All Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass
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When I was in middle school some boys in the locker room said if you laid on one arm until it was numb and then touched yourself with it, it was like being touched by someone else. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
When I was in middle school some boys in the locker room said if you laid on one arm until it was numb and then touched yourself with it, it was like being touched by someone else. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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I think we are long past the point of noting the judiciary is ideologically captured by bigots and extremists
It is genuinely insane to see a judge describe Graham Linehan as a “generally credible witness” in a trial where he claimed Sophia Brooks has been engaged in “trans activism” since 2013 (when she would’ve been 6 years old), then, when challenged, claimed her drivers license lied about her age.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I think we are long past the point of noting the judiciary is ideologically captured by bigots and extremists
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Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
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Wrote this a couple of weeks ago. Feels more relevant still after today. And it’s a deficit of self awareness which goes far beyond some members of the BBC board.
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Wrote this a couple of weeks ago. Feels more relevant still after today. And it’s a deficit of self awareness which goes far beyond some members of the BBC board.
Charity shop scores today, a Lucius Shepard I don't know, a signed Stephen Spender and a copy of literally the worst novel ever written.
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Charity shop scores today, a Lucius Shepard I don't know, a signed Stephen Spender and a copy of literally the worst novel ever written.
That's Dave.
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
That's Dave.
Ignore the old texts at your peril
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Ignore the old texts at your peril
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The monkey furiously slams the bone against the rock before tossing it into the air. The camera follows it as it rotates in slow motion. On the screen you see the words:
*stitch incoming*
*stitch incoming*
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The monkey furiously slams the bone against the rock before tossing it into the air. The camera follows it as it rotates in slow motion. On the screen you see the words:
*stitch incoming*
*stitch incoming*
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This week I have mostly been listening to
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
This week I have mostly been listening to
There's a local news story about some pub quiz cheaters getting caught and I don't think this is a good example of people getting a question right suspiciously. Who do you think the primary audience for 90s hip hop is??
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
There's a local news story about some pub quiz cheaters getting caught and I don't think this is a good example of people getting a question right suspiciously. Who do you think the primary audience for 90s hip hop is??
I know so much useless shit I could've easily become one of those YouTube shorts people who recites factoids in an annoying voice.
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I know so much useless shit I could've easily become one of those YouTube shorts people who recites factoids in an annoying voice.
This week I have mostly been listening to
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 AM
This week I have mostly been listening to
"I will never watch a Jennifer Garner movie cos her neck weirds me out." - @upthetwerx.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"I will never watch a Jennifer Garner movie cos her neck weirds me out." - @upthetwerx.bsky.social
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This seems like a good time to remind people that everyone in politics and media knew very well that Johnson was a bent, disastrous imbecile and that he was made Tory leader *specifically because* he was the candidate the Mail, the Sun, the Times, the Telegraph and the Express would all get behind.
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This seems like a good time to remind people that everyone in politics and media knew very well that Johnson was a bent, disastrous imbecile and that he was made Tory leader *specifically because* he was the candidate the Mail, the Sun, the Times, the Telegraph and the Express would all get behind.
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✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
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“He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself.”
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself.”
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
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named my son Sue in the hopes of imbuing him with a sort of gentle, nurturing femininity and it fucking backfired Big Time
November 24, 2024 at 1:38 AM
named my son Sue in the hopes of imbuing him with a sort of gentle, nurturing femininity and it fucking backfired Big Time
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Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
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Me to my class: some of you will have seen the dozens of messages between me and the world's most famous pedophile, where I refer to him as my "wing man." Sorry about that. Now then, let's talk about what the blind man represents in "Cathedral"
Larry Summers discusses his “statement of regret” for his disturbing messages to Jeffrey Epstein with Harvard students
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Me to my class: some of you will have seen the dozens of messages between me and the world's most famous pedophile, where I refer to him as my "wing man." Sorry about that. Now then, let's talk about what the blind man represents in "Cathedral"
Why is my mum messaging the family groupchat about Daddy Yankee?
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Why is my mum messaging the family groupchat about Daddy Yankee?
Most listened to albums of 2025 so far
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Most listened to albums of 2025 so far