly pass to play video games is insane. it costs $7 to buy slay the spire on PC, another $7 to buy it on your phone, and maybe another $7 for a hypothetical third device. that's your gaming budget set until slay the spire 2 comes out
October 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
thirty dollars a month for a monthly pass to play video games is insane. it costs $7 to buy slay the spire on PC, another $7 to buy it on your phone, and maybe another $7 for a hypothetical third device. that's your gaming budget set until slay the spire 2 comes out
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my girl lives in another state, you wouldn't know her. none of us are capable of knowing each other
October 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
my girl lives in another state, you wouldn't know her. none of us are capable of knowing each other
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16 year old me: So it's a message board... with videos... wireless... with a touch screen????
46 year old me: Yeah but it sucks
My phone: Welcome back to Throwing Soap In The Alley this is day 264 of theowing soap in my alley today we have bath soap
46 year old me: Yeah but it sucks
My phone: Welcome back to Throwing Soap In The Alley this is day 264 of theowing soap in my alley today we have bath soap
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
16 year old me: So it's a message board... with videos... wireless... with a touch screen????
46 year old me: Yeah but it sucks
My phone: Welcome back to Throwing Soap In The Alley this is day 264 of theowing soap in my alley today we have bath soap
46 year old me: Yeah but it sucks
My phone: Welcome back to Throwing Soap In The Alley this is day 264 of theowing soap in my alley today we have bath soap
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LIMITED PRINT DROP - LAST DAY TO ORDER ( ends 22/12 )
December 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
LIMITED PRINT DROP - LAST DAY TO ORDER ( ends 22/12 )
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my favorite activity is holding something for a woman
December 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
my favorite activity is holding something for a woman
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Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year.
I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.
I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.
October 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year.
I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.
I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.
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Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
September 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
absolutely unhinged title for a fb marketplace listing hello??
August 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
absolutely unhinged title for a fb marketplace listing hello??
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I don’t think we should normalize anything. All behavior should be reviled and punished
July 31, 2023 at 2:28 PM
I don’t think we should normalize anything. All behavior should be reviled and punished
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The most militant vegans alive can't touch the belligerence and seething resentment of your average suburban dad seeing you order a salad with no feta.
August 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The most militant vegans alive can't touch the belligerence and seething resentment of your average suburban dad seeing you order a salad with no feta.
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it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught
July 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught
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ai could never steal my job. nobody could be unemployed like i am
July 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
ai could never steal my job. nobody could be unemployed like i am
pics from my little walkies 🌿🌿
July 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
pics from my little walkies 🌿🌿
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the job hunt is going well thanks for asking
June 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
the job hunt is going well thanks for asking
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
theonion.com
June 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t